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post Jan 11 2016, 10:52 PM, updated 10y ago

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    《施氏食狮史》

    石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。
    氏时时适市视狮。
    十时,适十狮适市。
    是时,适施氏适市。
    氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世。
    氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。
    石室湿,氏使侍拭石室。
    石室拭,氏始试食是十狮。
    食时,始识是十狮尸,实十石狮尸。
    试释是事。



Pinyin

« Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »

Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.

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post Jan 11 2016, 10:53 PM

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QUOTE(kopitiamtard @ Jan 11 2016, 10:52 PM)
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    « Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »

    Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
    Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
    Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
    Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
    Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
    Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
    Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
    Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
    Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
    Shì shì shì shì.

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post Jan 11 2016, 10:55 PM

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QUOTE(kopitiamtard @ Jan 11 2016, 10:52 PM)
Pinyin

    « Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »

    Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
    Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
    Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
    Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
    Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
    Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
    Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
    Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
    Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
    Shì shì shì shì.

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post Jan 11 2016, 10:56 PM

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QUOTE(K.I.T.T @ Jan 11 2016, 10:54 PM)
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post Jan 11 2016, 10:57 PM

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post Jan 11 2016, 10:57 PM

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competition always see who can read fastest and no error.

but seriously is there any real meaning behind this poem?
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post Jan 11 2016, 10:57 PM

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Hahaha.. Its ok.. Lots of banana here..
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post Jan 11 2016, 10:58 PM

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Could someone please post an English translation of the Chinese characters above.
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post Jan 11 2016, 11:01 PM

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QUOTE(rawrkun @ Jan 11 2016, 10:58 PM)
Could someone please post an English translation of the Chinese characters above.
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Shishi Shi Shi's poem , addicted to lions, the lion oath food ten .
City, as the lion 's always appropriate .
Ten o'clock , ten lions appropriate city proper .
Yes, the appropriate Amur appropriate city .
S depending on the ten lions, relies on vector potential , so is the ten lions died .
Pick up the lion 's corpse ten , suitable stone chamber .
Shishi wet , so that paternity swab 's stone chamber .
Shishi swab 's start tasting is ten lions .
When eating , before knowledge is dead ten lions , real dead ten lions .
Test is a matter of interpretation .
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post Jan 11 2016, 11:01 PM

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QUOTE(Keith321 @ Jan 11 2016, 11:01 PM)
Shishi Shi Shi's poem , addicted to lions, the lion oath food ten .
    City, as the lion 's always appropriate .
    Ten o'clock , ten lions appropriate city proper .
    Yes, the appropriate Amur appropriate city .
    S depending on the ten lions, relies on vector potential , so is the ten lions died .
    Pick up the lion 's corpse ten , suitable stone chamber .
    Shishi wet , so that paternity swab 's stone chamber .
    Shishi swab 's start tasting is ten lions .
    When eating , before knowledge is dead ten lions , real dead ten lions .
    Test is a matter of interpretation .
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post Jan 11 2016, 11:05 PM

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hahaha...

i dont have pronunciation issue over ts topic.

can read all.
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post Jan 11 2016, 11:06 PM

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Pinyin
« Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »
Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.

Gwoyeu Romatzyh
« Shy Shyh shyr shy shyy »
Shyrshyh shyshyh Shy Shyh, shyh shy, shyh shyr shyr shy.
Shyh shyrshyr shyh shyh shyh shy.
Shyr shyr, shyh shy shy shyh shyh.
Shyh shyr, shyh Shy Shyh shyh shyh.
Shyh shyh shyh shyr shy, shyh shyy shyh, shyy shyh shyr shy shyhshyh.
Shyh shyr shyh shyr shy shy, shyh shyrshyh.
Shyrshyh shy, Shyh shyy shyh shyh shyrshyh.
Shyrshyh shyh, Shyh shyy shyh shyr shyh shyr shy.
Shyr shyh, shyy shyr shyh shyr shr, shyr shyr shyr shy shy.
Shyh shyh shyh shyh.

