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xandras
post Jan 5 2011, 01:43 AM

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QUOTE(jasontantenghuat @ Jan 5 2011, 01:40 AM)
Hmm... you wanna try first then let us know?
Can ask condoms from cohab brows.gif
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LoL my car always got backup wan... Open Dashboard In Case Of Emergency brows.gif

I wanna be the first!! drool.gif

Ok, this thread is really getting OOT laugh.gif Stick to the topic u chiongsters/perverts!!!
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:43 AM

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QUOTE(jhbey @ Jan 5 2011, 01:41 AM)
Nearest to CoSE will be USJ1 opposite Giant there. is at the shop lot. forgot the hotel name already.
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That one sure all the jiwang hotel laugh.gif
After happily making the earth move kena raid sweat.gif
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:44 AM

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QUOTE(jasontantenghuat @ Jan 5 2011, 01:40 AM)
Hmm... you wanna try first then let us know?
Can ask condoms from cohab brows.gif
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wahahaha.... cheongster have it in their wallet. oppsss...
hmmm... not dare loh. scare naik youtube later leh.
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:45 AM

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QUOTE(ZenGTMM @ Jan 5 2011, 01:43 AM)
Yeah they know all the guys are after hot girls.. SO they jual mahal a lot.. The trick to scoring a siham for ur enjoyment is going for those not so hot but beddable girls.. They are hot but not as hot as their friends.. So they dont get so much of attention.. Those girls are those that are super easy to hit on.. True story.. XD
YES!!! Bobcut hair.. but quite fair skin.. was talking to her last time. brows.gif Too bad she was explaining so much and i told her i got a BLine.. So no lokatoo..  doh.gif
But i did told her im using Garmin (oh no, another G-word, she must have got turned on).. After that she needed to go out for lunch and by the time she was back i was busy test driving the Inspira ady..
Nearest hotel from Cose very far leh..
TARP means?
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"Use the Garmin to find your way to my G-spot, babeh..."

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post Jan 5 2011, 01:45 AM

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QUOTE(ZenGTMM @ Jan 5 2011, 01:43 AM)
Yeah they know all the guys are after hot girls.. SO they jual mahal a lot.. The trick to scoring a siham for ur enjoyment is going for those not so hot but beddable girls.. They are hot but not as hot as their friends.. So they dont get so much of attention.. Those girls are those that are super easy to hit on.. True story.. XD
YES!!! Bobcut hair.. but quite fair skin.. was talking to her last time. brows.gif Too bad she was explaining so much and i told her i got a BLine.. So no lokatoo..  doh.gif
But i did told her im using Garmin (oh no, another G-word, she must have got turned on).. After that she needed to go out for lunch and by the time she was back i was busy test driving the Inspira ady..
Nearest hotel from Cose very far leh..
TARP means?
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Tarp is lowyat.net's meaning for guy disguise as girl on lowyat.
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:46 AM

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QUOTE(jhbey @ Jan 5 2011, 01:41 AM)
Nearest to CoSE will be USJ1 opposite Giant there. is at the shop lot. forgot the hotel name already.
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LOL!! jhbey sounds like an experienced regular... brows.gif

Diam diam ubi berisi aa....


Added on January 5, 2011, 1:47 am
QUOTE(jasontantenghuat @ Jan 5 2011, 01:45 AM)
Tarp is lowyat.net's meaning for guy disguise as girl on lowyat.
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Must be a shortform. What's the full meaning of TARP? brows.gif


This post has been edited by xandras: Jan 5 2011, 01:47 AM
jasontantenghuat
post Jan 5 2011, 01:48 AM

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QUOTE(xandras @ Jan 5 2011, 01:43 AM)
LoL my car always got backup wan... Open Dashboard In Case Of Emergency  brows.gif

I wanna be the first!!  drool.gif

Ok, this thread is really getting OOT  laugh.gif  Stick to the topic u chiongsters/perverts!!!
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Oi after the getah is panas you put on your gearknob not pain meh?
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:48 AM

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QUOTE(jhbey @ Jan 5 2011, 01:38 AM)
Since she already work there for sometimes, who knows she know any hidden place and lead you for quickies.
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Yeah hor.. Probably into one of those show cars.. Damn i hope she doesnt choose a Lotus.. No place to move inside.

