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 Soon-to-be-wife demanded not to cook if get, married to you.

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TSSelectt
post May 17 2025, 05:14 PM, updated 7 months ago

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I know there are caveat like if they are all working they can choose to tapao. but this is like permanent agreement that the wife do NOT have to cook anymore. lol, will u agree? ICANT agree with this dumb agreement. laugh.gif
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post May 17 2025, 05:16 PM

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I better cook than wife, she lagi hepi. No need fight..

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post May 17 2025, 05:21 PM

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post May 17 2025, 05:29 PM

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QUOTE(Selectt @ May 17 2025, 05:14 PM)
I know there are caveat like if they are all working they can choose to tapao. but this is like permanent agreement that the wife do NOT have to cook anymore. lol, will u agree? ICANT agree with this dumb agreement. laugh.gif
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What about u? If u expect wife to cook, can the wife expect your to cook too? Or do u give monthly money to wife for her to cook?
What makes u think wife is a must to cook?
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post May 17 2025, 05:31 PM

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which century you from?
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post May 17 2025, 05:33 PM

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If wifey can’t cook, u sure
Cepat mati eating out daily…
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post May 17 2025, 05:34 PM

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My wife rules the kitchen.
I am content.
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post May 17 2025, 05:35 PM

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Fk her until she dies
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post May 17 2025, 05:36 PM

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Wife = mate, NOT MAID

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post May 17 2025, 05:37 PM

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QUOTE(Selectt @ May 17 2025, 09:14 AM)
I know there are caveat like if they are all working they can choose to tapao. but this is like permanent agreement that the wife do NOT have to cook anymore. lol, will u agree? ICANT agree with this dumb agreement. laugh.gif
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I married my CCP wife expecting her to make me hot dinner daily after i come back from work.

No do whatever shit about prenup tbh.

Then Covid year tertiba, she peram a pair of telurs for me, then last year, peram another one.

From that moment onward, my wife sole responsibility is ensure my setan all grow up to become world most lahanat's monsters. Home stuff all I do. From what dinner tonight to what tomorrow morning all i settle. If housekeeping is tough hire people settle. If sendiri can settle sendiri settle.

My wife many year no touch laundry, mop, dishwasher, kitchen tool liao (got la, occassionally la but not all the time)
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post May 17 2025, 05:41 PM

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QUOTE(AfraidIGotBan @ May 17 2025, 05:37 PM)
I married my CCP wife expecting her to make me hot dinner daily after i come back from work.

No do whatever shit about prenup tbh.

Then Covid year tertiba, she peram a pair of telurs for me, then last year, peram another one.

From that moment onward, my wife sole responsibility is ensure my setan all grow up to become world most lahanat's monsters. Home stuff all I do. From what dinner tonight to what tomorrow morning all i settle. If housekeeping is tough hire people settle. If sendiri can settle sendiri settle.

My wife many year no touch laundry, mop, dishwasher, kitchen tool liao (got la, occassionally la but not all the time)
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she better be a 10/10 for you to simp like that
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post May 17 2025, 05:41 PM

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how much money you give to your wife monthly??

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post May 17 2025, 05:43 PM

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QUOTE(kopiride @ May 17 2025, 05:29 PM)
What about u? If u expect wife to cook, can the wife expect your to cook too? Or do u give monthly money to wife for her to cook?
What makes u think wife is a must to cook?
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if wimmiz think men should make money to provide for the family, then its wrong for a man, as a husband, to expect his wife to cook?

what level of beta male are you?
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post May 17 2025, 05:44 PM

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marry just to kep fai chai at home?
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post May 17 2025, 05:47 PM

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QUOTE(kopiride @ May 17 2025, 09:29 AM)
What about u? If u expect wife to cook, can the wife expect your to cook too? Or do u give monthly money to wife for her to cook?
What makes u think wife is a must to cook?
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This one question many people's reaction I think.

Me and my wife punya stylo milo is

Laundry full, who toss masuk who dump into the washer and starts it. Who sees the machine settle who dries it.

