it is impossible, to ask sihum to stop moaning
it is impossible, to ask shin to stop watching prawn
it is impossible, to ask lord to stop imaging sihum moaning
it is impossible, to ask kyo to stop fapping
it is impossible, to ask hafez to stop asking for prawn
it is impossible, to ask gundam to stop people to post prawn
it is impossible, to ask corez to stop thinking about maria ozawa
it is impossible, to ask andy to stop being OPK
it is impossible, to ask bluey to stop QCing the prawn
it is impossible, to ask dante to stop thinking about that girl
it is impossible, to ask evil to stop poisoning hafez
it is impossible, to ask grey to stop being busy and start posting more prawn
it is impossible, to ask PM to stop being a PEDO
it is impossible, to ask swatty to stop being a PEDO Shotta
it is impossible, to ask Phoenix_K1 to stop playing pokemon & wangan
it is impossible, to ask modmud to stop playing his 360 now
it is impossible, to ask biddy to stop tcss and come to the gathering!
it is impossible, to ask aiyish to stop being GHEY
it is impossible, to ask sheep to stop from transform into a sheep
it is impossible, to ask phoenixbyte to stop not coming to gathering
it is impossible, to ask zio to stop selling game after playing them
it is impossible, to ask madmoz to stop buying cast off figure and give asch his airbrush
it is impossible, to ask penman to stop his stationary project and bring in penwoman
it is impossible, to ask yellowpika to stop multiquoting
it is impossible, to ask asch to stop posting all this
it is all so impossible

How come the title?

And I need new title

Usually the latter doesn't really result in getting laid, or if you do - no repeat performances

I prefer repeat performances.

The evolution is here...

Today's topic, do you brag about getting laid?

how come ur topics these past few days are sex related...

dah tak sabar is it? u hv to shorten the plan to one year 

takder lah, it just go to my head, so I just tanya u all lah.

It seems like it's always in your head

Let me ask you this, what do you want to achieve in sex?

The evolution is here...

Today's topic, do you brag about getting laid?

It seems like it's always in your head

Let me ask you this, what do you want to achieve in sex?

I always wanted to bonk the b*tchiest, foxiest vixen in my circle of friends back in those days.
Some lived up to expectations, some didn't.

Then i got married, and on account of the missus wanting kids, I'm actually AVOIDING sex nowadays 

It seems like it's always in your head

maddy, use la birth control. Avoiding sex.......may lead to unfortunate circumstances

Usually la kan, the quiet ones are the best ones
The b****y ones bising je lebih
/lari

maddy, use la birth control. Avoiding sex.......may lead to unfortunate circumstances

Usually la kan, the quiet ones are the best ones
The b****y ones bising je lebih
/lari

EDIT

xtreme - first one is what you can contribute to the TEACHING profession

second one is what can you contribute in general

which is the problem. my other half wants kids, hence dia tak bagi pakai

Hahaha.

xtreme, profession is the career itself. Meaning, the question would be why did you choose teaching as your preference. The 2nd question would be what is ur experience in teaching.

guys, what is the differences between bidang keguruaan and profesion perguruan? also, any differences between the question number  ii) on both?   help please...... I'm confused.....

a) why do u want to choose teaching as a career? (what's ur vision related to this career)
b) have u had any experience in this field? (probably u can cerita if u ever teach tuition, tutorial etc)

but what about bidang keguruan? what is the question asking? the differences with profession perguruan question? thanks.

why do u wanna become a teacher anyway? :garu2:

Just like you lah, seek for opportunity to..

steady income..... lots of holiday  

loads of young nubile girls... preplanning for that impeding mid life crisis!
flexible hours
decent pay

well for uni lecturers anyways...

tell u whatlah..if u in a kampung school  that might be true..but if u got sekolah in the big city, the job load is a lot. 

mine is for primary school........ pedo......

report this to MOE 

pedo detected.

MOE already been informed.

I suggest you run, 30 minits ago.

  but....but still lots of holidays right?

