Already got what I wanted.

Let the thread run itself...


Thanks to all the lads for the trolls and much appreciation for the ones with genuine reply. Cheers!!!




This post has been edited by ak101ss: Dec 3 2018, 01:30 PM

Gambar mana? Will decide if lenglui or not.

U JUST SAY
"LIMBEH GA LU GONG, LIMBEH WU CAI HUI"

Post pertama sudah edit

That doesn't sound right... Will keep it tho, thanks!

Dude, she cant even understand English? So classic need to break up in Hokkien.
Learn from Hua Hee Dai

lu ho lan kan ba

Yeah, really penang chinese educated B40 type of girl. I also don't know how the fuck i hooked up with her...

Contrary to believe, not many penang chinese ladies can speak proper english. Majority have broken english, but hokkien top notch. Mandarin/Cantonese fail.

I don't have Astro, sorry. Netflix saja...

You sure is Amoi?
Looks more like Vietmoi or overly edited to whiten skin in pic Thaimoi.
Just tell her "lu eh leng, boh kau tua liap, bye bye mah chai leh pai"

just say ccb chabor wa mai kua lu liao

lu eh si beh loh tee (roti), bin pun boh sui
kiong kan lah

says you're an airport, tak mau you liao.
im done bye.

say your lampah kecil can liao. Automatic lari

Lu Ho I understand, lan kan ba sounds like bad word je...

She's chindian, but look like Thaimoi... Got more drills but pity her la, we respek her privacy...

Thanks.

EDIT :; added her IC photo as proof she malaysian ccb chabor

cannot la...

keongkan la if i say this...

This post has been edited by ak101ss: Dec 3 2018, 11:34 AM

Limpeh bo ai lu cibai, limpeh ai kam lan.

Say KNN CCB!!!

In hokkien means se leng ah?

She already saw my lampah...she scared liao

Wait, how do you even communicate with her in the first place. I have few friends from Penang, English top notch but mandarin/hokkien fail.

Ts malay or inkdian?
I am kokkien chinese. Hokkien is my 1st language. But My inkdian uncle speak better hokkien and mandarin than me.

This post has been edited by Zhik: Dec 3 2018, 11:27 AM

wa deng jit ki kio geh, giam tio u Ai Zi liao

kennot la.....

then i sure keongkan already..

I take abit initiative to learn la broken hokkien... she understands mandarin and abit of cantonese... so easy for me...

We rojak english/mandarin/cantonese and hokkien together... Now you know why i wanna break up... She also giving me cold shoulder already...

wa bo ai lu liao

just tell her u got AIDS, you will then never see her again

Indian...

Macam lain je... Thanks!

This one basic la, I dont love you anymore... Thanks anyways!

wa bo lui , wa bo lui

wa ka lu kong, wa lang pun chew , wa ai bat eh cha bo liao ,

This post has been edited by bereev: Dec 3 2018, 11:41 AM

wa suka tiok ji leh ta poh .. fast, simple and effective.

cut your fingernails. its unhygienic

wa suka du ka cheng

"Wa Gam Gak, Wa lang bo sek hup, abo wa lang pun chiu"

(I feel that, we both are not suitable, lets breakup)

Thanks!

Ok, Thanks!

Not my fingernails... hers... Best part, she's in F&B industry

ts this is u arh

he le cha bo gai siao ho wa eh sai bo

Nope... doesn't sound right

Awesome reply, Thanks much!!!

Nope, I'm uglier than him, but less gay. Don't have enough long hair to tie like that also.

Lim peh kin jit ai ka lu kong cheng chor, lim peh lin lu sipeh gu liao, lim peh jin jiak beh tahan lu jit geh ji bai poh, lim peh ai ka lu pun qiu

That eye-brow, no wonder want to break up. BTW nowadays just use emojis, no need say anything.

You can give her to me..

Macam tak betul je....

Wah this wan scolding je, can elaborate ah? already lost in translation...

Yes she does, ex-model.. divorcee milf with one child already... so definitely have to compensate the accelerated aging with makeup lo...

