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jeff10012003
post Jun 8 2018, 12:35 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jun 8 2018, 12:10 PM)
Thinking that it would help his depression after his blunders in Kiev, Loris Karius visited an orphanage just to see kids who have no parents and are worse off than him.

He was shown an eight month old baby boy
who's parents had died in a car accident.

"Oh dear, that's tragic, may I hold him"? asked Karius

The nurse replied " No, you can fuck right off, this is a tiled floor"
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jeff10012003
post Jun 8 2018, 03:18 PM

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QUOTE(cfa28 @ Jun 8 2018, 12:49 PM)
The nurse is asking karius not to hold the baby as he might drop the baby on the floor

Karius is the goalkeeper for Liverpool who made 2 silly mistakes and let the goal in... Dropping the ball
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okey just googled his name.
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