An F16 jet has just hit KLCC! many casualties!

An Mjolnir has just hit ts! 1 casualty! 7 days!

I know monitor, printer, mouse, keyboard, speaker...

now question...CPU is the box to put alot things in.... motherboard, hard disk, ram and a small chip to put on mother board..

1) wad is motherboard? do wad one? Like hard disk is use to store things in....moter board to do wad?
2) wads dat small chip to put in mother board call? the intel or wad....got duo core quod core thingy....wads dat thing do?
3) wad ram do?
4) wads jump cmos? to do wad? why we jump cmos?
5) wads cmos?
6) wad difference between cheap sound card and expense sound card?
7) how many type motherboard there which best for gaming and how much the price?

1) Motherboard give birth to a lots of daughter, which have many holes for you to plug in your speaker, thumbdrive, keyboard, mouse, batang gembira and etc etc
2) thats the father, either Intel or AMD, but also depend on the mother race, if mother is <insert race> then father have to be specific. dual core/quad core is how fast the father work with the mother....and how many times consecutively, example....dual core = both at the same time
3) a substance for the father and mother to communicate
4) Jump cmos....is like when the mother is being messup by other people, so...jump cmos will reset the mother
5) the think that will wake the mother up and to tell the mother what is being cucuk on the mother
6) errr....stereo and SRS/DTS ....go figures.... cheap on....noice not nice when the mother scream....nice and expensive....the voice can shake walls one
7) as refer to number 2, its depend on the mother race lor.... you wan the father to be intel or amd ?

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i accidentally posted somethiing non serious in a serious thread in /k/. i was like the 3rd poster on that thread, so i didnt realised its tagged.

TS reported me even though i apologized immeidately. So now how? i kena how many days for this offense?

With or without serious tag on, does he deserve the insults?!

yes.

Then you deserve a 3 days suspension for the least. If the admin decided you need more or if they decided against my action; then so be it!

/closed

Kisah Ayam dan Kambing

Pada suatu hari,ayam telah menghiaskan dirinya dengan menyangkut manik-manik yang berkilauan pada setiap helaian bulunya. Tajinya diasah sehingga berkilauan dan berjalanlah ia menuju ke kediaman kambing.

Tiba di kediaman kambing, ayam pun menyapa sahabatnya itu.

Ayam : Kambing, pekabo?

Kambing : Baik. Wah,ayam. Bukan main lagi kau. Kau nak ke mana
hensem-hensem ni.

Ayam : Takde ke mana. Sesajalah nak tengok riaksi engko.

Kambing : Tapi kan ayam, macam mana pun ko berhias, ko jalan tetap kaki ayam, kan?

Ayam : Ko kutuk aku ye. Ko pun apa kurangnya.....

Kambing : Apsal pulak?

Ayam : Nampak macam alim. Bela janggut. Tapi TELUR nampak..

but ts name is cool .. tom tombak .. sound like kiler name

Yes indeed

Miahahahaha.. This joke made me laugh like demon

My thread kena sitted many people
sos tomato

WTF HOW IS THT EVEN POSSIBLE !?@?!@?$?!#$??

THAT IS MOTHERFCKING QUEEN U DUMB

THT'S THE QUEEN LA U DUM FAK QUEEN CROWN IS TAJAM2 ONE

http://www.muscletech.com/products/nitrote...ore/index.shtml
Nitrotech is not a steroid right ??
Coz I'm only 16 and steroids would have really bad side effects 

Just to clarify and how much is it ??

BTW The fats in egg yolks healthy or not ?? I'm trying to burn off excess fat so far its working but I have started taking 6 eggs per day so is the fats in the eggs good for me or..................... ??

I've yet to hear of someone injecting Nitrotech but you can't be sure of anything.

No, it's not steroidal. Yes, egg yolks are good for you.
That.. would be interesting. 

But injecting nitrotech would make it twice as effective !!!

You guys are crazy! Please dont hide the fact from the poor fella that the most effective way is to use it as an enema and pump it up the ass.

Dude, come one! Don't let out the secret. Now we're gonna have massive guys walking around everywhere! 

This is going a bit overboard. 

We hide coz we dont want to see them do it in the gym's changing room

This is probably more dangerous then injecting steroids haha, i no med expert but i sense blood clot

Dun worry those from Klang valley you can go to Darklight, those from Penang can come to me, we can do embolectomy for you for a minimal charge LOL

what what what?

yes?

A HIGHLY educated couple, in their 30s from Hubei, China, thought that the wife would get pregnant by sleeping on the same bed, Sin Chew Daily reported.

Prior to their marriage, the couple did not dare hold hands and kiss as they thought the woman would get pregnant by doing so, reported a China newspaper Chu Tian Jin Bao.

However, the couple decided to seek medical advice after the wife, who holds a masters degree, could not conceive.

They have been married for three years.

The doctor was shocked to learn about their “sex life”.

The husband, who has a doctoral degree, said they were too focused on their studies.
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=...9136&sec=nation

study till tahap menara gading level but duno wad is sexxing 

So pure,can ride on Goku's awan guling

MUAR: A man with a hammer is holding about 30 kindergarten children hostage in Sg Abong here.

He told police negotiators to give him a gun or he would kill the kids.

However, after local psychiatrist Dr Lau Keen Lee spoke to the man from outside of the double-storey bungalow, he appeared to calm down.

“He is hungry now and wants some food,” he said, adding that the man and the children were on the second floor.

While someone went to get the food, two Special Actions Forces (UTK) trucks rolled into the compound.

Meanwhile, Muar traffic police chief ASP Suhaimi Ahmad told anxious parents and members of the media to wait outside the compound of the bungalow.

He said that too many people milling about the compound might spook the man.

Source

Give him a gun without bullet.

And why traffic police is there? arent they suppose to control traffic only? like directing/blocking vehicle, looking for Bersih?

is it Ah WanG with his banhammer?

must be THOR

did they buy kfc for him??

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Malaysia truly boleh!!

Malaysia truly boleh!!

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Malaysia truly boleh!!

Joined: Jan 2003

I have just heard from a reliable source that there will be an earthquake in KL at 8pm .Lets just hope its not true.Dont ask me for the source.We shall just wait till 8pm and see what happens.

A reliable source from Taiwan.She actually told me before the earthquake in Japan on June 24th that there was going to be a an eq on that day.And it really did happen.Now she told me this and I am so scared.Because my friend has a weird ability.Since she was born,she has the ability to sense when a disaster is coming.Hope it does not happen 

I have just heard from a reliable source that there will be an banhammer in /k/ at 825pm .Lets just hope its not true.Dont ask me for the source.We shall just wait till 825pm and see what happens.

I have just heard from a reliable source that there will be an banhammer for TS in /k/ at 826pm for 7 days

waalaa... nice item

nice spam. bye. 7 days holiday.

amoi itu repair saya punya handphone tapi saya takda duit

dia cakap "takda duit takpa, kasi lu punya lanjiao"

saya tidak sempat buat apa-apa dia sudah hamsap saya punya penis

besok say mau pegi lagi repair handphone lain