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post Feb 24 2020, 09:46 AM, updated 6y ago

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Indonesian Official Claims Pregnancy Caused by Sharing Swimming Pools with Men



A commissioner of Indonesia’s Child Protection Commission (KPAI) raised eyebrows after warning that women could become pregnant if they use swimming pools that are also used by men.
KPAI commissioner Sitti Hikmawatty, better known as Hikma, on Friday (February 21) claimed that women can become pregnant without sexual penetration in swimming pools because aroused male swimmers could ejaculate “certain types of very strong sperm”, which could then impregnate female swimmers.

“There are certain types of sperm that are very strong, although there is no penetration, there are men who get aroused and release sperm, which can be an indication of pregnancy… If the woman is in her fertile phase, it can happen,” she said. “Nobody knows how men in swimming pools look at women,” she added.

Hikma’s claim was rejected as unscientific nonsense by obstetricians, who explained that human sperm will not survive in swimming pool water. “I have never heard of it [happening]. In terms of logic, in my opinion, the possibility is almost non-existent,” said obstetrician Kriston Silitonga.

Merry Amelya, an obstetrics and gynecology specialist from Morula IVF clinic in Jakarta, told state news agency Antara that pregnancy could only occur in a swimming pool if there is physical penetration. She said that although sperm can swim fast inside the human body, it will die very quickly once ejaculated into a swimming pool.

Hikma’s claim sparked several humorous memes.

Responding to the deluge of mockery and criticism, Hikma on Saturday said her statement was based on references from a foreign journal. She did not name the journal but told TribunJakarta.com she would share it later.

At KPAI, Hikma deals with matters of health, narcotics and addictive substances.

sos : https://indonesiaexpat.biz/featured/indones...pools-with-men/
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:47 AM

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next year this issue will happen in marehsia
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:47 AM

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indon girls breath through their vagene?
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:47 AM

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post Feb 24 2020, 09:48 AM

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post Feb 24 2020, 09:48 AM

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bobs and vagene yooo
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:48 AM

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wow new discovery. or is it he try to say only indon sperm too strong?
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:49 AM

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menteri kewangan 2 will be really concerned
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:49 AM

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post Feb 24 2020, 09:49 AM

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post Feb 24 2020, 09:51 AM

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QUOTE(zerozero00 @ Feb 24 2020, 09:49 AM)
In Msia already had genius tudung makcik said babies can become cows if given cow's milk formula
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Story a bit
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:51 AM

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Maybe in year 2050 Wifi connection will cause pregnancy too
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:51 AM

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tak apa, swimming pakai tudung boleh mencegah hal ni, cukur
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:53 AM

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post Feb 24 2020, 09:53 AM

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“certain types of very strong sperm”

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post Feb 24 2020, 09:53 AM

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this is weird
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:53 AM

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ban swimming pool because no halal.
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:54 AM

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That.....is not how its work

Dahell shitty cover up excuse
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:54 AM

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post Feb 24 2020, 09:55 AM

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QUOTE(Divou @ Feb 24 2020, 09:51 AM)
Story a bit
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QUOTE(MasterConfucion @ Feb 24 2020, 09:48 AM)
wow new discovery. or is it he try to say only indon sperm too strong?
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more like indon girls breath using pepek
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They read the funny african news and took it too serious
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:55 AM

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QUOTE(metalslug @ Feb 24 2020, 09:47 AM)
next year this issue will happen in marehsia
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LOL.. the pool must be full of pancut everytime a wimminz pass by issit... topkek
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post Feb 24 2020, 09:56 AM

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Why are they even ejaculating in swimming pool in the first place... I think Hikma dealt with too much narcotics/addictive substance...
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QUOTE(zerozero00 @ Feb 24 2020, 09:55 AM)
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Guna logik dia tu bayi tu bila besar jadi lembu la bodo...
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Bukan dah lama punya ke? Lain orang cakap benda ni lagi?


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post Feb 24 2020, 09:59 AM

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QUOTE(Dezs @ Feb 24 2020, 09:56 AM)
Guna logik dia tu bayi tu bila besar jadi lembu la bodo...
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Maybe she drank cow's milk, that's why she bodo. LOL
Now u know why Malaysia potentially have new government.

