Relationship Joke v3
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 May 2 2018, 11:49 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ May 1 2018, 11:44 PM) ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► A change of joke type ... from wordplay to pictograph. Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos!   |
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Jul 3 2018, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jun 29 2018, 08:50 PM) You lot clearly know nothing about football tactics. The England's plan now will be to lose against Columbia so the team will be fully rested in time for 2022...  No wonder Japan was walking around in the final 15mins vs Poland ... it's not that they purposely do that becoz of strategy / tactics ... it's becoz they don't know how to play already in the end. Same thing with vs Belgium.  |
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Jul 6 2018, 11:56 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 4 2018, 09:34 PM) The young Thai footballers have been told they will need to learn to dive in order to escape from the caves. He'll be rolling all the way to Thailand.Neymar saintly said he will be on his way to teach them as soon as Brazil get knocked out of the World Cup. https://www.malaysiakini.com/news/432936 |
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Oct 8 2018, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 8 2018, 02:15 PM) I do my best writing on the toilet. This inspired me:-That’s why my jokes are shit. I like to Deliciously rich goldmine. This post has been edited by r2t2: Oct 8 2018, 04:44 PM |
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May 23 2019, 11:49 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ May 23 2019, 11:14 AM) How much no more tears shampoo do you have to rub in a baby's eyes before it stops crying? LOLWhich one will ran out first, the boxes of shampoo or its tears? kei18kun liked this post
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May 27 2020, 01:50 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ May 19 2020, 09:27 PM) My cousin is gay. Which flies?While other kids were dissecting frogs in school, he was opening flies. Own, or others? (not flies eaten by frogs eh?  ) |
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Jul 8 2021, 02:11 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 6 2021, 07:41 PM) When I was a teenager, my father showed me a 30 minute Powerpoint presentation why one should always wear a condom. All the slides were just pictures of me. The son must be very confused at first ... until finally he got the message. Then the son swore never to watch any Fast & Furious movies anymore. |
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