I have this colleague who is very very average face wise...but atheletic body...
so, she gives me the hots when at work...

the problem is that she's a very hostile person...
how do i indirectly let her know i want just a fling with her?

juz try to make pass on her la.

no loss since she hostile.

she prolly needs some dicking.

examples of a pass?
the hostileness kinda adds to the attraction i guess

how much hostility we're talking here mate?

shoot her

smile at her
and look at her eyes

show her your desire and she will give you direct respond.

very difficult person to work with...
typical hostile chick...

i just want a fling...nothing serious...

example of pass??? these kinda stuff cannot teach one, cos it go by individual.

just buaya only.

"whre u stay"
"stay wif bf ka?"

"evening do wat"

"wanna date?"

good suggestions...but a little more direct perhaps?
looking for a hot night maybe...tat's all

+1
we call it Keep It Short & Simple

just ask her out tonight. see whats her reaction.

wanna have fun tonight?

you might be surprise/shocked if she said yes...

and you will mostly "run-away"...

Dude,

Not sure if you heard of this phrase " Don't shit where you eat" ?

"wanna go for some drinks tonite?"

anyway if u dunno u probably wouldnt succeed la.

got out with her and some friends..

know her more 1st before u start doing anythings. *STD later ar*

some people like to walk to mine fields mah

hahhahaa... some people shit beside where they eat lol

yeah the thrill is so so so syok ....

just f*ck first and ask questions later

hmmm....u might be right...
but can't really concentrate of the work when she's around...b****ing and making life difficult...
i'm in some kind of crazy lust phase now...
the more she acts hostile...the more turned on i am...
what's wrong with me?

It's normal. People like you have this thing called "fetish".

It's some sort of disease you know. It's in the medical list too.

the reason is to ask her if she wants to be f*ed...


is she that HOT until you can't concentrate ?

or you just plain horny and needy ?

her face can use some improvements definitely...
but man...is her body hot...
and she wears this hot clothes which always allows one (me) a few previews!

the problem is she knows i have a girl already...
might get complex...

well everybody/person has desires, if you managed to "tap/activate" her desires

then better clean your room and your bed.. wakakkakaak

TS, please fap while imagining her.

Do it daily for about 2 weeks.

Then u will ban-kai and sure able to ask her out.

been fapping for too long already...want some real action...

You're a beast. One not enough, must go for the fierce one.

I suggest getting a cardboard box ready, in-case it turned out horrible, you can pack your things and resign the company.

i'm planning to resign.. perhaps i could just do it before i resign

Walao.. like dat oso can. Animal.

haha careful ar STD ar....

actually ar...the fact that u have to ask this type of question on this forum...means to say u not ready for a fling.

she'll sue you for sexual harrassment...

not sue le....eat him for breakfast, lunch and dinner....wakakakkakaka

i don't know since when cc became a place for predators to ask for advise on 1 night stands lar, dumping their gf lar, play love triangle lar etc next we'll have pedophilles coming in asking how to date little gals without their parents finding out

*Update:

She said yes to hanging out at a club tonight for drinks...

or guys pretending to be girls or girls pretending to be guys....soooo confusing.....

erm... i'm also guilty at that

Well hopefully it just only for drinks and nothing more after that...however if anything does happen, be prepared....she might make your life miserable at the work place.

Most office flings never go well

Haha...figures. SO how is that working out for ya? Wakakakakaka...

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Added on January 8, 2009, 5:35 pmGood for u....wahahahahahahahhaah..

This post has been edited by used2bcow: Jan 8 2009, 05:35 PM

not bad.. not bad at all

TS, words spreads very fast.... dun say nobody warns you

Yes, i have heard this always as well
but i dunno why ppl say that
i think it will be more awkward for her than me
if something did happen

lol..well wish you all the best!!! Keep us updated on ya progress.

okay
went out for drinks in a club
got her drinking but nothing happened
but she had fun and wants to hang out again tonight
does this mean anything?

WTH??? That's IT? Don't bother posting here until something interesting happens!!! lol just joking. c'mon man u can do much more!! Just Do IT But remember, when u play with fire u sure get burn.

This post has been edited by yjeen: Jan 9 2009, 11:39 AM

Means u get to f*** her on the next date. Or at least a *******

Manyzer dun so jin kak....

please respect what u have said

hei guys... a little worried now...
slept with her at my place after she was a little typsy...
but i then realized she is a virgin well, WAS a virgin...
shit...
she might think we should get serious or something...damn!

wtf. well, congrats i guess!

YOU ROCK MY MAN!!!!!

