wish me luck so:

1. my balls don't freeze
2. don't get eaten by polar bear
3. can still post in /k in 2024







This post has been edited by mystalyzer: Oct 28 2025, 11:03 PM

so ts acah2 viking

Noice

whats the damage like?
flying from bolehland?


This post has been edited by sunami: Jul 26 2023, 03:01 PM

30k ... ada change.

not bad...once is a lifetime experience..

but min 40hrs flight

This post has been edited by sunami: Jul 26 2023, 03:04 PM

Ts kan in uk so much nearer

ohh..then is ok...fly from bolehland...min 40hr..at least..lol

should be fun, joining in the polar bear / seal hunts.

Can request you to help buy me a can of Surströmming?

fuh. can cash and carry axia

Sleep, wake up, sleep, wake up till blur kaw jor pun belum sampai.

Gud farking luck in hunting the light TS ... sincerely.

hunt and wrestle the polar bear, show em who is the boss, the /k!!!!

This post has been edited by WinkyJr: Jul 26 2023, 03:11 PM

the problem is...you need transit few times le...
sleep siok siok..ask you to wake up change flight..
kekkkkkkkk

I am flying from UK and spending a few nights at Tromsø first before flying to Svalbard

alrite.....have fun TS!

Ride the bear like this?

good luck been there last december

goodluck ts. jangan lupa buat live update.

£6k only for 2 people for 1 week. Flying from UK

There got sell chapfan? If don't have I not going.

Did you see northern lights when you were there?

you also going to Pyramiden

Congratulations !! How long you plan for this trip and save the money ah?
I wanna go too 😂

Don't know yet. Is it worth a visit?

can go iceland also.

syok, just came back

Been to Iceland a few years ago. Iceland too mainstream now

Been there

No need go if i were u

Longyearbyen is boring

U can’t go see Polar Bear
It is illegal, there is no tour
And u can’t get close

If u leave longyearbyen u need permit and u need a gun

Going to Tromsø first. Want to try my luck to see northern lights still.

Summer also cold like shit, u go polar winter
Wintering is no fun only for some Norwegian like Roald Amundsen

1. polar bear extint soon
2. balls gonna froze off
3. but without balls can still post in /k

gud luck man

Tromso is ok
Accessible

I flew from Bergen
Go Longyearbyen only via Oslo

Maybe a few months. When in Malaysia a few months ago, it was so hot so I wanted to go somewhere really cold instead.

How much spent to go there?

I checked Norwegian Air flies from Tromsø to Longyearbyen for the dates I was looking at

noice

Ahh ... safe some there ...

Svalbard don't have, but Puchong got

Few months of cool air and enjoying longer travel ,

Once in life man !!

Planning for few months but traveling only for a week or so. Go too long not fun anymore. Just want to do short trip

take more photos of polar bear.. wanna see how are they in 2023

latest long john got heating cable inside
ballz wont freeze one but fucking hassle to look for cock when wanna pee

+1 one axia to vroom vroom or 500cc bike around Msia for a week.

Why buy axia or 500cc bike when can experience freezing balls

Anyway am happy with my current car

This post has been edited by mystalyzer: Jul 26 2023, 07:29 PM

best siut!!! i nak pegi!! pls pls. next year is the target date.

best place to have balls frozen

U earning foreign currency? So nice can afford trip to Svalbard

earning GBP. easier to travel to Svalbard from UK than from Malaysia/Singapore.

the travel time and jet lag would already render you half dead for 1-2 days

Climate weather has been unpredictable. Might just be like genting

I don't mind if it is warm in December, as long got chance to see the Northern lights

Yes...I think it's very taxing to fly from MY/SG....and probably not for me as I am traveling with kids.

