Wait no longer. 

n00b13 is damn leng chai lar.

So must let him "kau", lol.

If she's shown you all the right signs, if you've went out on the date, if you're alone with her and it's quiet and she's standing really close to you and you're both gazing into each other's eyes...

...actually, you still shouldn't confess. You should grab her and give her an earth-shaking kiss.

Then you can confess. 

You no fun lah eyhc. 

Should have said
"How you doin?" 

You and your Fatt Choy ;p
You're a bunch of muff divers lol 

I see what you did there 

We don't have lawns.. we have towers... hidden in a forest

I trim it 

I would if someone mowed it for me. 

I prefer more personalized service. Once finished, can enjoy the fruits of her efforts. 

Nonono. Paying for it only cheapens it. It should be a mutually pleasurable experience. 

Whoever said anything about plucking? I meant the pleasure of a freshly-mowed lawn. 

The forest is full of sensuous fragrance that ignites your erogenous zones.

Yes they can... but our towers do not have a monthly purging

We prefer to have it serviced, and that isn't purging, that's production Better service leads to better productivity *hint hint*

as n00b13 pointed out, we prefer that its done out of passion If we like it, we may send our produce to you for incubation for your own productivity to occur

Paying for it reduces the sincerity you know.
No thx, I'm only interested in one created from my produce

I'm taken?

whatever gave you that idea