LMAO, i didn't really notice her eyebrows till you told me... emoji no fun la... gotta put effort to kick her off

This

I will talk to u frankly - Lim Peh kin jit ai ka lu kong cheng chor
I sudah tahan u very very the long - lim peh lin lu sibeh gu liao
I cannot tahan u bitch - lim peh jin jiak beh tahan lu jit geh ji bai poh
I wanna break up with u - lim pej ai ka lu pun qiu

Btw TS sudah piap piap her? how is her performance on bed?

Piaped?

You go find la yourself...

Gila, say i go see prostitute i got aids

Thanks bro, much appreciated..

Cannot piap, incompatible genitals... My fingers can reach her womb. Even after hours of foreplay to make it lose, still hurts badly for her during penetration. give up. and the goddamn smell...

Reply as above.

BJ pun tarak? if no TS rugi liao

Woi... WA Bo ai le liao.. Le eh Sai ki lah.. WA wu pak eh cha bor peng yu liao..

She penang origin ma... really kampung origin...

Rugi lo...

She not virgin bro, already got one son bro...

This wan macam scolding je...

Huh?! No no

Is like Wei.. I dun wan u liao.. U can go lah.. I got other gf edi..

you: weh cha bo
her: simi lan jiao
you: walau eh cha bo, ani kuan cho lor meh?
her: lu sukat ma
you: si hor si hor..ngam
her: hami? ai kong hami?
you: wa ai ka le pun chiu
you: wa tui le boh sim liao
her: HAR?!
you: okay? mai kah ho wah liao, mai che wah liao
her: HAR?!
you: har simi lan
you: chui kang kui tua tua ai kam lan si bo?
you: okay la...wa eh lan ho le kam teh be pai la

why your fingernail so long like a lady boy

Ah (insert name)...oo ji geh tong yau mi kia gua ai ka lu kong..
Ah (insert name) ...there's something important I want to tell you..

Gua eh sim lai pien liau...chiau gua kua, ka ho gua nang lee kui
My heart has changed already...from that I see, it is better that we break off

Lu mang kee gua...gua nang chuay tin see bo ee ser liau
Please don't be angry with me...there is no longer any meaning in us being together

He bong ka ban ji eh lu eh tu tiok ji geh ka ho eh ta por peng yu
I hope that in the near future you will meet a better boyfriend

Jiau kor ka ki...gua seng kia.
Look after yourself...I'll make a move now

Also available are breakup lines in malay (non-rempit only), tamil, thai, tagalog, kadazandusun, iban, indonesian, german, cherokee, singlish and eskimo.

Hello xxxxx , wa wu ming kiah kah lu kong.
Hello xxxx , i have something to tlel you.

chi gui leh pai la bin wa siao ki wa lang eh gam cheng.
In these few weeks , I've been thinking about our relationship.

tan pak kong wa ka lu bo kam cheng liao
Honestly speaking , I no longer have feelings for you.

wa lang pun qiu ba.
Let's split up.

This post has been edited by veiven: Dec 3 2018, 12:31 PM

oklah, just say "lan nor lang tui...wah mai lu liao"

Wa xiao jin gu liao, wa ai kah lu kong, wa lang tong kim gao yin la

Now this is epic. Move on next target.

Tell her this - Cha boh, wa ai ka lu pun chiew. Bye bye!

Me last time go find prostitute, got aids liao. Is what he said.

Guys can la, girls not nice la
I see, thanks mate

No need this long and dramatic la...

Not mine la... Hers la ..

pm me her contact , i settle for u ...FREE

Thanks mate, much appreciated!!

Cantik, appreciate it!!

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Viet/Thai Mui > Penang mui lah.

Want to date with Penang Mui but not Penang kia? Good luck to you

My 1st ex from penang. I not penang leng also. I southern hokkien. But she very noisy n demanding so dumped her d

Jahat... Too cold le

Lol

Ouch, she's 27, so maybe she not like the generation now.

Lol teruk... Thanks anyways

Yeah lol I just found out.