QUOTE(xandras @ Jan 5 2011, 01:38 AM)
But the ratio of girls to guys are more in Malaysia  brows.gif

2 Possibilities;

1. We get all the sh*gging we want.
2. We get 2nd hand stuffs.
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1) U anak YTL ?? Probably yes.
2) Confem if u go after hot girl.. If u still can get a 2nd hand please be happy.. 3,4,5,6th hand all sure got one..
but dont worry.. Every day there are girls turning 18.. thumbup.gif rclxms.gif

QUOTE(jhbey @ Jan 5 2011, 01:41 AM)
Nearest to CoSE will be USJ1 opposite Giant there. is at the shop lot. forgot the hotel name already.
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Oh that colorful hotel.. Still too far lah.. U know there is a 20min rule.. If u have watched How I Met Your Mother lah.. XD

QUOTE(xandras @ Jan 5 2011, 01:43 AM)
LoL my car always got backup wan... Open Dashboard In Case Of Emergency  brows.gif
Ok, this thread is really getting OOT  laugh.gif  Stick to the topic u chiongsters/perverts!!!
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Mine in my wallet.. haha.. Sometimes cant even reach to car ady getting hot action.. XD

QUOTE(jasontantenghuat @ Jan 5 2011, 01:43 AM)
That one sure all the jiwang hotel laugh.gif
After happily making the earth move kena raid sweat.gif
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Not malay mah.. haha.. Tak payah takut..
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:49 AM

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QUOTE(ZenGTMM @ Jan 5 2011, 01:43 AM)

YES!!! Bobcut hair.. but quite fair skin.. was talking to her last time. brows.gif Too bad she was explaining so much and i told her i got a BLine.. So no lokatoo..  doh.gif
But i did told her im using Garmin (oh no, another G-word, she must have got turned on).. After that she needed to go out for lunch and by the time

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you should join her for lunch together. maybe can get her number leh.
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:49 AM

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QUOTE(xandras @ Jan 5 2011, 01:46 AM)
LOL!! jhbey sounds like an experienced regular...  brows.gif

Diam diam ubi berisi aa....


Added on January 5, 2011, 1:47 am

Must be a shortform. What's the full meaning of TARP?  brows.gif
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Haha I dunno. But from my understanding its that lar.
Go to kopitiam thread sure can find alot.
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:50 AM

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QUOTE(jhbey @ Jan 5 2011, 01:44 AM)
wahahaha.... cheongster have it in their wallet. oppsss...
hmmm... not dare loh. scare naik youtube later leh.
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I used to keep it in my wallet.. Then I stopped..
The heat & pressure from my bum ruptured the packaging AND the condom.. Spilled all the lube in my wallet.. Lucky never kantoi laugh.gif
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:51 AM

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QUOTE(ZenGTMM @ Jan 5 2011, 01:43 AM)
Yeah they know all the guys are after hot girls.. SO they jual mahal a lot.. The trick to scoring a siham for ur enjoyment is going for those not so hot but beddable girls.. They are hot but not as hot as their friends.. So they dont get so much of attention.. Those girls are those that are super easy to hit on.. True story.. XD

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So you must hit jackpot few times already.
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:52 AM

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Maybe that salesgirl got keep some in her handbag? drool.gif
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:52 AM

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QUOTE(xandras @ Jan 5 2011, 01:46 AM)
LOL!! jhbey sounds like an experienced regular...  brows.gif

Diam diam ubi berisi aa....