Nice. It reminds me of this anime, A Place Further than the Universe.

probably close to extinct

tqtq . hope can see the nothern lights.

buy axia or 500c can only round2 in malaysia for what. same old

Jan, Feb is below -10C on average. Better make sure you have all the winter clothes including gloves, socks, winter boots, etc

good luck and enjoy

TS nak ikut..i wanna play with snow

im going to berlin this Oct.

never went to europe. my first time. eager and scared.

im going to see whats octoberfest like

this one shoppeee macam got

wah OP, the more i keep seeing how much it cost to travel to europe the more discouraged i feel. it just too damn pricey already

last time in 2018 saw like RM15k for one week doable in west europe. then as days goes then recently my kawan spent RM50k travel UK 1 month, another friend went canada 1 month also RM40k spent. now you go Svalbard RM30k ed

jesus i think ill stick to travel within Asia nia

berlin is not a place to celebrate octoberfest. you have to go munich but some restaurant/pubs outside munich will host the octoberfest too.
also the octobefest is normally from mid september to 1st week of october

This. Go end September and to Munich.

oyaka..idk i just go only..got seminar 9th-12th oct.
then i go jalan2

Oktoberfest ends the first weekend of October

i was in hamburg last year september and coincidentally 1 of the munich gastropub hosted octoberfest but nothing major

berlin is quite nice if you into historical stuff. enjoy big portion food with cheap beers

Sometimes we have to think if we can do all these things when we are old. We are only young once and I don't want to have regrets of the things and places that didn't do or go

Money can always find back and earn again

YOLO

i rather spend RM30k for like 3-6 travels than 1 trip

but youre right la, everyone's mileage varies

pee on the bear and they will run away
trust me

Ok bro

Technically 2 trips because I'm going to Tromsø before Svalbard

My ultimate goal is Antartica

Oh god. I see the thumbnail I already wanna puke.

Most /k 20k earner .. T20

Spend rm30k like just 1 month salary to them

from uk also 40 hours?

Njhl Ts, wonder how much is those winters clothing/apparels cost you

fun facts:

Svalbard was the last place in Norway which German soldiers surrendered in ww2

There are more bears in Svalbard than people.

Wish TS a good trip. Always take walks with a fatty friend. U don't have to run faster than the bears...just run faster than that fatty

Frm Bolehland la..

already have those because went to iceland just before covid

Though polar bears almost extinct liao

Tqtq. Will let you know how freezing balls is like when I get back

Nice but I I am scare to freeze to death!

Not allowed to die in Svalbard. It's so cold, dead body can't even decay

https://thenorwayguide.com/illegal-to-die-svalbard/

If earning MYR better forget about Europe visit.
These places only can go if earning SGD/EUR/USD/JPY/AUD

brooo why so much

Last year i went from london to longyearbyen only 1.5k ringgit return, on norwegian airlines

hotel was rm800 a night and i was only there 3 days and was bored out of my mind

how many days you staying there? group tour is it?

30k for 2 person. 3 days in longyearbyen and the rest of the week in Tromsø . Going to do tours in both places as well

I think the Tromsø tour will drive all the way to Finland. Also thinking of doing Ice Domes, but maybe won't.. doesn't seem as nice as Kiruna's Ice Hotel

ahhh okay i see i see, like this means very cheap d for malaysia standards! enjoy!!

hope you get to see the northern lights

i recommend get those jacket with heater built in, power by power bank.

i could not survive walking out in tromso even with the specialist jacket they provide for tourist

Me take opff from Mehsia, sit until buttocks also blister, sleep wake sleep wake pun belum sampai.
Yea, group and few other stopping places in the itinerary, all in 10+ day.

not unless T20 pipur

really dunno how last time got one kelik earning like B40 range somehow can travel here there in europe

wah so good, don't end up polar bear food, or remake of "The Thing"

got one Malaysian Sabahan youtuber stay at there..can't remember his name but he stays and work there somehow vlogging about lifestyle around the town

Commit and save like crazy then can go.
If average salary is RM 4k and max save RM 2.5k, you have to save for almost a year.

that sounds bad for general lifestyle, imagine so frugal just cause need save up for that 1-2 weeks trip

That is if go with family. If travel single can do below 10k.

really? is scandi countries more affordable?

friend going switzerland soon and he said he broke RM10k already for 1 week there (granted SW is way more pricier)