My wedding dinner event completed last week, very successful, me and my wife are very blissful and everything is just nice and perfect
But somehow, someway, there are certain group of people (which i could expect) that will suddenly pop up in your phone messages corner and tell you "i can't attend due to ....blah blah blah"
its fine because forcing people to come is a crime, organize event like this are meant for blessing each other but not cursing each other
So what is the most creative excuses i got during this span of time?
Its actually just 3 days before (not even a week or a month before) where these people come to me (message) and say "NO, count me out"
1st (3 days before, very good friend)
- hey, my son is sick, i don't think i can attend
**excuse me, you can even foresee that your son will sick for 3 days
2nd (3 days before, colleague)
- yo bro, my car broke down la, i think i cannot make it to your dinner
**grab , uber, taxi or can even ask other colleague to fetch what? right?
3rd (2 days before, friend)
- hey, my who who who who passed away, i think cannot la, later you bad luck
**who is your who who who? LOL, she can't even know the relationship
4th (1 day before, good friend)
- yo bro, i am outstation tomorrow, sorry ya
**what else i can say?
5th (3 hours before, good friend)
- hey, my leg is pain, i have to do treatment today, sorry ya
**wow, just pain for today? yesterday no pain?
Finally, most epic one, on the time the wedding held (good friend)
- aiyo, i forgot to tell you, i fly to xxx country already, sorry ya
is it creative? it is so laughable for me
for their seats, sorry, they don't give any angpow, they just assume they are virtually there and support me, so its empty and i have to imagine myself that they are there
What is the most creative excuses ever received?, on escaping wedding dinner