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post Dec 3 2018, 11:09 AM, updated 8y ago

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Already got what I wanted.

Let the thread run itself...


Thanks to all the lads for the trolls and much appreciation for the ones with genuine reply. Cheers!!!




This post has been edited by ak101ss: Dec 3 2018, 01:30 PM
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post Dec 3 2018, 11:14 AM

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QUOTE(pgsiemkia @ Dec 3 2018, 11:10 AM)
Gambar mana? Will decide if lenglui or not.
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Post pertama sudah edit

QUOTE(TheEvilMan @ Dec 3 2018, 11:12 AM)
U JUST SAY
"LIMBEH GA LU GONG, LIMBEH WU CAI HUI"
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That doesn't sound right... Will keep it tho, thanks!
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post Dec 3 2018, 11:17 AM

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QUOTE(Kokodile @ Dec 3 2018, 11:14 AM)
Dude, she cant even understand English? So classic need to break up in Hokkien.
Learn from Hua Hee Dai
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Yeah, really penang chinese educated B40 type of girl. I also don't know how the fuck i hooked up with her...

Contrary to believe, not many penang chinese ladies can speak proper english. Majority have broken english, but hokkien top notch. Mandarin/Cantonese fail.

I don't have Astro, sorry. Netflix saja...
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post Dec 3 2018, 11:20 AM

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QUOTE(Jasonist @ Dec 3 2018, 11:15 AM)
lu ho lan kan ba
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Lu Ho I understand, lan kan ba sounds like bad word je...

QUOTE(Zoopdiidoo @ Dec 3 2018, 11:17 AM)
You sure is Amoi?
Looks more like Vietmoi or overly edited to whiten skin in pic Thaimoi.
Just tell her "lu eh leng, boh kau tua liap, bye bye mah chai leh pai"
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She's chindian, but look like Thaimoi... Got more drills but pity her la, we respek her privacy...

Thanks.

EDIT :; added her IC photo as proof she malaysian ccb chabor

QUOTE(Blofeld @ Dec 3 2018, 11:17 AM)
just say ccb chabor wa mai kua lu liao
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cannot la... sweat.gif

QUOTE(teehk_tee @ Dec 3 2018, 11:18 AM)
lu eh si beh loh tee (roti), bin pun boh sui
kiong kan lah
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keongkan la if i say this... sweat.gif

This post has been edited by ak101ss: Dec 3 2018, 11:34 AM
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post Dec 3 2018, 11:23 AM

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QUOTE(Mike.Chang @ Dec 3 2018, 11:18 AM)
says you're an airport, tak mau you liao.
im done bye.
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In hokkien means se leng ah?

QUOTE(peinsama @ Dec 3 2018, 11:19 AM)
say your lampah kecil can liao. Automatic lari
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She already saw my lampah...she scared liao
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post Dec 3 2018, 11:26 AM

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QUOTE(puchongite @ Dec 3 2018, 11:22 AM)
Limpeh bo ai lu cibai, limpeh ai kam lan.
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kennot la.....

QUOTE(Fubar20 @ Dec 3 2018, 11:23 AM)
Say KNN CCB!!! brows.gif
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then i sure keongkan already..

QUOTE(Kokodile @ Dec 3 2018, 11:24 AM)
Wait, how do you even communicate with her in the first place. I have few friends from Penang, English top notch but mandarin/hokkien fail.
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I take abit initiative to learn la broken hokkien... she understands mandarin and abit of cantonese... so easy for me...

We rojak english/mandarin/cantonese and hokkien together... Now you know why i wanna break up... She also giving me cold shoulder already...
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post Dec 3 2018, 11:29 AM

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QUOTE(Zhik @ Dec 3 2018, 11:26 AM)
Ts malay or inkdian?
I am kokkien chinese. Hokkien is my 1st language. But My inkdian uncle speak better hokkien and mandarin than me.
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Indian...

QUOTE(lancelyod @ Dec 3 2018, 11:26 AM)
wa deng jit ki kio geh, giam tio u Ai Zi liao
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Macam lain je... Thanks!

QUOTE(Chaud @ Dec 3 2018, 11:27 AM)
wa bo ai lu liao
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This one basic la, I dont love you anymore... Thanks anyways!
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post Dec 3 2018, 11:43 AM

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QUOTE(bereev @ Dec 3 2018, 11:38 AM)
wa bo lui , wa bo lui

wa ka lu kong, wa lang pun chew , wa ai bat eh cha bo liao ,
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Thanks!

QUOTE(DominicSin @ Dec 3 2018, 11:40 AM)
wa suka tiok ji leh ta poh .. fast, simple and effective.
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Ok, Thanks!

