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post Aug 30 2008, 02:34 AM, updated 10y ago

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V1 - http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/178412

user posted image This thread is dedicated to Metal, namely user posted image

Heavy Metal
Thrash Metal
Death Metal
Black Metal


!!! No Nu Metal/Rock !!!!

Metal subgenres for lulz:

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http://morningwood.forumsunlimited.com/ind...eaded&pid=16189


Updated on 25th November 2008

196 rules of Doom metal:

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http://www.metalstorm.ee/pub/fun_comments.php?fun_id=5


Updated on 27th November 2008

101 rules of Black Metal

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http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-music/...lack-metal.html


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post Aug 30 2008, 04:08 PM

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Let me kick-off V2 with a question hehe!

Who's the all time top selling death metal band? Opeth?
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post Aug 30 2008, 04:50 PM

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IN FLAMES ???
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post Aug 30 2008, 04:52 PM

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is linkin park, simple plan, fall out boys, my chemical romance metal?

or are you guys talking bout metalicca gerne?

kinda confuse
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post Aug 30 2008, 04:54 PM

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QUOTE(BelowAverage @ Aug 30 2008, 04:52 PM)
is linkin park, simple plan, fall out boys, my chemical romance metal?

or are you guys talking bout metalicca gerne?

kinda confuse
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both u state above ... is not so metal ..their music is sumind of new modern rock...

i think there are talking bout true rare metal gerne ....
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post Aug 30 2008, 06:18 PM

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QUOTE(BelowAverage @ Aug 30 2008, 04:52 PM)
is linkin park, simple plan, fall out boys, my chemical romance metal?

or are you guys talking bout metalicca gerne?

kinda confuse
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lol....not even close...those are boy bands tongue.gif
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post Aug 30 2008, 09:01 PM

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emm... death metal eh?... maybe its a cross between opeth and in flames.. but the death elements in In flames is declining towards the years. i vote for Obituary. lol~

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post Aug 31 2008, 11:50 AM

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QUOTE(blademaster @ Aug 30 2008, 04:08 PM)
Let me kick-off V2 with a question hehe!

Who's the all time top selling death metal band? Opeth?
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QUOTE(opethbleed555 @ Aug 30 2008, 09:01 PM)
emm... death metal eh?... maybe its a cross between  opeth and in flames.. but the death elements in In flames is declining towards the years.  i vote for Obituary. lol~
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Back in the days where Morrisound Studio and Scott Burns was the most sought-after recording studio and producer respectively, Death, Morbid Angel, Obituary and Deicide were dubbed as the big four of Death metal.

Now, Death Metal is so vast with all it's sub-genre, I could no longer keep tabs and couldn't be bothered with those labellings... If it is good, it is good.


Added on August 31, 2008, 12:45 pm... and personally this is a must-have post in the new thread. I dug up the old metal thread and this was posted by one of the earliest LYN metal addict.

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JUST TO SHARE

Metal Fairy Tale:
There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f***s her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and f***s the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes
and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the
dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f***s the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f***s the princess and kills her.Then he f***s the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he f***s the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f***s it for the last time.

* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

* GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The
princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

* INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

* SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

* CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power
ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

* EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

* GRUNGE
The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider.

* POP-PUNK
The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't f*ck him either, because he likes ska.
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* EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

* POP-PUNK
The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't f*ck him either, because he likes ska.


LOL AT THE PUNK!
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QUOTE(blademaster @ Aug 30 2008, 04:08 PM)
Let me kick-off V2 with a question hehe!

Who's the all time top selling death metal band? Opeth?
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Hmm, my money's on Cannibal Corpse.
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post Sep 1 2008, 05:27 PM

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Hmm been listening to some Death Metal stuff lately...seems too technical for my liking

Any recommendations for Melodic death metal bands?
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post Sep 1 2008, 05:55 PM

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QUOTE(blademaster @ Sep 1 2008, 05:27 PM)
Hmm been listening to some Death Metal stuff lately...seems too technical for my liking

Any recommendations for Melodic death metal bands?
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Nile and Necrophagist FTW!! icon_rolleyes.gif

and for Melodeath .......... Arch Enemy?
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post Sep 1 2008, 06:32 PM

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QUOTE(blademaster @ Sep 1 2008, 05:27 PM)
Hmm been listening to some Death Metal stuff lately...seems too technical for my liking

Any recommendations for Melodic death metal bands?
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Dark Tranquility, In Flames, Paradise Lost, Theatre Of Tragedy, Tiamat, etc etc
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please add post-metal on the list thank!
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post Sep 1 2008, 07:33 PM

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QUOTE(JonSpark @ Sep 1 2008, 05:55 PM)
Nile and Necrophagist FTW!! icon_rolleyes.gif

and for Melodeath .......... Arch Enemy?
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QUOTE(Wokuman @ Sep 1 2008, 06:32 PM)
Dark Tranquility, In Flames, Paradise Lost, Theatre Of Tragedy, Tiamat, etc etc
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ok!!! will check em out

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QUOTE(xnobys @ Aug 31 2008, 11:50 AM)



Added on August 31, 2008, 12:45 pm... and personally this is a must-have post in the new thread. I dug up the old metal thread and this was posted by one of the earliest LYN metal addict.
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ROFL
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QUOTE(snake1983 @ Sep 1 2008, 06:41 PM)
please add post-metal on the list thank!
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Post-metal? That's a new one, even for me.

Could you name one for an example?
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there's a lot band like pelican,Isis,Rosetta,envy and more you could find them from google i guess! smile.gif
I'm not a metal fan but post-metal caught me into it and eventually Rosetta become one of my favorite band atm!Myspace should have their profile if you do some research!!

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post Sep 3 2008, 04:56 PM

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Post-Metal

From wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_metal

Post-metal is a music genre, a mixture between the genres of post-rock and heavy metal, with roots in progressive rock, progressive metal, shoegazing, and industrial music. It is broadly characterized by distorted guitar, heavy atmospherics, gradual evolution of song structure, and a minimal emphasis on vocals.

ok this new subgenre is really new to me sweat.gif

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