Simplified Chinese
《施氏食狮史》
石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。
氏时时适市视狮。
十时,适十狮适市。
是时,适施氏适市。
氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世。
氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。
石室湿,氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭,氏始试食是十狮。
食时,始识是十狮尸,实十石狮尸。
试释是事。

Traditional Chinese
《施氏食獅史》
石室詩士施氏,嗜獅,誓食十獅。
氏時時適市視獅。
十時,適十獅適市。
是時,適施氏適市。
氏視是十獅,恃矢勢,使是十獅逝世。
氏拾是十獅屍,適石室。
石室濕,氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭,氏始試食是十獅。
食時,始識是十獅屍,實十石獅屍。
試釋是事。

Translation
« Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den »
In a stone den was a poet with the family name Shi, who was a lion addict, and had resolved to eat ten lions.
He often went to the market to look for lions.
At ten o'clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.
At that time, Shi had just arrived at the market.
He saw those ten lions, and using his trusty arrows, caused the ten lions to die.
He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.
The stone den was damp. He asked his servants to wipe it.
After the stone den was wiped, he tried to eat those ten lions.
When he ate, he realized that these ten lions were in fact ten stone lion corpses.
Try to explain this matter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_P...n_the_Stone_Den
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post Jan 11 2016, 11:09 PM

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QUOTE(rawrkun @ Jan 11 2016, 10:58 PM)
Could someone please post an English translation of the Chinese characters above.
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She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
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QUOTE(ar188 @ Jan 11 2016, 11:10 PM)
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
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QUOTE(rawrkun @ Jan 11 2016, 10:58 PM)
Could someone please post an English translation of the Chinese characters above.
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《施氏食狮史》

石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。
氏时时适市视狮。
十时,适十狮适市。
是时,适施氏适市。
氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世。
氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。
石室湿,氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭,氏始试食是十狮。
食时,始识是十狮尸,实十石狮尸。
试释是事。

A poet Shi living in a stone house, he likes lion, swear to eat 10 lions.

One day, he walked in pasar and want to find lions

At 10am, there's 10 lions pass by the pasar

Shi use bow and arrow kills all the 10 lions

He bring the lions back to his stone house

But the stone house quite wet, he asked his servant to mob the house.

When he tried to eat the lions, only realized they are stone lion.

Please try to explain this situation.

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QUOTE(everest @ Jan 11 2016, 11:11 PM)
Later I try this
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QUOTE(rawrkun @ Jan 11 2016, 10:58 PM)
Could someone please post an English translation of the Chinese characters above.
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post Jan 12 2016, 12:48 AM

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And all along i thought learning French and Japanese was a pain in the ass. This looks like its on a whole new level.
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QUOTE(kopitiamtard @ Jan 11 2016, 10:52 PM)
Pinyin

    « Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »

    Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
    Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
    Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
    Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
    Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
    Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
    Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
    Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
    Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
    Shì shì shì shì.

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post Jan 12 2016, 01:57 AM

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learning to speak of it not bad. but there no way i gonna learn thousands of different symbols.
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post Jan 12 2016, 09:05 AM

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QUOTE(elairz @ Jan 12 2016, 01:57 AM)
learning to speak of it not bad. but there no way i gonna learn thousands of different symbols.
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QUOTE(kopitiamtard @ Jan 11 2016, 10:52 PM)
Pinyin

    « Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »

    Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
    Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
    Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
    Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
    Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
    Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
    Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
    Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
    Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
    Shì shì shì shì.

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post Jan 12 2016, 09:34 AM

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post Jan 12 2016, 09:39 AM

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post Jan 12 2016, 09:57 AM

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post Jan 12 2016, 10:25 AM

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the world is still flat even tough" flat flat flat flat, flat flat flat "

it means flat (woman flat breast) , flat (apartment) , flat (smooth and even), flat ( dull or uninteresting)

we will replace flat woman breast with airport , and flat with apartment, flat with dull, leaving only the flat (even and smooth)

the sentence means " apartment airport flat dull, airport (another woman) flat apartment"

and yes I invented this on the fly. feel free to mix it up and give me credits.

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post Jan 12 2016, 10:30 AM

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shit shit shit shit shit shit

shit means excrement, shit means the expression or exclamation of something bad , shit means something bad happened, shit means vulgar word to swear at someone, shit means something useless or shitty

so this sentence means

"shit (expression of something bad) shit (excrement) shit (something bad happened) shit (exclamation ) shit (vulgar to swear at someone) shit ( something useless or shitty)

ah yes I invented this shit too.

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