QUOTE(upcars @ Dec 3 2018, 11:41 AM)
cut your fingernails. its unhygienic
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Not my fingernails... hers... Best part, she's in F&B industry tongue.gif
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post Dec 3 2018, 11:46 AM

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QUOTE(skinny-dipper @ Dec 3 2018, 11:43 AM)
wa suka du ka cheng
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Nope... doesn't sound right biggrin.gif

QUOTE(nebula87 @ Dec 3 2018, 11:43 AM)
"Wa Gam Gak, Wa lang bo sek hup, abo wa lang pun chiu"

(I feel that, we both are not suitable, lets breakup)
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Awesome reply, Thanks much!!! notworthy.gif

QUOTE(bereev @ Dec 3 2018, 11:44 AM)
ts this is u arh


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Nope, I'm uglier than him, but less gay. Don't have enough long hair to tie like that also.
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post Dec 3 2018, 11:51 AM

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QUOTE(bereev @ Dec 3 2018, 11:45 AM)
he le cha bo gai siao ho wa eh sai bo brows.gif
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Macam tak betul je....

QUOTE(yhtan @ Dec 3 2018, 11:47 AM)
Lim peh kin jit ai ka lu kong cheng chor, lim peh lin lu sipeh gu liao, lim peh jin jiak beh tahan lu jit geh ji bai poh, lim peh ai ka lu pun qiu
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Wah this wan scolding je, can elaborate ah? already lost in translation...

QUOTE(Oreoyh90 @ Dec 3 2018, 11:47 AM)
The photo and ic shows ur gf put alot make up lolol
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Yes she does, ex-model.. divorcee milf with one child already... so definitely have to compensate the accelerated aging with makeup lo...

QUOTE(blackcoffeeaddict @ Dec 3 2018, 11:48 AM)
That eye-brow, no wonder want to break up. BTW nowadays just use emojis, no need say anything.
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LMAO, i didn't really notice her eyebrows till you told me... emoji no fun la... gotta put effort to kick her off bruce.gif
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post Dec 3 2018, 12:02 PM

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QUOTE(RichardN @ Dec 3 2018, 11:50 AM)
You can give her to me..
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You go find la yourself...

QUOTE(BrokeBack @ Dec 3 2018, 11:53 AM)
This
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Gila, say i go see prostitute i got aids

QUOTE(yhtan @ Dec 3 2018, 11:56 AM)
I will talk to u frankly - Lim Peh kin jit ai ka lu kong cheng chor
I sudah tahan u very very the long - lim peh lin lu sibeh gu liao
I cannot tahan u bitch - lim peh jin jiak beh tahan lu jit geh ji bai poh
I wanna break up with u - lim pej ai ka lu pun qiu
Btw TS sudah piap piap her? how is her performance on bed?
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Thanks bro, much appreciated..

Cannot piap, incompatible genitals... My fingers can reach her womb. Even after hours of foreplay to make it lose, still hurts badly for her during penetration. give up. and the goddamn smell...

QUOTE(HyourinMaru @ Dec 3 2018, 11:58 AM)
Piaped?
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Reply as above.
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post Dec 3 2018, 12:11 PM

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QUOTE(kopi @ Dec 3 2018, 12:05 PM)
At least she understand hokkien. New cinis girls nowadays all wanna speak Mandarin. I dunno how to communicate with them leh.
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She penang origin ma... really kampung origin...

QUOTE(yhtan @ Dec 3 2018, 12:07 PM)
BJ pun tarak? if no TS rugi liao
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Rugi lo...

QUOTE(kopi @ Dec 3 2018, 12:07 PM)
Go see doctor take away that pesky virginity. I heard from relative a couple they know had to see doc cos virginity extra protection. Thick kenot cucuk.
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She not virgin bro, already got one son bro...

QUOTE(alwinnng @ Dec 3 2018, 12:07 PM)
Woi... WA Bo ai le liao.. Le eh Sai ki lah.. WA wu pak eh cha bor peng yu liao..
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This wan macam scolding je...
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post Dec 3 2018, 12:41 PM

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QUOTE(razorknight @ Dec 3 2018, 12:14 PM)
in hokkien,

Always  start a sentence with KNN or Kanina then follow up ur sentence....

Example:

Kanina, why are u here?  or
Kanina, u ok?
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Guys can la, girls not nice la
QUOTE(alwinnng @ Dec 3 2018, 12:15 PM)
Huh?! No no

Is like Wei.. I dun wan u liao.. U can go lah.. I got other gf edi..
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I see, thanks mate

QUOTE(OldSchoolJoke @ Dec 3 2018, 12:19 PM)
you: weh cha bo
her: simi lan jiao
you: walau eh cha bo, ani kuan cho lor meh?
her: lu sukat ma
you: si hor si hor..ngam
her: hami? ai kong hami?
you: wa ai ka le pun chiu
you: wa tui le boh sim liao
her: HAR?!
you: okay? mai kah ho wah liao, mai che wah liao
her: HAR?!
you: har simi lan
you: chui kang kui tua tua ai kam lan si bo?
you: okay la...wa eh lan ho le kam teh be pai la
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No need this long and dramatic la...

QUOTE(Aud power @ Dec 3 2018, 12:26 PM)
why your fingernail so long like a lady boy
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Not mine la... Hers la ..

