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 5 Ways to Let a Girl Know You're Interested In Her, with none of this "confessing" nonsense

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suiteng
post Jul 28 2009, 03:04 PM

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1) Eye contact. 1 secs (I'm partially interested), 2 secs (I'm interested), 3 or more secs (I wanna have sex with you).

2) Make her laugh. Joke if she permits. Not all is into clowns, try IQ questions.

3) Remember the things she says. Remember her weight, if > 50kg, don't mention it. Remember her age, if > 25, don't mention it. Remember her ex's name, don't mention it. The rest should be ok.

4) Physical proximity/contact. Shoulder (I'm your friend), Arm (I'm interested), Thigh (I'm trying to be close), Back (I'm your protector), Butt (I wanna have sex with you)

5) Ask her out. Don't be desperate, be yourself, watch your wallet.


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post Jul 28 2009, 03:07 PM

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QUOTE(WannaGetBuffed @ Jul 28 2009, 03:04 PM)
There was this monkey who prepared other stuff to complement his cookies.

Then the monkey realised he can't put his hands into the cookie jar because it's sealed so tightly.

So the monkey tried 3 times, and finally gave up and look for another cookie jar to open.

And thus the monkey realised that he needs to know if he can have the cookies before getting all the other stuff to complement it.

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There's always a caveman approach. Caveman sees jar, caveman can't open jar, caveman hits the jar with a bat, caveman sees cookies.
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post Jul 28 2009, 03:21 PM

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My pointers are simpler.

Step 1 : randomly grab a girl to bed
Step 2 : if girl don't want, repeat step 1

 

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