Sure you want? Penang girl le... Only free on Sundays.. works 6 days a week 12 hour shift .
No luck already, that's why breaking up ma

Mine already cold shoulder... So might as well dump..

i pm u

Apa sarahan speak Mandarin? Sound young at least. Speak hokkien sound like older char bo, wait till she scold you

So Buy 1 Free 1

Most of pg girls I know very vocal one. Unless from Chinese school la. If not wan. N fiercely proud of the fact of them being from island. Told me kl sucks. Kl food sucks. Say my hokkien sucks padahal we southern hokkien slang is the more ori one.
We call cacing n elephant properly we have proper terms for things like stones

This wan also I wonder... Why the Malacca/JB hokkien so different from Penang hokkien...

Penang girls quite toxic cause the Penang guys also toxic... The Penang guys really use these girls Kao Kao from what I heard... Then the girls also eventually become toxic...

how to say cacing and elephant in hokkien ?

stones i call ba tu lol

my hokkien sabah style mix teochew i also dont know which is hokkien which is teochew lol

how to call cockroaches and cicak also ?

This post has been edited by cofin: Dec 3 2018, 12:57 PM

How do you guys say "all" in hokkien?

liaw or liao ...... ka liao ? liao liao ?

This post has been edited by cofin: Dec 3 2018, 12:58 PM

Ka un. Chiun kong. Jiok tau

Ka liao. Ya.
But this one even southern ppl also sometimes say sama.

only ka un same .... lol i also tarak know chiun kong and jiok tau

coz when young mom always say dont no wear trousers go sit on grass later ka un go into your ka cheng .....

This post has been edited by cofin: Dec 3 2018, 01:00 PM

Use in what sense. Sex ah. Mine was 1st hand so. More than 10 over years ago punya story

cacing = tang
elephant = chiu kong
stone = chio tau
cockroach = kak chua
cicak = sien tang

Then how the hell u call stone n elephant.
My nothern frens call it dua jiu and batu.

Yes northern said that

Well I said ka liao my friend from southern and central corrected me by saying its "se mua" as if they have never heard of ka liao

Use in money, car, petrol, dinner .. sex 2nd thing... Then cheat with other girls... Many times hear this case already... Many single moms there..

Lu punya exactly like mine. But tang is just general worms. Specifically cacing we call ka un.

Kl one mostly use for sex only lol

never heard of "ka un"..

tang is worms leh ....

kak chua same

sien nang ...same

ok i still tot sien nang is teochew

elephant no one ever teach me how to call it in hokkien

batu still call batu but hokkien style is split ....ba tu

Hmmm.... southern ppl all call that wo.
I find southern hokkien more pleasing to listen to. Like singing. Penang one very not smooth. Like drinking cappuccino vs drinking red bull.
Maybe I'm just bias

Sien tang la. N my mum always complain ceiling a lot sien tang sai.
My house parents only speak hokkien. Coz all 4 grandparents are pure hokkien from eng chun n lam mua fujian.
So I not handsome coz never mix with other dialect genes

southern as in Johor?

Melaka johor Singapore all same tone

I think is ka Chua. Coz basically they always literally gigit kertas so call ka chua

KL food doesn't suck...one just has to know where to find good eats, and they don't know.

Agree 100% about southern hokkien slang. I have chinese, malay,ceylonese and indian relatives in Penang...they all find the southern accent to be odd and say it's too close to teochew...sigh!
They have yet to hear a chinoy speak hokkien with a heavy tagalog accent

And southern lion dance regalia are way better-looking than the plainer northern ones! #engchoonpride

i see...
but till now i blur how to say spicy
my family say as "luak"..my friend said as "hiam"

Luak. Hiam is corrupted nothern version

My understanding of luak = eating, hiam = smelling

just tell her, ' wa bo sukak lu liao, ji zhun walang geh guanheh SUA. Lu mai lai che wa liao, byebye'

If u r talking about muar one unfair la. That fella is 14 consecutive times world champion. China kena tapau every single time how to compare. My friend was trained there then he quit

yaka? never knew

is it? friend use "hiam" for all.

luak is weather hot

hiam is food spicy

Limpeh bo ai lu liao wo guo wu lang pun ciu, wo kong cio eh la...keh har wo eh sai bo?