YOUR MY IDOL NOW!!! At least you took the advice

couple of things that will happen now...

1. You are no longer available on the market (unless u guys breaks of or something)
2. You get to do it consecutively over the next couple of week (that is if you ar really really that good) until she gets really bored of it..n she finds a replacement..
3. You get humiliated infront of her mates as you did not make a good impression at all.(this is if you are really really bad or she is just too damn drunk to feel a thing.....wait thats not good..)
4. You get married with her and live happily ever after..

either way...u r skrewed...but heck...it was worth it..(or was it not..?).....

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Added on January 11, 2009, 1:40 amoh, yeah..and btw, mate.. no offence..but isnt your girl hot enough..i mean ....since you would go after .. this so called fling right up to the bed.......(interesting question..isnt it ...)

This post has been edited by devilicd: Jan 11 2009, 01:40 AM

never ever go date someone in your office ..
watever shiet which happen will spread like wildfire...

The dude wants it and she wants it. Office matters who cares. As long he knows what he is getting himself into. muahaha

i doubt number 3. would happen...coz she was not too drunk to not remember...had a really good time...
number 4 is out of the question since it's just a phase for me...she only has a hot body...

my girl is definitely hotter...but if u have a Ferrari, doesnt mean you cannot want a Jaguar too right?
I'm just worried tat she might think this is not a fling...as she was a virgin...

Dare to eat dare to bear the consequences bro.

Thats my only advice

wat is fling means btw?

here's the thing though, mate.....ur have "exploited" her ...now if you want to break it off...dun you think that no. 3 would happen (regardless if it was good enough)..and trust me i know this from experience thats why i brought it up in the first place and no, i'm not the victim....as i would rather be driving a ferrari and hear it purr 24/7 then to try on other cars...

And unlike cars..your situation may create a backlash of issues......so...either be an a$$...or be a gentlemen (hahahaaahaha..sorry cant help myself there..)...but either way..like i've said before, you're skrewed....

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Added on January 11, 2009, 11:57 pmTo answer that interesting question of yours ...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fling....in case you still dun get it.. click on casual relationship..

This post has been edited by devilicd: Jan 11 2009, 11:57 PM

oh you shat where you eat.

That's gonna be difficult day in day out.

The basic rules of attraction apply.


Eye Contact. Body language.

Confidence.

If you are finding it difficult to even maintain eye contact casually, then she probably doesnt see you as a prospective partner/loverboy - ie. she thinks she can do better or she knows that there are more attractive guys available to her.

honestly, i dun really care too much if number 3 happens...
but i am a little worried that she might want something more serious as i took her virginity...
she did sms me today asking me how was my day...the 1st time ever she sms me after working together for 2 years...
this worries me...should i at least reply her sms?

did i exploit her though...? i mean, she probably knew wat was coming when i invited her to a club twice and then suggested we go back to my place...she agreed...dunno if this qualifies as exploitation...i dont think so...

This post has been edited by reinhard: Jan 12 2009, 03:50 AM

Just curious how old is you and her ?

Well, actually the end result is this....she may keep calling you and etc......and there are two things that may happen...she may already know its a fling and that she just cant get enough of it ..(which is good for you..) ...or she just does not get it and take it serious...(this is the part where you are skrewed..) ... i think the best thing is to either...be direct with her.. or continue this ...secretly......but again.. watch your back...if you know what i mean....

what happen has happened.....so you will have to live with it one way or another...either follow through and hope that it does not leave to disastrous results....(where you lose the ferrari etc....i believe you have seen enough movies or dramas to know about this ...).......so best of luck....

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Added on January 12, 2009, 8:09 amI dun think age is in question here... this mate is just worried that his fling goes serious on him...i mean...losing her virginity, mate.......well, as the saying goes...come what may

This post has been edited by devilicd: Jan 12 2009, 08:09 AM

LOL so many judges here. I just wanna know the outcome.

TS,

I can only think of one word that can describe your situation...

Screwed


he he he....maybe it's not that bad. Give her some time...she might forget about ya

This post has been edited by yjeen: Jan 12 2009, 02:18 PM

she's 28, i'm 24...
i dont think it matters too much...

okie...a little update:
din reply her sms...saw her in office, it's awkward...
i dunno if anyone else knows...

worrying thing, she asked me...what about my gf...
i just kinda grinned...
din really talk much the whole day but she send me a YM and said we needed to talk...