Kitchen utensils, we're the kind that dont like clutter so when talking, sure 1 person cook, another clean, another cleaning, someone else will do the plating. As long we ensure that while cooking, when eating, after eating, there's no clutter.

Menu, if wife prep lobster for steam but I ended up baking it with cheese, the cheese it is. If she wanna make telur goreng but end turn it into steamed egg, then steam it is. Nobody will comment whatdafek you sohai humgarchan that telur is for goreng you got steam you mutafaka then get into arguement. Even if She want bobba i ended up buy her no bobba fresh tea she'll still down that shit and then tell me, you forget the word Milk ah? Today no milk, cow all holiday?

That'll do better instead of mengamuk because no milk in bobba and no cheese in your lobster.

Also, my wife is not the stingy mahai bastardos. I give all money to her, but she wont bother asking or checking wherelse, whatelse, and whoelse etc Im using the money on. I milfing also sometimes I'll swipe the personal card for some purchases, but no question asked. Even if I tertiba bukake room in shangrila middle of monday afternoon, no question asked who you go out there and piapping.

Nowadays, she handle all my other matters. Money food work headache stuff, all my responsibility mostly.

House and social communication, who birthday who die who bertelur who gamble fked who this who that her familia side my familia side who's dog gave birth, all my wife settle. If she say buy my bro a 95" tv then there's a reason behind it. No need ask question. I dont even ask her what's the pesal buying car for her cousin suddenly, just giving into the thought that they need it most likely. Why need to argue my money your money why kasi outsider stuff.
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post May 17 2025, 05:49 PM

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QUOTE(kopiride @ May 17 2025, 05:29 PM)
What about u? If u expect wife to cook, can the wife expect your to cook too? Or do u give monthly money to wife for her to cook?
What makes u think wife is a must to cook?
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since u are so eager in this topic, why dont u give us a scenario where the wife doesnt need to cook at all.
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post May 17 2025, 05:49 PM

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people have to understand that today....right now

they demanded that is not because they don't want to...is because they don't even know how to even cook
many never even cooked instant noodle in their life
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post May 17 2025, 05:55 PM

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QUOTE(Rusty Nail @ May 17 2025, 09:41 AM)
she better be a 10/10 for you to simp like that
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She's a cannot peram telur naturally wimmin. Kalau takde IVF she'll be the Ayam yang tak leh bertelur type.

Imagine a wimmin go for test, take several bloodtesting, screening, taking operation to remove part of her uterus and tube whatever(im clueless of the correct word on what was cut off) just to ensure the zygot can attach firmly in her womb stuff, and seeing her kena cucuke by doctor with cameras, keep taking pills, medication, just to conlanfirm my twin dotters can peram successfully.

Also, my wife request no shit, made no extra mau this mau that stuff.

Even my will sudah put in if I mampoi, everything goes to my wife, no comment no need adjust. My betina treat me well, I treat her 100 times better. But on a side note, yeah Im milfing outside but I make sure daily i come home I got no other shits on. Home is home, outside entertainment is outside.

I dont even bother to bring work home, arguement home, and unhappy stuff like today's milf down there smelly damn shit bitches etc attitude back home. At home I am so at peace, even my carrots tomatoes chillies and herbs and lettuces whatever all growing happily bombibi like its sanctuary of kantoi kena makan after grow up.
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post May 17 2025, 06:01 PM

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QUOTE(Selectt @ May 17 2025, 05:14 PM)
I know there are caveat like if they are all working they can choose to tapao. but this is like permanent agreement that the wife do NOT have to cook anymore. lol, will u agree? ICANT agree with this dumb agreement. laugh.gif
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I have been eating out (every meal) for the past 32 years except CNY, Qing Ming, family get together where I can have some luxury of mum's home cooked.

I think my wife home cooks < 20x pa.

Great? No but we are OK

What's this pře agreement od yours all about again?

This post has been edited by jojolicia: May 17 2025, 06:05 PM
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post May 17 2025, 06:03 PM

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Wife: saya malas masak

Hubby: ok je. Seya pun malas kerja dan cari wang smile.gif

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