I would if someone mowed it for me.

Plenty of beauty saloons which offer this service.

I prefer more personalized service. Once finished, can enjoy the fruits of her efforts.

Thai beauty saloons.

Nonono. Paying for it only cheapens it. It should be a mutually pleasurable experience.

Plucking out your hair pleases you? SM?

Whoever said anything about plucking? I meant the pleasure of a freshly-mowed lawn.

It's only fair if you de-forest.

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

The forest is full of sensuous fragrance that ignites your erogenous zones.

Can't our lawns be the same?

Yes they can... but our towers do not have a monthly purging

Well your towers have weekly, or fortnightly or perhaps daily purging?

We prefer to have it serviced, and that isn't purging, that's production Better service leads to better productivity *hint hint*

This post has been edited by silverhawk: Aug 4 2009, 07:26 PM

So this is not equality. Ours can be production if you're interested.

Many service providers around you. Thai beauty saloons. Cheap and good.

as n00b13 pointed out, we prefer that its done out of passion If we like it, we may send our produce to you for incubation for your own productivity to occur

They can do it out of passion, mind you.

I don't need your produce. How about I offer you mine?

Paying for it reduces the sincerity you know.

No thx, I'm only interested in one created from my produce

So where the hel* are you gonna get one free of charge? Oh I forgot, you're taken.

Go and 'create' one then.

I'm taken?