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post Dec 3 2018, 12:43 PM

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QUOTE(andyng38 @ Dec 3 2018, 12:28 PM)
Ah (insert name)...oo ji geh tong yau mi kia gua ai ka lu kong..
Ah (insert name) ...there's something important I want to tell you..

Gua eh sim lai pien liau...chiau gua kua, ka ho gua nang lee kui
My heart has changed already...from that I see, it is better that we break off

Lu mang kee gua...gua nang chuay tin see bo ee ser liau
Please don't be angry with me...there is no longer any meaning in us being together

He bong ka ban ji eh lu eh tu tiok ji geh ka ho eh ta por peng yu
I hope that  in the near future you will meet a better boyfriend

Jiau kor ka ki...gua seng kia.
Look after yourself...I'll make a move now

Also available are breakup lines in malay (non-rempit only), tamil, thai, tagalog, kadazandusun, iban, indonesian, german, cherokee, singlish and eskimo. tongue.gif
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Thanks mate, much appreciated!!

QUOTE(veiven @ Dec 3 2018, 12:30 PM)
Hello xxxxx , wa wu ming kiah kah lu kong.
Hello xxxx , i have something to tlel you.

chi gui leh pai la bin wa siao ki wa lang eh gam cheng.
In these few weeks , I've been thinking about our relationship.

tan pak kong wa ka lu bo kam cheng liao
Honestly speaking , I no longer have feelings for you.

wa lang pun qiu ba.
Let's split up.
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Cantik, appreciate it!!
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post Dec 3 2018, 12:45 PM

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QUOTE(pgsiemkia @ Dec 3 2018, 12:30 PM)
oklah, just say "lan nor lang tui...wah mai lu liao"
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Jahat... Too cold le

QUOTE(HyourinMaru @ Dec 3 2018, 12:31 PM)
Wa xiao jin gu liao, wa ai kah lu kong, wa lang tong kim gao yin la
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Lol

QUOTE(kopi @ Dec 3 2018, 12:33 PM)
I am from Pg lots of youngster there now only wanna speak Mandarin. Some don't even know hokkien. Terrible 😣. I.cant communicate with them.
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Ouch, she's 27, so maybe she not like the generation now.

QUOTE(Kokodile @ Dec 3 2018, 12:34 PM)
Now this is epic. Move on next target.

Tell her this - Cha boh, wa ai ka lu pun chiew. Bye bye!  bye.gif
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Lol teruk... Thanks anyways

QUOTE(wanted111who @ Dec 3 2018, 12:41 PM)
Me last time go find prostitute, got aids liao. Is what he said.
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Yeah lol I just found out.
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post Dec 3 2018, 12:46 PM

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QUOTE(M4A1 @ Dec 3 2018, 12:41 PM)
pm me her contact  , i settle for u ...FREE
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Sure you want? Penang girl le... Only free on Sundays.. works 6 days a week 12 hour shift .
QUOTE(jumpercable @ Dec 3 2018, 12:43 PM)
"User Posted Image"

"User Posted Image"
Viet/Thai Mui > Penang mui lah.

Want to date with Penang Mui but not Penang kia? Good luck to you
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No luck already, that's why breaking up ma

QUOTE(kkk8787 @ Dec 3 2018, 12:44 PM)
My 1st ex from penang. I not penang leng also. I southern hokkien. But she very noisy n demanding so dumped her d
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Mine already cold shoulder... So might as well dump..
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post Dec 3 2018, 12:54 PM

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QUOTE(kkk8787 @ Dec 3 2018, 12:49 PM)
Most of pg girls I know very vocal one. Unless from Chinese school la. If not wan. N fiercely proud of the fact of them being from island. Told me kl sucks. Kl food sucks. Say my hokkien sucks padahal we southern hokkien slang is the more ori one.
We call cacing n elephant properly  we have proper terms for things like stones
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This wan also I wonder... Why the Malacca/JB hokkien so different from Penang hokkien...

Penang girls quite toxic cause the Penang guys also toxic... The Penang guys really use these girls Kao Kao from what I heard... Then the girls also eventually become toxic...
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post Dec 3 2018, 01:01 PM

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QUOTE(kkk8787 @ Dec 3 2018, 12:59 PM)
Use in what sense. Sex ah. Mine was 1st hand so. More than 10 over years ago punya story
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Use in money, car, petrol, dinner .. sex 2nd thing... Then cheat with other girls... Many times hear this case already... Many single moms there..
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post Dec 3 2018, 03:27 PM

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QUOTE(pgsiemkia @ Dec 3 2018, 03:02 PM)
I Pg kia, will be her football after you putus..good also, see once a week..bring her makan at Teluk Bahang Monkey Bar..
then can piap in hutan...
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Lol sorry mate... Already Kena PM... Can't be sharing whole world le... You Penang Kia already got so many girls there (Thai muis, Viet mui) you still want janda miao miao meh?

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