QUOTE(dadudeneverabides @ Apr 10 2014, 02:17 PM)
Not captain la. Just do the following:
Early game:
1. "Guys, ward."
2. "Dive! Furst blud importent!"
Mid-game:
1. "Where da jungle ward? How kerry farm?"
2. "Deward la siot... Pudge come our jungle so many times dy..."
3. "Stick and push la... tower money is gooding"
Late-game:
1. ">Initiate!"
2. "Ult on CD, hang back first"
3. "WHY YOU NO WARD ROSH?!"
Otherwise it's spamming:
">Well played!"
Team dive tower, give away first blood and double kill? ">Well played!"
Team loses teamfight? ">Well played!"
Carry got ganked because no wards? ">Well played!"
Stupid pusher try to take t2 solo? ">Well played!"
Stupid kerry things 35 minutes battlefury is good? ">Well played!"
Stupid kerry forgot buy/on BKB? ">Well played!"
Stupid kerry thinks he can 1v5? ">Well played!"
Things like that keeps morale up.
Yours is for pro, mine would be like:
Early game:
1. Miss chance to get first blood and give opponent first blood instead. "Sorry guys"
2. Try to dive tower but end up feeding. "Sorry guys"
Mid-game:
1. Didn't buy ward or place wrongly. "Sorry guys"
2. Deward? Never heard of it, teammate die more, then kena marah. "Sorry guys"
3. Did not follow team to stick and push. "Sorry guys, farming for ward"
Late-game:
1. MISS AoE ulti that determine team's victory or defeat during clash. "Sorry guys"
2. Join clash with ulti on cooldown, whole team dies. "Sorry guys"
3. Play carry, farm 40 minutes, one red boots. "Sorry guys"
1 macro kautim.