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post Jul 31 2020, 09:30 AM, updated 6y ago

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So yesterday after thinking thinking at IKEA which meja to get
teddy thinks this one meja at IKEA berukuran 200cm length x 60cm width to be ideal for teddy to belajar

so teddy queue liao, it is already night time almost kolos then teddy realized one veli big thing

IT CANT FIT IN TEDDY's WIRA!!!!!! sad.gif
lucky havent sampai the counter so havent pay 200 ringgit

teddy tried to sleep on it but cant
now thinking how to get ni
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:30 AM

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sad teddy, poor teddy.
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:31 AM

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just pay for delivery la
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:31 AM

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Get a bigger car for that

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post Jul 31 2020, 09:32 AM

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post Jul 31 2020, 09:33 AM

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Why cannot masuk.

Can masuk.

Lay down the side passenger seat
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:33 AM

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Carry n walk home
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:34 AM

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Teddy will use table for bareback piap
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:34 AM

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semoga dipermudahkan urusan kawan saya Teddy ni . stay strong
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:35 AM

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Go hisap konek as payment for delivery la, make sure wear chequered shirt.
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:37 AM

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camne kote abang cashier?
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:39 AM

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Thats the reason why i buy a hatchback body car. Macam macam boleh muat.
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:40 AM

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can put at car bumbung. ikat macam mr bean.
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:54 AM

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Ask abam sado help carry back
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:55 AM

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Then buy smaller size.
No capacity then don’t buy big. That’s life lesson.
No need sad.
Btw. Why cannot fit wira?
Afaik it’s unassembled parts.
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:56 AM

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QUOTE(Teddysaur @ Jul 31 2020, 09:30 AM)
So yesterday after thinking thinking at IKEA which meja to get
teddy thinks this one meja at IKEA berukuran 200cm length x 60cm width to be ideal for teddy to belajar

so teddy queue liao, it is already night time almost kolos then teddy realized one veli big thing

IT CANT FIT IN TEDDY's WIRA!!!!!!  sad.gif
lucky havent sampai the counter so havent pay 200 ringgit

teddy tried to sleep on it but cant
now thinking how to get ni
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But this is setori malam raya not pagi raya
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post Jul 31 2020, 09:57 AM

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kasi on x70 dia confirm got space
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:01 AM

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Last time I also like that

Then... the staff said, delivery loh.


I said, oh ya hor...

Then I bought almari, katil, apa lagi cant remember all hantar lol

Then go kaunter lengganh kangkong swipe card balik rumah...
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:04 AM

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Speaking of table, later need to buy one from IKEA also.
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:13 AM

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QUOTE(wilsonjay @ Jul 31 2020, 09:31 AM)
just pay for delivery la
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QUOTE(Fyonne @ Jul 31 2020, 09:32 AM)
i never actually use their delivery
i heard ikea damansara to my house veli nearby also need rm80 ringgit weh
gila
is it true?
jest want to buy one item only
my study table

QUOTE(novblaze @ Jul 31 2020, 09:33 AM)
Why cannot masuk.

Can masuk.

Lay down the side passenger seat
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i tried measure it just now in the car using ikea measurement paper tu
and i realized maybe 200cm can fit but 60cm width will be problematic

QUOTE(Songlap @ Jul 31 2020, 09:34 AM)
Teddy will use table for bareback piap
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use for belajar la
too much watch porn la you
must be watching office porn all the time kan
where the girl hisap kote boss down there under table while the boss wife inside the room la apa la
ish ish ish

QUOTE(red1982 @ Jul 31 2020, 09:34 AM)
semoga dipermudahkan urusan kawan saya Teddy ni . stay strong
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thank you abang sayang wub.gif
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:14 AM

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QUOTE(Teddysaur @ Jul 31 2020, 10:13 AM)
use for belajar la
too much watch porn la you
must be watching office porn all the time kan
where the girl hisap kote boss down there under table while the boss wife inside the room la apa la
ish ish ish
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code?
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:15 AM

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bukak all 4 wimdows and ikat atas kete
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:17 AM

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I tot u tried to sleep on table for holoq2 till second read
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:17 AM

