QUOTE(kennobi @ Dec 6 2020, 10:27 PM)
Sitting at home with his Wife, a Man is casually tossing Peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth while watching TV.๐ฅ
The Man loses concentration for a split second and a Peanut goes into his Ear. ๐๐ฐ
He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully deep.
After a few hours of fruitless rooting, the couple decide to go to the Hospital, but on their way out of the front door, they meet their Daughter coming in with her Boyfriend.๐ซ
The Boyfriend takes control of the situation.
He tells them he's studying Medicine๐๐ฌ๐๐ก and not to worry about a thing.
He then sticks twoโ fingers up the man's nose ๐and asks him to blow
๐ฎ๐จ๐จ๐จ
Lo & Behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room. ๐๐๐๐๐
As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks๐ค๐ท๐ป, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck.....
"So....." the wife says,"What do you think he'll become after he finishes school?
A GP or a surgeon?"
"Well....." says the man, rubbing his nose,
"By the smell of his fingersโ๐, I think he's likely to become a gynaecologist."!! ๐๐๐๐
i thought son-in-law The Man loses concentration for a split second and a Peanut goes into his Ear. ๐๐ฐ
He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully deep.
After a few hours of fruitless rooting, the couple decide to go to the Hospital, but on their way out of the front door, they meet their Daughter coming in with her Boyfriend.๐ซ
The Boyfriend takes control of the situation.
He tells them he's studying Medicine๐๐ฌ๐๐ก and not to worry about a thing.
He then sticks twoโ fingers up the man's nose ๐and asks him to blow
๐ฎ๐จ๐จ๐จ
Lo & Behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room. ๐๐๐๐๐
As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks๐ค๐ท๐ป, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck.....
"So....." the wife says,"What do you think he'll become after he finishes school?
A GP or a surgeon?"
"Well....." says the man, rubbing his nose,
"By the smell of his fingersโ๐, I think he's likely to become a gynaecologist."!! ๐๐๐๐
Dec 7 2020, 10:59 AM

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