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Added on October 6, 2008, 4:16 pmThe Difference Between Cats and Dogs
Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.
Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake youve ever made since the day you were born.
Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three hour nap.
Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
Added on October 6, 2008, 4:17 pmQuotes on Cats
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. -Unknown
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. -Anonymous
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. -English proverb One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. -Anonymous
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. -Colonial American proverb
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
My husband said it was him or the cat ...I miss him sometimes.
Added on October 6, 2008, 4:19 pmQuotes about Dogs
In dog years, I'm dead. -Unknown
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. -Unknown
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. -Unknown
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andrew A. Rooney
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain