What a bucket of laughter! so fuunnnnnny!

This post has been edited by Mac Wai: Jun 25 2013, 04:34 PM

Back on TDF....who do you think are the dope free past winners?

no one...

it's like



girl : "Do you want to brush your teeth with my tooth brush..."

and i'm like...



"here i come!!!"

...if she ever asks me if i want to wear try on her panties...or lick her sweaty armpits or watever...it'll be like



it's not fetish... fyi... it's just like swapping bodily fluids without the commitment of what comes after it...

tat's wat miao is feeling now... there is a technical term for it... it's called "Infatuation"...



This post has been edited by butthead: Jun 25 2013, 05:01 PM

in actual fact... when miao finally (after selling all his internal organs to pay for the airfare to aussie and spend countless hour stalking her and sending her creepy love mails) actually meets her for a romantic ocean side ride and suddenly mid rite into the extremely romantic outing where she is in front of miao bathing against the the warm glow backdrop of the setting sun into the breezy aired vast ocean view



while on her top end apollo carbon fiber super lightweight climbing spec frame equipped with shimano dura ace DA9000 with sub 1000-gram climbing wheels and s-works toupe pro saddle (2nd thing in common with miao) in tightly clad form fitting figure shaping team jersey kit wearing her legendary oakley (which co-incidentally miao also has the same pair) pulls out an epic heart stopping, earth shattering, orgasm inducing nose dig while looking back at miao


and at the same time let rip an epic fart that smells so great that a flock of seagulls and a passing A380 plane immediately crash landed on the spot behind them...

i wonder what goes through miao's mind at that time...

1) immediately call airline for an immediate direct flight out of australia (don't care anywhere)
2) break the spokes off his wheels and stab it in his eyes
3) arms flailing and running around without any sense or logic like possessed by a demonic spirit
4) immediately twitter his thoughts
5) fall deep in lub
6) f@k tiz is EPIC!!!

vin_ann can we put up a poll for this??

This post has been edited by butthead: Jun 25 2013, 05:19 PM

Really?....no one is clean! Even the squeaky clean Cadel Evans?

Let go of our cat tail la!! ...before it turns around and bite your Butthead

I don't think so... looking at his "i'll cut your head off" temper flares... i think he is on testosterone or something..

We are just testing Miao's love for Lisa Jacobs... real love can withstand the fire of idiotic insinuations... my logic...

Miao, you must have know that lisa jacobs is a lawyer by now right... dun do anything wrong or your SL3 and provident funds for an epic titanium bike will belong to her if a divorce were to happen... jus thinking ahead...

http://au.linkedin.com/pub/lisa-jacobs/38/133/23a

This post has been edited by butthead: Jun 25 2013, 05:54 PM

You just can't seem to let go without one big final yank!,

She is single miao... you have a chance

New Year’s Eve Tips For The Romantic Peddler



it's half a year back though... but never the less... the resilient one never says never and don't take "no" for an answer... miao should forge on to australia irregardless of typhoon, earthquake, tsunami or world war III for a romantic ride with her and sweep her off her feet (technically, it's her wheels since she is riding but WTF rite??)


Lisa : how does my socks tickle your funny bone, miao???

This post has been edited by butthead: Jun 25 2013, 05:50 PM

the Pièce de résistance is yet to come...

Miao... i looked at the photos and realized she rides SRAM Red... how can you betray your girl and be a Shimano supporter...


that's so not right...

she rides easton wheels and wear specialized shoes too... how can you be riding a set of mavics and wearing sidi's??? that is utterly wrong...

This post has been edited by butthead: Jun 25 2013, 05:57 PM

ok, tats enough stalking for the day....

i am exhausted...

Cyclingnews tour de france app...

ios
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/cyclingnews...d638270049?mt=8

android
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?...WNrZXIuY250dCJd

microsoft windows
TOO BAD!!!

blackberry
go stick it in the shitter... no one asked you to buy a blackberry

symbian

I think Miao is exhausted too...started from something innocuous and escalated quickly and steeply and nearly lost his miao mei from your gripes.

This post has been edited by Mac Wai: Jun 25 2013, 06:20 PM

what!!! me???

if his undying love for the sweet and succulent ms. lisa jacobs could not withstand me... how can he face the entire aussie population... i believe ms. lisa is under the watchful eyes of her aussie mates...

sorry... i have such poor usage of words when it comes to describing women properly without sounding like a total pervert... "sweet and succulent" would have better be left to describe some epic roast pork... for the lack of a better word... she is jus great, i believe...or miao believes...

i'm sure she's not like that, coz she's sooo...

if she does, it's only natural. no problem

see, my point exactly...blinded by his infatuation...

yeap, a practicing lawyer

maybe we'll ride together in next year's LIMBC

This post has been edited by miaopurr: Jun 25 2013, 06:40 PM