Ah (insert name)...oo ji geh tong yau mi kia gua ai ka lu kong..
Ah (insert name) ...there's something important I want to tell you..

Gua eh sim lai pien liau...chiau gua kua, ka ho gua nang lee kui
My heart has changed already...from that I see, it is better that we break off

Lu mang kee gua...gua nang chuay tin see bo ee ser liau
Please don't be angry with me...there is no longer any meaning in us being together

He bong ka ban ji eh lu eh tu tiok ji geh ka ho eh ta por peng yu
I hope that in the near future you will meet a better boyfriend

Jiau kor ka ki...gua seng kia.
Look after yourself...I'll make a move now

Also available are breakup lines in malay (non-rempit only), tamil, thai, tagalog, kadazandusun, iban, indonesian, german, cherokee, singlish and eskimo.

KL food doesn't suck...one just has to know where to find good eats, and they don't know.

Agree 100% about southern hokkien slang. I have chinese, malay,ceylonese and indian relatives in Penang...they all find the southern accent to be odd and say it's too close to teochew...sigh!
They have yet to hear a chinoy speak hokkien with a heavy tagalog accent

And southern lion dance regalia are way better-looking than the plainer northern ones! #engchoonpride

Not referring to the muar troupe at all; was a general observation. Traditional northern lions livery were never as colorful and decorative as southern lions. In case you didn't realize, I was referring to the costumes, not dancing/percussive skillz.

Hokkien has been steadily losing ground in Malacca, Muar and Johor to mandarin for quite some time. Even the Taiwan govt cut off funding to the Fujian dictionary effort years ago. This dialect is is severe decline, and I see no way of reversal, unfortunately.