I'm too lazy to go to work tomorrow, rather sit at home watch JAV and browse /k but dont want to waste AL. Whats the best excuse for MC? Obviously cirit birit or headache is easiest but dont know how to convince doctor.

I have a carton of expired milk in the fridge, seriously considering drinking it just to give myself diarrhea so can MC.

zombie apocalypse

spider bite

Say ur didi bleeding after too much fap jav

HOLY CRAP EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just buy an MC then kaotim. If want then pm me

Food poisoning

ur dog ate ur keys, u cant open doors

Doctors in my area all honest one. once tried to tipu cirit birit got rejected.

period pain

adoi, terlepas pulak

pemalas punya rakyat..

dah kerja x nak kerja..

baik mati dari hidup ni dunia ini..

pemalas! sampah masyarakat!

Holy fark

I tot im d only onere

kaki ibu jari selsema

Anwar going jail

om nom nom nom

Go into the clinic, dont turn your head, tell doctor you have stiff neck, you cant turn it. If you do you will have a sharp pain at the side of your head. Tell him you are using the same pillow but yesterday you did some futsal. Just to confuse them. And, go with working attire at 11. Say you came from office. Today supposed to be in work due to some important stuff but too much pain so hv to see doc. STIFF NECK bro.

put some minyak cap kapak + toothpaste in ur eyes, surely doc give MC, sakit mata

Ur lift rosak...n u stay on 20th floor...

ur relative from afrika visit chiu... call evola

Tell doctor stomach pain

Dont they have some way of verifyig that?

barcelona kalah semalam

aiyo then buy further la..i got see

u veli enjoy giving ppl nightmare izzit?

+1

but instead of stiff neck, use migraine.

fark

Suicide

chop your hand off

can claim socso or insurance, long holiday etc

walk naked in the middle of the road and let a lori bang you.....sure get MC garenteed.

sori boss tak dapat datang opis, tayar keretapi pancit

main ngan achik claim kena rogol esok. mc mungkin dapat 1 minggu kalau cakap ngan doc tak pakai KY

my dog ate my homework
oh wai....

14 flr .. forever MC

nope. stiff muscle occured to joints area like neck and lower back, normally they just gib mc. but u need to act a bit lah.

I hope you don't get the MC.

Say go COD but got surprised buttsek by n*kka, now afraid got ebola.

cakap la cirit birit, hang pi toilet dekat 7 - 10 kali

mulut tu kasi kering sikit, jgn minum air malam tu

Jangan la itu machem


For sure they have a way to check that

manada unless they check your stool n take a look at your stomach

u can use migraine as an excuse also

No way to check stiff neck. You go hospital they might be able to test something but clinic is like see see look look. Also, go with working attire at 11. You are not there to tipu MC. You came from work. You come see doctor because the pain is unbareable.

Use both. Stiff neck and if you turn your head, you get this pain similar to migraine. So double dose.

early morning before breakfast drink 1-2cans of coca-cola then see doctor say stomach pain....

kena acute diarrhea baru padan muka ts pandan

pakai office attire..more convincing

say u last night kena achik until kenot sit

Decided to just come into work today but might try ponteng another time.

Would this work? Sounds good enough to sound convincing.

Later my boss think I'm ghey kena cucuk by him pulak.

if the gas from coke coz your stomach to bloat long enough the doc will pass through as your stomach got air

Just ask the doctor for mc la.says u need rest..too tired.easy.

rub tobacco at mata

Expired milk can cause you some serious shit, try drinking 1.5 liter of orange juice in 1 go.

Peel Fresh works best.

The other alternative is to dehydrate yourself and complain about dizzy and headache, your blood pressure should drop because of dehydration and the doctor will thought you got some blood pressure problem.