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QUOTE(Blofeld @ Jul 31 2020, 09:33 AM)
Carry n walk home
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cakap macam pig can fly

QUOTE(pikacu @ Jul 31 2020, 09:37 AM)
camne kote abang cashier?
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dosa hari raya cakap macam tu
but ada rasa manis manis masin sikit
the dick head besar pinkish red

QUOTE(budi1413 @ Jul 31 2020, 09:40 AM)
can put at car bumbung. ikat macam mr bean.
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hahahahahaha
nanti kena saman pula
or kena viral then ktards will say oku pula

QUOTE(Malaysian Psycho @ Jul 31 2020, 09:54 AM)
Ask abam sado help carry back
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abam sado i ada
but abam sado using motor je
kelisa got but his mom punya hahahahaha

QUOTE(thomasjames @ Jul 31 2020, 09:55 AM)
Then buy smaller size.
No capacity then don’t buy big. That’s life lesson.
No need sad.
Btw. Why cannot fit wira?
Afaik it’s unassembled parts.
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cannot
i have pc put on my current table i cant use to study also
so need bigger, big baru puas

usually, the papan for the table top where can unassemble apa lah
ingat LEGO ke
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:22 AM

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take grab. Make sure it is big suv.
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:23 AM

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QUOTE(JoeK @ Jul 31 2020, 09:56 AM)
But this is setori malam raya not pagi raya
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baru boleh like this:


QUOTE(alexkos @ Jul 31 2020, 09:57 AM)
kasi on x70 dia confirm got space
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ok you buy for me today
esok i go pick it up from you ok sayang wub.gif

QUOTE(leah235 @ Jul 31 2020, 10:01 AM)
Last time I also like that

Then... the staff said, delivery loh.
I said, oh ya hor...

Then I bought  almari, katil, apa lagi cant remember all hantar lol

Then go kaunter lengganh kangkong swipe card balik rumah...
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but i just want to buy one table je
i not like other millennials sekali swipe 10k at ikea store
btw i rasa i pernah asked them at ikea damansara
i live very nearby tau and they ask for rm80 if not mistaken
gila

QUOTE(acbc @ Jul 31 2020, 10:04 AM)
Speaking of table, later need to buy one from IKEA also.
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can fit or not

QUOTE(Songlap @ Jul 31 2020, 10:14 AM)
code?
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i jest realized
actually the one hisap kote boss is not a woman but a man hahahaha
yeah, the guy sucks his boss kote then the boss wife came into the room but boss pretend nothing happen at all
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:24 AM

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Just pay delivery and assembly fee. Save yourself the headache.
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:24 AM

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which table?

If it's the melltorp, I got that to fit in the city which I think is about the same if not smaller size than a wira.
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QUOTE(Lyu @ Jul 31 2020, 10:17 AM)
I tot u tried to sleep on table for holoq2 till second read
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you all office workers always fetishize this kind of thing one i just realized
do sex on the table, do sex with boss, do sex put buttock at copy machine etc
ish ish ish
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:26 AM

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call GrabCar 7 seater je
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QUOTE(Teddysaur @ Jul 31 2020, 10:23 AM)
i jest realized
actually the one hisap kote boss is not a woman but a man hahahaha
yeah, the guy sucks his boss kote then the boss wife came into the room but boss pretend nothing happen at all
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Then no need sad.gif
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:29 AM

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QUOTE(Unstability @ Jul 31 2020, 10:24 AM)
Just pay delivery and assembly fee. Save yourself the headache.
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rm 80 weh so expensive last time i heard sad.gif
usually whats the delivery range like

QUOTE(Current Events guy @ Jul 31 2020, 10:24 AM)
which table?

If it's the melltorp, I got that to fit in the city which I think is about the same if not smaller size than a wira.
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linnmon/adils

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JoeK all your fault now really out of stock so it is becoming sad raya story real

Sorry, this is out of stock at Damansara
We're expecting it back sometime between 21 August 2020 — 28 August 2020
But see if it's available at another IKEA store.

Sorry, this is out of stock at Cheras
We're expecting it back sometime between 21 August 2020 — 28 August 2020
But see if it's available at another IKEA store.

You last checked: 31 July 2020 10:25AM.

