so i kinda got fed up waiting (cuz im overgeared as hell already [you know, 13k armor and 1.5k resist, seriously] but that f***ing portrait is still EMPTY), cleared the entire act 4 myself solo (jesus it was so... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) izual was hitting me for 2k... slowly............ but almost 8mil hp and i only got 15k dps on my tanking monk... (playing it safe ye know! elites can still hit me for 18k

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so... i just left click, STRUGGLING TO NOT FALL ASLEEP after watching spiderman, and it was almost 4am when i reached home.
by the time i was almost cleared act 4 till diablo's doorstep, i fell asleep. (thats around 6am i estimate)
when i woke up, it was 8am, i died. damnit lol.
so just now 1 of my DH friend was on, told him he didnt have to deal with elites, just waypoint and beat the shit outta diablo. he is basically semi/full quit on the game already cuz hes done inferno diablo with my other friends too (they were already having a tank so i didnt bother joining) and hes lagging a lot lately in UK, shared internet and shitty ISP.
but anyways, we start the fight... diablo was hitting me for 2k
his fireball floor dot thingy? no need to move, just bath in faiyah like a retard.
well, his p2 and p3 fire thingy is slightly more damaging, but that means i just need to wake up and.. you know move outta faiyah.
hell, his lightning breath? hits for 1k/tick, and my screen is filled with DODGE BLOCK DODGE BLOCK DODGE BLOCK

there was 1 RARE time my earth ally SURVIVED lightning breath with me spamming BoH + MoH bubble (and amplified heal/tick) on him
funny.
i mean hell, i KNEW diablo inferno is gonna be easy with my overgearing.
but this easy? it was kinda a let down.
even in the end i had to solo his last 30% hp in p3 because my friend died too much and broke all his gears. (lag, cant smokescreen properly, cant be helped)
and yes, he died all his durability in fight fully repaired before fight. i just had to keep rezzing him (earth ally can tank diablo while i afk LOL!)
so once diablo quest completion popped up, he accept rez, punch him, get achievement, lulz were had

(needless to say i did the same un-equipping my weapons and dragged out my skill from hotkey and punched him too)
lastly, for proof if you had to ask:
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