My boys are going to primary school next year. Not to small I guess

mine i have 1 scar from her scratch. exactly on my chest. it took me 1 whole week to recover from that. as if i got scratch by a cat

i was so pissed off that time, luckily wifu is there if not my baby will surely get slap from me. LOL

luckily i cool down very fast. but the scar not so..

So my next door neighbour told me that she found a snake in her ground floor bedroom,I actually use my first floor bedroom as my kids' toy room and I actually found a snake there before too but my neighbour and I killed it. They're small snakes but small snakes will grow to a big snake

This post has been edited by Mad Matt: Aug 17 2016, 09:46 PM

my son half day kindergarten is RM15 a month.
nope swear to god i'm not lying. its RM15 for an entire month.
i kecian the teachers so i always give them more.

i'm not in KL. that's why.

Wow RM15 a month. Syukur

syukur right?
you move out of KL you syukur like me liao!

best decision ever.

Wow.. can save alot!!!

nice see another uncle.
you sure got some nice experience to tell.

i've went to emergency room total 4 times becos of my kids.
eh make it 5.

you guys new parents wait la for your turn.
if you get passive, docile obedient kids then lucky you.

but if you get borderline hyper active kids like me kecian you liao hahaha

what happen 5 times at ER?

hot single dad pants down

didn't cut nails meh?

anyway, rant again... my boy didn't poo today at the sitter's so nightmare for me... 1st round go came out 2 biji the size of guli... ask him try some more, he kept turning his hand signaling no more... ok... give him milk...
after that still don't want to sleep, walk here walk there and got that wannashit face... ok bring him to toilet... nothing come out...
3rd round of milk (don't know why so small size can drink so much )... this time again got that face... bring him in, fuuuuuu... dem a lot came out
but he didn't want to let me wipe is butt, dem... chasing him around the toilet, he go touch this touch that, me himself wet, make me wet... i nearly wanted to take out ak47 and tembak liao... tahan cos i still want him to sleep, else i won't be getting any...
after washing his hands he went and touch the toilet bowl

really... dafuq... no wonder some times my wife will jerit jerit
i raised my voice a little (i never did before) cos i beh tahan liao, last night was on night support so didn't get enough sleep... anyway, lucky i didn't over do it... he went to bed, gave him another bottle of milk, suck few times knocked out right after i went to pee

I'm only 36,not really an uncle yet
ER trips for us aren't that frequent,w hat causes you need to go to the ER frequently?

Sounds like a gay porno. I just hope there's no CCTV because it happened outside of the class(corridor)

Shouting is a normal practice in my household,we're very noisy
I had no other ways because I'm alone controlling two little monsters

my wife and i controlling 1 monster already beh tahan

i have very good patience but when it comes to him, some times he just drives me up the wall

you

cut. she seem manage to scratched me as if i did not cut her nails.

there this 1 quote i came across online - "forget pokemon go if u wanna chase wild little creatures day and night. try parenting" LULZ

i think this suits well for parents.

in my house, im the one who always scold her and the mum always console her. if the mum scold, she wont give a damn coz she knew mummy has a soft spot. her dad on the other hand, i just raised my voice, "heyyyyy!" she will stop what is she doing and look at me with innocent face.

haishhhh..

LEL, so true

mine terbalik... i'm the good cop
but my boy bully me one cos usually everything i'll give... he don't dare do that to my wife

After switching from Pediasure to Enfagrow A+ Stage 3, there are alot of times my daughter say wana poop but ended up nothing came out or just 1-2 marble size poop. Will still observe for a while. So far she has poop daily even though the amount is not much.

mine also on the same formula... stool is dry and hard

Luckily my daughter's stool is not that hard. But my wife keep complaining that Enfagrow A+ is not thatgood compared to Pediasure.

she might be right... i've never tried any other formulas... boy too picky