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Dear friends,
Priests have a hard life. Day in, day out, we spend so much of our time trying to keep you up in battle. Back when you were duking it out with Morgraine in the monestary, there we were in the back, feeding you health so you we could clear the instance. And then there we were in Mauradon. You insisted that you didn't need a shield to tank the princess, my mana bar begged to differ, but nevertheless, I kept you up, and did so thanklessly.
And now we raid- it's no different, except now I get to use dispel more frequently. While you're distracting Onyxia, there I am, silently sitting in the back, casting away so the raid doesn't wipe.
So you see, we priests have a hard job, and every once in a while we need a break. This is warcraft, after all, a game all about killing things, and even we, yes, we, the healbots, enjoy killing something every now and then. At level 60, the best place to do this is in Battlegrounds.
I understand when you get frustrated at the idea of me not healing you in battlegrounds. Really, I do. When you say "Lern2playurclass," however, I start to get upset. Lern2play, indeed. Have you ever seen the shadow tree? Not a whole lot of healing there. Why did blizzard create the tree, then? It seems to me that if blizzard didn't intend for us to kill stuff, just like you, then they wouldn't have included shadow at all. But there it is, right in front of our faces, plain as day but dark as night, and there you are nagging me to heal you.
Warcraft lore is also full of shadow priests, as well, and boy, are they nasty things. Take Nefarian, for example. Nef's a shadow priest. Well, actually, he's technically a dragon, but for all intents and purposes, he's a shadow priest when he's in human form. He mind controls, turns purple and stuff. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck. But anyway, how the hell do you think Nef got to where he is today, by quietly sitting in the back and tossing a flash heal every now and again to his chums? No, Nef got to where he was by MELTING !&$%ING FACE AND DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I INTEND TO DO. I'M NOT YOUR PERSONAL !&$%ING HEALBOT, YOU UNGRATEFUL #@%$!. PLEASE, AFFORD ME THE LUXURY OF NOW HAVING TO BE AN EXTENSION OF YOUR HEALTH BAR FOR ONCE. I'M HERE TO KILL STUFF, JUST LIKE YOU, SO STEP OFF. THIS ISN'T BRD.
AND LEARN TO SPELL IT RIGHT. PRIEST. P-R-I-E-S-T. "I" BEFORE "E," MOTHER!&$%ER!
rofl. true in a way
This post has been edited by nVidiaFX: May 1 2006, 07:04 PM
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