Added on January 5, 2011, 1:47 am

Must be a shortform. What's the full meaning of TARP?  brows.gif
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I am innocent boy.
pandai talk cock only macam uncle.
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:53 AM

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QUOTE(jasontantenghuat @ Jan 5 2011, 01:48 AM)
Oi after the getah is panas you put on your gearknob not pain meh?
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HAHAHAHA!! Yeah, my gearknob is heat-proof for extended friction duration.. brows.gif

No lah.. Thats why I tint my car with security + high IR reflection tint ma.. No one will break in to still my precious CDs & the CDs also won't spoil from the heat.. brows.gif


Added on January 5, 2011, 1:53 am
QUOTE(ZenGTMM @ Jan 5 2011, 01:48 AM)
Yeah hor.. Probably into one of those show cars.. Damn i hope she doesnt choose a Lotus.. No place to move inside.
1) U anak YTL ?? Probably yes.
2) Confem if u go after hot girl.. If u still can get a 2nd hand please be happy.. 3,4,5,6th hand all sure got one..
but dont worry.. Every day there are girls turning 18..  thumbup.gif  rclxms.gif
Oh that colorful hotel.. Still too far lah.. U know there is a 20min rule.. If u have watched How I Met Your Mother lah.. XD
Mine in my wallet.. haha.. Sometimes cant even reach to car ady getting hot action.. XD
Not malay mah.. haha.. Tak payah takut..
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laugh.gif She'd probably choose Exora for that purpose.. drool.gif


This post has been edited by xandras: Jan 5 2011, 01:53 AM
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:54 AM

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QUOTE(xandras @ Jan 5 2011, 01:45 AM)
"Use the Garmin to find your way to my G-spot, babeh..."

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Garmin will probably say, keep straight ahead and take the ramp up the middle to reach ur destination.. And with a sexy American voice too.. brows.gif

QUOTE(jasontantenghuat @ Jan 5 2011, 01:45 AM)
Tarp is lowyat.net's meaning for guy disguise as girl on lowyat.
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OIC.. Must hangout in Kopitiam more often.. thumbup.gif

QUOTE(jasontantenghuat @ Jan 5 2011, 01:48 AM)
Oi after the getah is panas you put on your gearknob not pain meh?
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Getah panas more flexibel mah.. haha.. As long as dont melt cukup ady.. But beware.. Too hot later mati pucuk.. Might probably be ur last cloud 9..

QUOTE(jhbey @ Jan 5 2011, 01:49 AM)
you should join her for lunch together. maybe can get her number leh.
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She went with her manager though.. Nah me Zen vows never to pay for sex directly.. Indirectly still have to pay lah. Kena belanja the target mah. blink.gif
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:54 AM

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QUOTE(xandras @ Jan 5 2011, 01:50 AM)
Lucky never kantoi  laugh.gif
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so lucky..... rclxms.gif sweat.gif
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:56 AM

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The gearknob got remove the top layer or not? Last longer wan unless you handle with care brows.gif

On the serious note,
The car sticker how ar?
I got suggestion, make two types:

First type: For the front, size like those normal stickers you have to buy to park at condoms... I mean condos.

Second type: Those like banner one (Like the "I'm Nissan Crazy" sticker) to put at the back.
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:57 AM

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QUOTE(ZenGTMM @ Jan 5 2011, 01:54 AM)
Garmin will probably say, keep straight ahead and take the ramp up the middle to reach ur destination.. And with a sexy American voice too..  brows.gif
OIC.. Must hangout in Kopitiam more often..  thumbup.gif
Getah panas more flexibel mah.. haha.. As long as dont melt cukup ady.. But beware.. Too hot later mati pucuk.. Might probably be ur last cloud 9..
She went with her manager though.. Nah me Zen vows never to pay for sex directly.. Indirectly still have to pay lah. Kena belanja the target mah. blink.gif
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Ya. Stand & live by it man. Too many girls with STDs out there. Long long time ago, once upon a time the uncles as we know them now can chiong all they want n never have to worry about anything..
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post Jan 5 2011, 01:59 AM

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QUOTE(jasontantenghuat @ Jan 5 2011, 01:56 AM)
The gearknob got remove the top layer or not? Last longer wan unless you handle with care brows.gif

On the serious note,
The car sticker how ar?
I got suggestion, make two types:

First type: For the front, size like those normal stickers you have to buy to park at condoms... I mean condos.

Second type: Those like banner one (Like the "I'm Nissan Crazy" sticker) to put at the back.
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i vote for condoms... oppss i mean condo type.


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