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QUOTE(zest168 @ Jul 31 2020, 10:26 AM)
call GrabCar 7 seater je
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boleh ke?
they allow ke

QUOTE(Songlap @ Jul 31 2020, 10:26 AM)
Then no need sad.gif
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alaa same same nia la
you only see 2 cocks je laugh.gif
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Always check the package size in their website if u want to self collect.....measurement n amount of box is there for u to check.
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I've seen people carry a farking fridge and bed frame on a viva, tied shiet up on roof. your car bigger can't even think how to put the table?
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:33 AM

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QUOTE(Teddysaur @ Jul 31 2020, 10:29 AM)

linnmon/adils

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JoeK all your fault now really out of stock so it is becoming sad raya story real

Sorry, this is out of stock at Damansara
We're expecting it back sometime between 21 August 2020 — 28 August 2020
But see if it's available at another IKEA store.

Sorry, this is out of stock at Cheras
We're expecting it back sometime between 21 August 2020 — 28 August 2020
But see if it's available at another IKEA store.

You last checked: 31 July 2020 10:25AM.

sad.gif  sad.gif  sad.gif  sad.gif
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Dont want to consider melltorp?
https://www.ikea.com/my/en/p/melltorp-table-white-s89246372/

Here's a linmon if you still want it
https://shopee.com.my/MEJA-LINNMON-PANJANG-...AiABEgL5P_D_BwE
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:33 AM

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Free delivery oso
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Jangan sedih dan jadi bodoh teddy... ikea kan ada delivery...
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QUOTE(Acher13 @ Jul 31 2020, 10:33 AM)
I've seen people carry a farking fridge and bed frame on a viva, tied shiet up on roof. your car bigger can't even think how to put the table?
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Can meh
Not kena saman ke

QUOTE(Current Events guy @ Jul 31 2020, 10:33 AM)
Too small
My pc took whole space

QUOTE(RallyNight @ Jul 31 2020, 10:33 AM)
Free delivery oso
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:38 AM

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Maybe can try lalamove. Hopefully cheaper.

https://www.lalamove.com/malaysia/kualalump...hsfp=1954812383

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QUOTE(Mopping @ Jul 31 2020, 10:38 AM)
Jangan sedih dan jadi bodoh teddy... ikea kan ada delivery...
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Dosa
Bayar lah for me then
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Huh? Unker tot delivery is RM70 for within certain range?
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aiyaa.
next time use delivery lah
if dowan, oder grab big2 car n ask deliver home
kan ezpz
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QUOTE(Teddysaur @ Jul 31 2020, 10:38 AM)
Can meh
Not kena saman ke
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Dunno lel, but I do know they are student.
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Lalamove lar.. so simple. Just few taps away. Like this also don't know ke?
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QUOTE(wilsonjay @ Jul 31 2020, 09:31 AM)
just pay for delivery la
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This. Only sohai buy bigger car just to buy a table from Ikea every 5 years.

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QUOTE(leah235 @ Jul 31 2020, 10:01 AM)
Last time I also like that

Then... the staff said, delivery loh.
I said, oh ya hor...

Then I bought  almari, katil, apa lagi cant remember all hantar lol

Then go kaunter lengganh kangkong swipe card balik rumah...
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Lel borong terus semua nya
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Just call grab lorry lah
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Teddu kedekut delivery fee pon taknak bayar
Tak tau ke logis

Hisap konek lah
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:51 AM

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Teddu kedekut delivery fee pon taknak bayar
Tak tau ke logis

Hisap konek lah
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:55 AM

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Ikat je la atas bumbung
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post Jul 31 2020, 10:58 AM

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QUOTE(scandaleux @ Jul 31 2020, 10:57 AM)
Wira back seats cannot drop?

The other way is to insert it through the rear right door diagonally into the front passenger area. Turn it sideways. Maybe a foot will stick out the rear door. No meet to fully shut rear door, just tie it tight.
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Worried Teddy will insert into passenger and then turn sideways
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Cakap veli nearby

Tapi suggest carry and walk back tak mahu

Apa ketahian ini

Suruh bagi delivery kedekut pulak

Ingat lorry murah ke

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Hisap meja tu kasi pancut nanti dia kecik sikit
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post Jul 31 2020, 11:02 AM

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QUOTE(emburrar @ Jul 31 2020, 10:46 AM)
Lel borong terus semua nya
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Malas dah nak fikir.

