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 Mar 7 2012, 12:58 AM
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QUOTE(xandras @ Mar 7 2012, 12:55 AM) That's the beauty of fart. Methane, hydrogen sulfide, hydrogen, all flammable gases from 1 single factory. And it's cheap to produce, too. Imagine the profit of Axe Brand Oil will enjoy when this formula being implemented.. |
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Mar 7 2012, 12:59 AM
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155 posts Joined: May 2006
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QUOTE(xandras @ Mar 7 2012, 12:50 AM) Also, I've been thinking of storing farts, replacing NOS instead, but using the same NOS injection system. Probably would work as perfectly as well. Nitrous produces blue flame, so does farts. that girl is a 200kg badak sumbu from kalimantan.. Damn irritating.. Ady lah she damn stupid, in the training room want to act all gempak like that.. Somemore with so much of oil under her skin she can complaint she is cold when the others all are feeling hot..Added on March 7, 2012, 12:50 am Why lah? Girl? if girl come lah let me teach her a lesson  QUOTE(abong8 @ Mar 7 2012, 12:51 AM) Easy wan.. Go spend RM 1.90 to your nearest RON95 seller, take to office, grab his/her hair, and pour it all.. 1L petrol not enough to cover her.. She needs more than 10L to fully douse her.. Somemore she ady 1 huge lard tank.. No need petrol just buang lighter on her also can straight set her on fire under the rain.. hahah..Tell them, "next time, it'll come with free lighter!" |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:00 AM
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52 posts Joined: Dec 2010 
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QUOTE(abong8 @ Mar 7 2012, 12:58 AM) Imagine the profit of Axe Brand Oil will enjoy when this formula being implemented.. Well, you don't need too much of that to stimulate the production. Just eat more beans! Petai works well! |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:00 AM
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2 posts Joined: Sep 2010 From: Johannesburg
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QUOTE(xandras @ Mar 7 2012, 12:56 AM) Also about Vladimir Putin's recent victory in Russian's election. Campro SoFT (Shitty-o-Farts Technology)Added on March 7, 2012, 12:58 am Yes, thats why wet farts are preferable. The liquid shit will boost the engine kaw kaw, that time 2.0 TFSI also cannot win CamPro IAFM FartShitTechnology (FST). |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:00 AM
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52 posts Joined: Dec 2010
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QUOTE(ZenGTMM @ Mar 7 2012, 12:59 AM) that girl is a 200kg badak sumbu from kalimantan.. Damn irritating.. Ady lah she damn stupid, in the training room want to act all gempak like that.. Somemore with so much of oil under her skin she can complaint she is cold when the others all are feeling hot.. 1L petrol not enough to cover her.. She needs more than 10L to fully douse her.. Somemore she ady 1 huge lard tank.. No need petrol just buang lighter on her also can straight set her on fire under the rain.. hahah.. Added on March 7, 2012, 1:01 am QUOTE(abong8 @ Mar 7 2012, 01:00 AM) Campro SoFT (Shitty-o-Farts Technology) SoFT Turbo?  OR TheFartShitInvention. TFSI. This post has been edited by xandras: Mar 7 2012, 01:01 AM |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:02 AM
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2 posts Joined: Sep 2010 From: Johannesburg
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QUOTE(ZenGTMM @ Mar 7 2012, 12:59 AM) that girl is a 200kg badak sumbu from kalimantan.. Damn irritating.. Ady lah she damn stupid, in the training room want to act all gempak like that.. Somemore with so much of oil under her skin she can complaint she is cold when the others all are feeling hot.. Instead, take that advantage la bro! Plug a hose to his love handles, suck that fuel out from her!1L petrol not enough to cover her.. She needs more than 10L to fully douse her.. Somemore she ady 1 huge lard tank.. No need petrol just buang lighter on her also can straight set her on fire under the rain.. hahah.. It could be a highest grade kerosine inside! |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:03 AM
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52 posts Joined: Dec 2010
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QUOTE(abong8 @ Mar 7 2012, 01:02 AM) Instead, take that advantage la bro! Plug a hose to his love handles, suck that fuel out from her! Agreed. I can also extract alot of fart from her to increase HP sia.It could be a highest grade kerosine inside! |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:04 AM
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2 posts Joined: Sep 2010 From: Johannesburg
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QUOTE(xandras @ Mar 7 2012, 01:00 AM) Well, you don't need too much of that to stimulate the production. Just eat more beans! Petai works well! Plus some hard boiled eggs! Catcon got a lot of works to do in that system! |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:05 AM
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2,955 posts Joined: Sep 2009
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was playing with my ps3 just now and when i got back to this forum its already like 90++ post.