Because of bodo people like these.
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later sperm can spread like corona virus
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post Feb 24 2020, 10:02 AM

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post Feb 24 2020, 10:12 AM

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does this also mean is dad drinks too much coffee the baby will turn out dark? laugh.gif laugh.gif
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post Feb 24 2020, 10:17 AM

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think is cause she breathes... the air from men...
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post Feb 24 2020, 10:20 AM

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itu lar seks education x mau.

Ini dah ckp bodoh. sapa malu.
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post Feb 24 2020, 10:21 AM

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I'm willing to bet that in the near future some genius will make such claims for whatever wicked purpose
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QUOTE(redditor @ Feb 24 2020, 11:16 AM)
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😂 Best reason to manipulate parent
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just you wait we'll get the same shit here
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QUOTE(MasterConfucion @ Feb 24 2020, 09:48 AM)
wow new discovery. or is it he try to say only indon sperm too strong?
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That's why Indon have 0 cases of Covid19.

Their DNA and cells on whole different level.
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QUOTE(Dezs @ Feb 24 2020, 09:56 AM)
Guna logik dia tu bayi tu bila besar jadi lembu la bodo...
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Haha.. as if her gene is somehow better than a cow. I doubt that
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QUOTE(MasterConfucion @ Feb 24 2020, 09:48 AM)
wow new discovery. or is it he try to say only indon sperm too strong?
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Look at their population number despite economy, political and environmental disadvantages.

They do have strong sperms.
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post Feb 24 2020, 11:45 AM

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it's time to create a new product.. sperm filter for women..
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This is a case for Mythbusters.
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QUOTE(Slowpokeking @ Feb 24 2020, 11:43 AM)
Look at their population number despite economy, political and environmental disadvantages.

They do have strong sperms.
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Their women and men share swimming pools a lot
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post Feb 24 2020, 11:55 AM

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Siapa yang melancap dalam swimming pool.
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QUOTE(pandah @ Feb 24 2020, 09:56 AM)
Bukan dah lama punya ke? Lain orang cakap benda ni lagi?
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I thought last time got a case also impregnate a girl in swimming pool? But I think it's a hoax..

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You guys can laugh but that doesn't stop sexist bigots from believing the stupid hoax news from Western countries and implement it as new law to control their women. Don't underestimate these retards.
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QUOTE(leftycall9 @ Feb 24 2020, 02:07 PM)
You guys can laugh but that doesn't stop sexist bigots from believing the stupid hoax news from Western countries and implement it as new law to control their women. Don't underestimate these retards.
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good thing is in that parliement only 1 fella believe..the rest are skeptic asking for proof...

if is there other way round then we reli need to go back stone age liao..

ppl shudnt go hospital when sick..shud jst die owai
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A lot of my female aunties cannot get pregnant, please recommend the pool of strong sperm to them
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semoga anti vaxx tidak terbaca fakta sains begini
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Yah, just like how i got pregnant by watching porn
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yes...my sperm can even fly to moon to preggo the alien living there
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Wow, someone fap on pool, then sperm know where is women, swim to 'there'
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Thanks. Needed a laugh.
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The only logical solution would be to introduce sperm killing chemicals into all Indonesian swimming pool.


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QUOTE(zerozero00 @ Feb 24 2020, 09:55 AM)
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This is what lack of proper education leads to.
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This is what lack of proper education leads to.
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The funny thing is, she's an ustazah. She should've known to comment on her subject of expertise only.
And, u know, it was shown on TV3 without being censored iiam. Shows how many gossiping makciks and pakciks.
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When stupid people shared stupid journals.
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QUOTE(zerozero00 @ Feb 24 2020, 04:20 PM)
The funny thing is, she's an ustazah. She should've known to comment on her subject of expertise only.
And, u know, it was shown on TV3 without being censored iiam. Shows how many gossiping makciks and pakciks.
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No wonder Jeng Jeng Jeng also happen on TV3... wonder who is the shitty producer...

 

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