Blue moon

Chelsea's millionaire players are living in fear of a phantom underpant slasher who stalks the club's dressing room, according to a report in the News of the World.

Apparently, the Y-front saboteur strikes up to two times per week and what started out as a "cheeky prank" is now a real pain in the rump for the players, who have to keep buying replacement designer keks.

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard revealed: "It's gone on for about a year. We get in to find the bum cheeks cut out of our underpants. It has to be one of the players. They are the only ones with access. You might get two hits in a week, then he won't attack for a month or so.

"I've a good idea who it is but wouldn't dream of making accusations until I have proof. It's costing a fortune in designer underwear."

Top tip for Chelsea's stars: 100% cotton boxers are £7 for a three-pack at Primark. Get the maid down there pronto to stock up.

We just registered 22 actually, since those below 21 is not considered in the 25 man team, and to accomodate the 8 HG, 2 of our youngsters has to be counted in. So January, we can still buy 3 more players, if we have to.

haha.... interesting story

to be honest, he is not given full 90 mins to test his full abilities i would say...

TBH also, di santo never impressed even when given the chance at blackburn. i'd rate sturridge over him anyday

He was given 90 minutes alot of times during his loan spell at Blackburn, only manages to impress earlier stage. Later stage..

Hope Bosingwa can come back soon.. we need fast RB.

there goes another convincing youngster. i hope this wont happen to Bruma, Kakuta or even Borini.

yup, Dani boy is the better option. cause everytime he enter the field he never stops to amaze me.

can't wait too! besides, Iva is out for 6 weeks.

Sturridge is different. He is more like Anelka type. Di Santo should be develop into Drogba, but then.. well..

Another promising youngster that I am afraid of is Josh. Yes, technically he is good. But look at his physical. You can play like that in EPL. During Euro U19, you can see he always eager to hold the ball, but not in pre season. Everytime he touch the ball, opponents already closing in. Confident is what he need to develop and of course eat some rendang and ketupat.

It's a pity Di Santo has to bid farewell to us eventually. I think it's inevitable given the limited time for him to impress. Seasoned Chelsea supporters will know time is surely not a luxury that we can afford to have since year 2004.

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On the other hand, Bruma had signed new 4 years contract

@plokoon

nice kit there mate, smashing training kit I must say.

yup Di Santo's number seems to be up the moment he was not allocated a squad number which I think was a bit strange.

2 weeks of boring weekends....wish to fast forward the time.....

Sturridge show some promising prospect. Hope he can be patient waiting his chance.

Sturridge is more versatile than Franco..he cant deploy on any 3 forward position...LW..ST..RW...so he will get his chances..

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Added on September 3, 2010, 1:33 amFull Transfer Update

Players In

Yossi Benayoun (Liverpool, Undisclosed)

Ramires (Benfica, Undisclosed)

Matej Delac (Zapresic, Undisclosed)

Tomáš Kalas (Sigma Olomouc, Undisclosed)

Players Out

Ricardo Carvalho (Real Madrid, Undisclosed)

Joe Cole (Liverpool, Free)

Deco (Fluminense, Undisclosed)

Michael Ballack (Bayer Leverkusen, Free)

Scott Sinclair (Swansea, £500,000)

Seth Ofori-Twunasi (Peterborough United, Free)

Jack Cork (Burnley, Loan)

Franco Di Santo (Wigan, Loan)

Matej Delac (Vitesse Arnhem, Loan)

Michael Mancienne (Wolves, Loan)

Nemanja Matic (Vitesse Arnhem, Loan)

Slobodan Rajkovic (Vitesse Arnhem, Loan)

Ben Gordon (Kilmarnock, Loan)

Ryan Bertrand (Nottingham Forest, Loan)

Danny Philliskirk (Oxford United, Loan)

Rhys Taylor (Crewe, Loan)

Tomáš Kalas (Sigma Olomouc, Loan)

Vitesse Arnhem gonna be the club that I gonna watch if they got live coverage...Hehehe

This post has been edited by Ichighost: Sep 3 2010, 01:36 AM

Hahaha.
Same as me..

Hey Guyz,

All The Chelsea Jersey R Ready For Buy

RM210 Each. Confirm Ori

Fancy yourself owning this?

Now that is worth getting. But at GBP99 a pop.....

Um I think only 1 weekend is 'free' of club football i.e. this weekend. We already will be playing West Ham by next weekend mates.

This post has been edited by aw13: Sep 3 2010, 10:53 AM

usually our champions league adventures always end up with referee decisions going against us many times. i wonder with the addition of goal line referee, would he have the balls to point to the spot? or will our champions league campaign end with bad decisions again.

im not saying we'll definitely win if decisions go our way but at least crashing out of the tournament wont be so frustrating.

im losing faith in the champions league.