It's new champion rotation on gayrena. I see Jarvan, Riven and Nautilus, woo! Tried the first 2 and wasn't really my cup of tea. Strange as I have gotten Irelia fever and thought they would be somewhat similar.

Tuesdays and Wednesdays are always the days with the most havoc in pubs as everyone is going with new champions. Last night I had to explain to a Jarvan how to pull and knockup with his lance because he said "Not that I duwan to initiate but I dunno how. Sometimes I use Q can rush in, sometimes nothing happen. Why ah?". Oh, and Cataclysm when we're tower diving is generally a bad idea, especially when your Jarvan doesn't know how to release the walls manually.
For your reading pleasure, the narrative from TeamSpeak last night of the above episode.
* Based on a true story. Writer attempts to be as accurate as possible, mind his memory might not be the best*
A "Go! Go! Rush him!"

*3 champions rush 2 low life tower huggers*

C "DEMACIAAAAA!"
B "Woi!! Why you ulti...tower shooting me and can't run ah!! Pain ah!!!"

*First enemy champion dies after releasing his nukes. 2nd enemy champion is outside the cataclysm, and is ranged*

A "I can't hit him. Release your ult! Release!"
C "How?? Can meh?"
B "Fast LAAAAA!!"

*B dies. Tower focuses A*

B "^&#*^#*&$#"

A "R! Hit R again!"
C "Uhh, okay..."

*Cataclysm crumbles on it's own. Tower and enemy champion kills A. Enemy champion gets DOUBLE KILL*

A "Seriously man, you made them look good."
B "Report! Report him!"
C "....."

Seriously. Don't ppl read their skill description ?

There's plenty of time before the minions meet up.

You'd be surprised.

How my friend communicates Jarvan's skill (I'm sure you can guess what's what) :

Pull
Shield
Flag
Ulti

Here's another example of him playing Gangplank :

Shoot
Orange
Shout
Ulti
All I can say is, don't expect them to know the lore or anything.

I like his GP skill descriptions !

"Cmon GP, shout ! We can attack and run faster !"

You'd be surprised.

How my friend communicates Jarvan's skill (I'm sure you can guess what's what) :

Pull
Shield
Flag
Ulti

Here's another example of him playing Gangplank :

Shoot
Orange
Shout
Ulti
All I can say is, don't expect them to know the lore or anything.

u guys play more on Na rather then Sea? why oh?

Reputation of Garen.a and I think some are there since the NA launch, and that time SEA doesn't have a server yet.

Oh.. i see.. NA server dont give Sea players lag?

I'm one of the few in gayrena. Speaking of Sona, her cleavage can pretty much stun champions. I'm pretty sure her ultimate is her flashing the cleavage rather than playing music considering how everyone in front of her starts drooling and dancing. If it was music, those behind her can hear it too?

I'm one of the few in gayrena. Speaking of Sona, her cleavage can pretty much stun champions. I'm pretty sure her ultimate is her flashing the cleavage rather than playing music considering how everyone in front of her starts drooling and dancing. If it was music, those behind her can hear it too?

Been playing ranked and it's fustrating the past few days, I think because there are a lot of scrubs playing rank purely for the 15 games = IP boost. Haven't lost a lane yet but end with a 1:1 win loss ratio. All my wins come from playing support with the same hero, I think it's partly because I get 4 better players than me and no one drops the ball.

It's pretty much lucky draw when it comes to the Victorious Jarvan week(which is far more tempting than IP boost) so 1:1 is still good. As for Sona, if you watch Kung Fu Hustle of Stephen Chow, which has similarity to Sona's ulti, it is basically just concentrate the sound wave and blast it with full force toward a certain direction, that's why it only affect one direction. Well, if it's a AoE then it's too OP anyway.