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Added on January 12, 2009, 4:01 pmi think the 2nd thing is happening...
she doesnt get it...
should have known she's a virgin or not 1st...
since this is the 1st time, she might feel something more...
if i knew tat she is a virgin...i wouldnt have gone near her...
damn it...


This post has been edited by reinhard: Jan 12 2009, 04:01 PM

damn, read this thread abit too late... else i would've told you to stop.

dude dun la cheat on ur gf... if need s*x go ask ur gf for it... if you malang, get this girl pregnant, alot complication. talking from experience here.

worst case scenario is very easy to kena - gf leave you, u marry avg girl who is older than u by 4 yrs, raise baby at young age. seriously would suck man.

I think you have finally come down to reality....now comes the tricky part...How to not let your ferrari know that you have been taking the jaguar for a night drive.....thats why no matter how perverted you are...YOU ONLY FLIRT!!!


This post has been edited by devilicd: Jan 12 2009, 06:03 PM

TS, you are screwed

yea, but honestly, how many girls are still virgin at aged 28+?
in this time and age especially...

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Added on January 12, 2009, 6:18 pmyea...a little worried about the pregnancy thing as well...
but as I did not deposit inside...should be fine...

This post has been edited by reinhard: Jan 12 2009, 06:18 PM

TS don't you know that there's a 70% chance of pregnancy if you don't use condom??

yes... 70% even if you ejaculate outside.

This post has been edited by rourou: Jan 12 2009, 06:20 PM

Virgin at 28??? Wow.....update update, these days no fat story very sian here.

dude. i got my ex pregnant from pre-cum.

do the check up. and dont repeat.

You sure it's yours?

bravo TS.. damn lucky dude.. a hot girl age 28 and still virgin...
anyway, you have done what you had wish for
don't worry so much...
mission accomplished.

u are worrying me...
maybe the baby is not yours?

I'm sure you had one of your legs on the mines already.

You did not deposit does not mean anything mate.....there is pre and other stuff that would get your armies marching in... if you get what i mean..

hmmm, should definitely ask her when is her period cycle thingy...
shit...
i avoided her, din meet for the "talk" gave her an excuse tat i have something important to do...

You can avoid today but how long do you think you can run...but i thought that you would know about the consequences......well i guess your thread would be one learning point where all would learn...and that is never think its too expensive or tedious to buy that rubber.... ...

the baby was mine, she didnt do it with anyone else and from the trauma i see her going through i believe her. tmr's the abortion anyway.

here's my advice, if you wanna get this thing over quickly. and i mean, totally.
1. buy a pregnancy kit
2. have that talk with her.
3. ask her to test. nowdays pregnancy kit can test even 3 days after sex.
4. 90% probably will be negative. if you're lucky enough, then talk to her again. make sure she knows it was 100% physical, and that you regret, and you dont wanna do it again.
5. mean it.
6. never. ever. tell your gf.
7. never. ever. have sex with someone you don't love.

u popped a cherry. congratz.

Oh my god.... 28y/o virgin . No wonder it's a easy catch for you

Not to be mean tho ~

lol don't scare him lah. Even with full on sex the figure is somewhere around 25% only iirc.

Within less than a week and you already create a legend.

Very fun la now?



IDIOT ...

Sounds like a fake story anyway if it's true, kudos. Next time when you get married and have a daughter, hope it doesn't come back to haunt you. Perhaps even before then...

LOL ... Yep. I would agree with Tak-kasi Kanasairo this time. The storyline moves too fast and it sounds rather too fake

wat's with the venom?

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Added on January 13, 2009, 8:42 amthanks but u're no help...
why not take your butt off to somewhere else...

This post has been edited by reinhard: Jan 13 2009, 08:42 AM

lesson learn : never fck when you are both tipsy but foreplay is aight also do know more your prey before execute your plans =)

so conclusion: marry her & be a good dad. After all this is her first time & you being so ..naive haha LOL!

Sigh... another rempit in the making... thanks to his dad

LOL! This is just too funny.
I am afraid the ban-kai would be too powerful.

wahahahahaha funny wei , 28 still virgin hahahaha..lou ku po meh? sounded too fake la, good try anyway

Congrats on screwing a 28-years-old rare virgin.

This post has been edited by Kelv: Feb 10 2009, 09:40 PM

buy some serious stuff(drug) and hit her !

i think it is another hatekiashu's thread.

y u so lucky to found a virgin geh?i mean 28y ol...gosh...like an ancient chinese treasure...good...lol...oh ya..be a good dad har...

U copy from Sammyboy a? Heard there got many stories like this lol..

Why these things always happen to guys that already attached..?? No chance for single guys man..