Pedo, where's the pedo?

primary school pay very sucky
the only reason i'd recommend it is that if you really think that 'making a difference' gives you enough job satisfaction

at least at secondary level, if you are good enough you can earn mega$$ giving tuition.

at any rate, teaching at a gov school involves loads of stoopid paperwork and politics... trust me, my mum's a bona fide guru cemerlang and was a teacher for more than 30 years b4 she retired.
pedo? what pedo? I'm talking about lecturing in universities dude 

I used to teach in uni - 5 frickin years.

Unfortunately, the uni i taught in had so much politics, I had to BUILD my OWN frieckin PC out of scraps, and the students were more gedik than hawt, i decided to leave.

I used to teach in uni - 5 frickin years.

Unfortunately, the uni i taught in had so much politics, I had to BUILD my OWN frieckin PC out of scraps, and the students were more gedik than hawt, i decided to leave.

   
I just want a steady job     as long as I stay single, I should be able to survive.....
my sister earn around 2K+ if I am not mistaken.

damn. ashe killed my dreams.

what i was really trying to say was that secondary school teachers get the option to give tuition, which methinks primary school teachers aren't so fortunate?

damn. ashe killed my dreams.

what i was really trying to say was that secondary school teachers get the option to give tuition, which methinks primary school teachers aren't so fortunate?

i assume gedik = geeky? Never underestimate geeks wor
Back at uni there was once when me and a team member worked real late on an assignment and she asked to stay overnight.
And the next morning she was actually angry at me wor... said I insulted her 'womanliness' by sleeping on the couch and not taking advantage of her
damn... terlepas

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Added on April 23, 2009, 11:03 ameh? primary school also need tuition ar? kids nowadays. primary school i ponteng sekolah all the time one wor.

which is the problem. my other half wants kids, hence dia tak bagi pakai

My contribution to the 'bidang perguruan'?
I will help weaker students pass by offering sex for grades service 

maddy - gedik is not geeky laa.
gedik is like er, i dunno how to explain. but it's a very yucky perangai.

like faking manja like that.

Anyways, i still remember the dean of my faculty laughing at my proposed changes saying "kau orang muda, nanti kau dah tua kau jadi macam aku"

I quit not long after that - and God willing soon I will be in an overseas job making respectable money. I have no wish to become like the typical pensyarah in IPTA.

i know someone who gives tertiary level tuition at RM200 ~ RM400 per session. And has about 6-7 students per session.
methinks extreme needs to 'up' his goals a bit

as for myself, well... to be honest i've been paid much more to complete assignments etc for other undergrads... and have gotten 'other' benefits from tutoring others as well

@ Maddie. Consider vasectomy? Snip Snip

I rather not have any sharp objects anywhere near my nether regions, tq.

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Added on April 23, 2009, 11:12 am'other' benefits is not sex wor, perverts!!!

i know someone who gives tertiary level tuition at RM200 ~ RM400 per session. And has about 6-7 students per session.
methinks extreme needs to 'up' his goals a bit

as for myself, well... to be honest i've been paid much more to complete assignments etc for other undergrads... and have gotten 'other' benefits from tutoring others as well

i'd go for the kampung posting, if giving tuition is really so difficult to do legally nowadays.
ifind kampung folk much friendlier and more honest.

kononnya hardship of living in a kampung la, far from your family etc.

Srsly anyone planning on becoming a schoolteacher better remember, it's VERY easy to follow the crowd and become one of those

1) jual kain
2) tuition until forget own students
3) every term pregnant

If you become one of these, then I curse you

I'm ok with that actually. But problem is she'd be at Sabah for that posting, and I'm stuck in KL working, and that would take a very long time for her to get back here. So I need to check what's best for everyone first.

Corez, because Kampung teachers tak banyak specialize on English. And the kampungs that I mentioned kena cross Sungai and so on.

kononnya hardship of living in a kampung la, far from your family etc.

Srsly anyone planning on becoming a schoolteacher better remember, it's VERY easy to follow the crowd and become one of those

1) jual kain
2) tuition until forget own students
3) every term pregnant

If you become one of these, then I curse you

I told that lass, what's her real motivation to be a teacher. Would it be the pay or so on. And then I leave it up to her to decide what she wants.

I respect teachers because if they are really committed to that profession, then they can change the world.