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 5 Ways to Let a Girl Know You're Interested In Her, with none of this "confessing" nonsense

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post Jul 28 2009, 02:55 PM

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QUOTE(WannaGetBuffed @ Jul 28 2009, 02:53 PM)
Baseball concept. After 3 unsuccessful attempt to ask the girl out, try next one.

You want to hear the story of the monkey and the cookie jar VV?  laugh.gif
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post Jul 28 2009, 03:04 PM

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tu lan ; dowan read version

1) Eye contact. 1 secs (I'm partially interested), 2 secs (I'm interested), 3 or more secs (I wanna have sex with you).

2) Make her laugh. Joke if she permits. Not all is into clowns, try IQ questions.

3) Remember the things she says. Remember her weight, if > 50kg, don't mention it. Remember her age, if > 25, don't mention it. Remember her ex's name, don't mention it. The rest should be ok.

4) Physical proximity/contact. Shoulder (I'm your friend), Arm (I'm interested), Thigh (I'm trying to be close), Back (I'm your protector), Butt (I wanna have sex with you)

5) Ask her out. Don't be desperate, be yourself, watch your wallet.


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post Jul 28 2009, 03:04 PM

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There was this monkey who prepared other stuff to complement his cookies.

Then the monkey realised he can't put his hands into the cookie jar because it's sealed so tightly.

So the monkey tried 3 times, and finally gave up and look for another cookie jar to open.

And thus the monkey realised that he needs to know if he can have the cookies before getting all the other stuff to complement it.

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post Jul 28 2009, 03:05 PM

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good advise, typically malaysian man are shy i presume
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QUOTE(WannaGetBuffed @ Jul 28 2009, 03:04 PM)
There was this monkey who prepared other stuff to complement his cookies.

Then the monkey realised he can't put his hands into the cookie jar because it's sealed so tightly.

So the monkey tried 3 times, and finally gave up and look for another cookie jar to open.

And thus the monkey realised that he needs to know if he can have the cookies before getting all the other stuff to complement it.

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good monkey story! beats mine by tenfold! rclxub.gif

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QUOTE(WannaGetBuffed @ Jul 28 2009, 03:04 PM)
There was this monkey who prepared other stuff to complement his cookies.

Then the monkey realised he can't put his hands into the cookie jar because it's sealed so tightly.

So the monkey tried 3 times, and finally gave up and look for another cookie jar to open.

And thus the monkey realised that he needs to know if he can have the cookies before getting all the other stuff to complement it.

laugh.gif
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There's always a caveman approach. Caveman sees jar, caveman can't open jar, caveman hits the jar with a bat, caveman sees cookies.
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QUOTE(WannaGetBuffed @ Jul 28 2009, 03:04 PM)
There was this monkey who prepared other stuff to complement his cookies.

Then the monkey realised he can't put his hands into the cookie jar because it's sealed so tightly.

So the monkey tried 3 times, and finally gave up and look for another cookie jar to open.

And thus the monkey realised that he needs to know if he can have the cookies before getting all the other stuff to complement it.

laugh.gif
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macam tu.....

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post Jul 28 2009, 03:10 PM

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QUOTE(Deimos Tel`Arin @ Jul 28 2009, 03:06 PM)
good monkey story! beats mine by tenfold!  rclxub.gif
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You are still the PRIME monkey story bro. I am like those Nippon, copy, twist and enhance aje laugh.gif

QUOTE(suiteng @ Jul 28 2009, 03:07 PM)
There's always a caveman approach. Caveman sees jar, caveman can't open jar, caveman hits the jar with a bat, caveman sees cookies.
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Can i try that on you blush.gif
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QUOTE(suiteng @ Jul 28 2009, 03:07 PM)
There's always a caveman approach. Caveman sees jar, caveman can't open jar, caveman hits the jar with a bat, caveman sees cookies.
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what if the jar is made with adamantium?


Added on July 28, 2009, 3:13 pm
QUOTE(WannaGetBuffed @ Jul 28 2009, 03:10 PM)
You are still the PRIME monkey story bro. I am like those Nippon, copy, twist and enhance aje  laugh.gif
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good enhancement!


This post has been edited by Deimos Tel`Arin: Jul 28 2009, 03:13 PM
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QUOTE(Deimos Tel`Arin @ Jul 28 2009, 03:11 PM)
what if the jar is made with adamantium?
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Continue hitting the jar until your caveman stick thingy or the jar breaks. So often the case nowadays.
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QUOTE(spanker @ Jul 28 2009, 02:18 PM)
Dude, most of the saps here can't do 1-5. Shieat, they can't even do 1. And those who can tend to scare the girl more often than not. And malaysian women, being the spoilt brats that they are, will treat those who do as "just a friend" because the guy is "fun to be with" and wants the guy to do something dumb like what they see in the HK/TW/KR dramas as an expression of "love".

Come on, you know it's true. Yes, there girls who prefer this western style of courtship, but most are just too.... asian.
Well, one way to arouse a girl's interest is to do something she doesn't expect. I've had some success using this approach with very "asian" girls.

QUOTE(WannaGetBuffed @ Jul 28 2009, 02:22 PM)
How about skipping straigth to step 5?
Doing steps 1-4 first will increase your chances of success with step 5. biggrin.gif



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Err... I think the theory is sound but I don't really use it. You see, I always make my intentions to a woman clear. If she is attractive I tell her that she is and ask her out.

If she says no, I move on and DON'T CRY about it.
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My pointers are simpler.

Step 1 : randomly grab a girl to bed
Step 2 : if girl don't want, repeat step 1
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post Jul 28 2009, 03:26 PM

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QUOTE(n00b13 @ Jul 28 2009, 03:18 PM)
Well, one way to arouse a girl's interest is to do something she doesn't expect. I've had some success using this approach with very "asian" girls.
Doing steps 1-4 first will increase your chances of success with step 5.  biggrin.gif
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I agree if the lady is interested in you as well. What if she is not?
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QUOTE(suiteng @ Jul 28 2009, 03:21 PM)
My pointers are simpler.

Step 1 : randomly grab a girl to bed
Step 2 : if girl don't want, repeat step 1
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garang... tongue.gif
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QUOTE(vivienne85 @ Jul 28 2009, 03:27 PM)
garang... tongue.gif
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you are on her list of victims brows.gif
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QUOTE(WannaGetBuffed @ Jul 28 2009, 03:26 PM)
I agree if the lady is interested in you as well. What if she is not?
Then give up la. biggrin.gif


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QUOTE(WannaGetBuffed @ Jul 28 2009, 03:26 PM)
I agree if the lady is interested in you as well. What if she is not?
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then go find another girl which is interested in you. tongue.gif

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post Jul 28 2009, 03:30 PM

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So your article is based on the assumption that the girl is interested in you as well right tongue.gif

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