If buy 1 mmg delivery mahal.
Baik buy byk (divide by total transportation and cost of assembling) jimat a lot of time and my concern haha

Can help me move my stuff around the house as well.
I tip them with good food and ice cold drinks blush.gif
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QUOTE(leah235 @ Jul 31 2020, 10:01 AM)
Last time I also like that

Then... the staff said, delivery loh.
I said, oh ya hor...

Then I bought  almari, katil, apa lagi cant remember all hantar lol

Then go kaunter lengganh kangkong swipe card balik rumah...
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Leah so rich can use ikea delivery
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Jual buntut ke nak beli meja IKEA?
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QUOTE(Teddysaur @ Jul 31 2020, 09:30 AM)
So yesterday after thinking thinking at IKEA which meja to get
teddy thinks this one meja at IKEA berukuran 200cm length x 60cm width to be ideal for teddy to belajar

so teddy queue liao, it is already night time almost kolos then teddy realized one veli big thing

IT CANT FIT IN TEDDY's WIRA!!!!!!  sad.gif
lucky havent sampai the counter so havent pay 200 ringgit

teddy tried to sleep on it but cant
now thinking how to get ni
cry.gif
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Tu la tanak pakai godcar maibi.. My maibi fridge, washing mesin, queen bed, almari, JRX 100 x 4 semua masuk before...
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QUOTE(Teddysaur @ Jul 31 2020, 09:30 AM)
So yesterday after thinking thinking at IKEA which meja to get
teddy thinks this one meja at IKEA berukuran 200cm length x 60cm width to be ideal for teddy to belajar

so teddy queue liao, it is already night time almost kolos then teddy realized one veli big thing

IT CANT FIT IN TEDDY's WIRA!!!!!!  sad.gif
lucky havent sampai the counter so havent pay 200 ringgit

teddy tried to sleep on it but cant
now thinking how to get ni
cry.gif
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Put on roof la. Or better get someone's alza
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QUOTE(amxpayne67 @ Jul 31 2020, 10:40 AM)
Huh? Unker tot delivery is RM70 for within certain range?
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Dunno my house to ikea damansara jest 8km jer

QUOTE(Nub! @ Jul 31 2020, 10:44 AM)
Lalamove lar.. so simple. Just few taps away. Like this also don't know ke?
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Ya i just learned about lalamove

QUOTE(demamkuning @ Jul 31 2020, 10:51 AM)
Teddu kedekut delivery fee pon taknak bayar
Tak tau ke logis

Hisap konek lah
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I student cannot spend money too much

QUOTE(HafeesFadil @ Jul 31 2020, 11:14 AM)
Jual buntut ke nak beli meja IKEA?
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Aah
Terpaksa
Nak belajar

QUOTE(Dezs @ Jul 31 2020, 11:16 AM)
Tu la tanak pakai godcar maibi.. My maibi fridge, washing mesin, queen bed, almari, JRX 100 x 4 semua masuk before...
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Bodo
Where can myvi fit all
Btw where got myvi godcar nowadays
New myvi not good
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QUOTE(Teddysaur @ Jul 31 2020, 11:27 AM)
Bodo
Where can myvi fit all
Btw where got myvi godcar nowadays
New myvi not good
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Tak caya nak cubo ke - u belanja I makan I pigi demo dgn u.. semua boleh masuk.. 1-2 sekali saja la.. But rekod sedunia 4 JRX, mixer, amplifier boom.. and still can smoke stupid unkershitcarz bangsa H with JRX fully loaded.

New Myvi pendek sikit dah, but space still boleh ma... but no manual, dahla berat - puik.. Pikachu kuning sitll da godcar.
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Go ask your boyfriend to borrow his car. I believe he has a huge Mini Countryman in Auvergne color.
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why not try buying from ikea online and see if you're eligible for the RM25 shipping?

https://www.ikea.com/my/en/customer-service...vices/delivery/



 

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