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Mar 7 2012, 01:05 AM
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2 posts Joined: Sep 2010 From: Johannesburg
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QUOTE(xandras @ Mar 7 2012, 01:00 AM) Added on March 7, 2012, 1:01 am SoFT Turbo? OR TheFartShitInvention. TFSI. |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:05 AM
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2,955 posts Joined: Sep 2009
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QUOTE(abong8 @ Mar 7 2012, 01:02 AM) Instead, take that advantage la bro! Plug a hose to his love handles, suck that fuel out from her! lol.It could be a highest grade kerosine inside! |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:06 AM
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52 posts Joined: Dec 2010
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QUOTE(abong8 @ Mar 7 2012, 01:04 AM) Plus some hard boiled eggs! Catcon got a lot of works to do in that system! Oh nonono. Did u know that we can actually save earth by putting fart into good use? By using the gases produced, we actually reduce the amount of pollutants in the air. See?This post has been edited by xandras: Mar 7 2012, 01:06 AM |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:06 AM
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2 posts Joined: Sep 2010 From: Johannesburg
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QUOTE(xandras @ Mar 7 2012, 01:03 AM) Agreed. I can also extract alot of fart from her to increase HP sia. Maybe in his case, kalimantan's badak sumbu need extra layer of your TFSI installed.. |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:06 AM
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2,955 posts Joined: Sep 2009
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QUOTE(xandras @ Mar 7 2012, 01:06 AM) Oh nonono. Did u know that we can actually save earth by putting fart into good use? By using the gases produced, we actually reduce the amount of pollutants in the air. See? should ask bear to do a research about it. |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:08 AM
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2 posts Joined: Sep 2010 From: Johannesburg
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QUOTE(xandras @ Mar 7 2012, 01:06 AM) Oh nonono. Did u know that we can actually save earth by putting fart into good use? By using the gases produced, we actually reduce the amount of pollutants in the air. See? Oh ya oohh.. We can actually promote these TFSI technology through religous approach la like that.. |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:09 AM
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2 posts Joined: Sep 2010 From: Johannesburg
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QUOTE(shankar_dass93 @ Mar 7 2012, 01:06 AM) should ask bear to do a research about it. Bear so skinny, fart ten times, got so little of TFSI raw materials.. |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:09 AM
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52 posts Joined: Dec 2010
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QUOTE(abong8 @ Mar 7 2012, 01:05 AM) TFSI sounds more innovative-ish! Stock CamPro IAFM = 110HP & 148 NM torque.CamTakPro IAFM Plas Plas TFSI 1.6 - 110 HP & 148NM base + 75 HP & 120NM extra from FIS (Fart Injection System) + 15 HP & 8NM from shit stained toilet roll air filter = 200HP & 276NM.  Added on March 7, 2012, 1:10 am QUOTE(abong8 @ Mar 7 2012, 01:09 AM) Bear so skinny, fart ten times, got so little of TFSI raw materials.. True that, but he's so full of shit that his byproduct is actually useful for the TFSI technology too!!  This post has been edited by xandras: Mar 7 2012, 01:10 AM |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:10 AM
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1,519 posts Joined: May 2006 From: madness city
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oh god..lumpy fart and badak sumbu kalimantan topic..
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Mar 7 2012, 01:12 AM
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2 posts Joined: Sep 2010 From: Johannesburg
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QUOTE(xandras @ Mar 7 2012, 01:09 AM) Stock CamPro IAFM = 110HP & 148 NM torque. In this case, must stick with INVECS-II cause cvt can't tahan the surge of that extra powahhh!!CamTakPro IAFM Plas Plas TFSI 1.6 - 110 HP & 148NM base + 75 HP & 120NM extra from FIS (Fart Injection System) + 15 HP & 8NM from shit stained toilet roll air filter = 200HP & 276NM. |
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Mar 7 2012, 01:14 AM
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5 posts Joined: Jun 2011
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Seriously laugh die me...
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