Let share some cold jokes to c who can gives the coldest one that even can freeze people up.

wuahahah~ so funny~~ i can't stop laughing!

need to think wo...the requirement of the job u wan so high...

A guy , ice skating , fell down , with a boner , d*** broke. har har har ...

Brazil lost.

LOL..thats not funny

I share mine: When u jogging for some time, ur leg will feel tired like there is acid build-up in ur leg. Why is that so?

The answer is bcos u step on a lemon.....

This post has been edited by Leon84: Jun 13 2006, 11:20 PM

1. do u know y those black guys walk like chicken ( move thier head front n behind) ?

answer : cos their parents rear chicken behind their house when they were kids..thy learnt it when thy begin to start learnt walking..

2. do u know y stevie wonder alwy move his hands here n there when performing ?

asnwer : cos he is looking for the mic as he can't c..

* i remembered that those quote were from one of the tony leong's movie..

This post has been edited by McRyan: Jun 13 2006, 11:25 PM

y lemon ?

I also dun know..Heard from radio..haha..black guys walk like chicken? Hmm,i never realize that..

i mean those rapper.. when thy r walking ( wf their head moving front n behind) , they like to say " yo yo watz up man ! " lol

Haha..really cold...nice one..

malaysia is the 1st asian country that won world cup
malaysia is hosting olympic
malaysia is the lowest crime rate country and lowest piracy country
malaysia has the most cleanest public toilet
malaysian female average breast size is E

1 mosquito and 1 elephant sitting a bike .... accident happen ....
mosquito die . but not elephant .. y ....... elephant wear helmet

LOL...cold one also..i wonder how can an elephant sit on a bike?

omg... this is not cold at all... !! so f*cking funny!!! good 1!! LOL

remembered this from the old dragonball comic

"kuda menunggang monyet lalu monyet jatuh sakit"

er..got a few here...
y black people don't like to eat chocolate?







cuz takut tergigit own fingers........



second,whats the heavies noodle on earth?







wan tan mee (one tonne mee)



third, who's the strongest man on earth?




superman?


ultraman?



answer is the pak cik who cooks wantan mee..

this is the bulletin news
there is
1 accident happened in bukit bintang
2 cars collided
3 dogs died
4 dogs missing
5 dogs fighting
6 dogs injured

add whatever u can think of

If proteolysis is the process of protein breaking down, and haemolysis is the process of red blood cells breaking down.... then who can tell me the defination for analysis?

Your ******* is braking down

That kind of reminds me of another old joke...

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

hahaha.. da answer is not human as i noe
ITS U dude lol human...

once upon a time, there was a family of matchsticks. one day, mr matchstick felt an itch on its head, so it starts scratching. the next minute, his head was one fire and he was burnt to death.

no offence but i think this is pretty cold.


http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=301734

ahahah good one..pity the matchstick

dua tiga kucing berlari,
semuanya dilanggar lori,

is dis a cOld joke? lol

nah,just wanted to post it here without creating a new thread...well heres one

a husband and his wife were married for 25 years,yet they couldnt get any children.So,one day,his husband went to a bomoh and the bomoh said"find a flower with a different colour for each petal and bring it to me.I can get your wife pregnant."He goes home and asks his wife to pack his bag for a month to search the country for the flower.He goes home a month later empty handed.He asks his wife to pack his bag for 3 months as he is searching the whole continent.He still goes home empty handed.He asks his wife to pack his bag for a year to search the world.He searches every country until he reaches egypt and sees a helpless donkey ambushed by 15 bandits.The donkey shouted "HELP!HELP GODDAMMIT HELP!!!"the husband heard this and goes to help him under one condition,he must help him find the flower.The donkey agrees.He fights and kills all the bandits.The donkey then brings him to a mosque and shows him the flower.He thanks the donkey and goes home.He brings the flower to the bomoh and the bomoh...

pick an ending

literal translation problem

one day when me n my friends were in a mamak.
a friend said that he would have the P (license) in his pocket soon
another one was quick to say that if he had a P in his pocket it would be smelly.

P in tamil means shit

Phew!!! that smelly ah

GOD.....colder than an iceberg!

Try this with your friends through verbal means. It doesnt really work with typed letters.

"How many numbers are there between 1 and 3?"

glad its cold

there's no numbers between them.. i can only see the word 'and'

Mosquito and Fly, which is better?

this reli cold man... perhaps a lil' funny

What creature lives underground and eats rock?



Assuming that you've dug a tunnel from north pole to south pole,if you throw a rock from north pole into the tunnel,will it reach south pole?

oh gawd!!!
freeze my grandparents back to China weh....

farneee le this 1 hahaha

Do You Know Why am I feeling freezing cold now??
Cuz of U guys cold jokes??

So clever...

How did you???...walao eih.....frozen wehh....plus the north pole,south pole thing...wahh....chun cold joke...

frozen oledi~~

so many cold jokes......

xD

last time-superman fly with one hand.
now-superman fly with two hands.
why?

Why can't the cat catch the mouse?




Cat drives a car but still couldn't chase the mouse... why?




How does the cat know the mouse hiding in the fridge?




Why can't the cat catch the mouse even though he knows the mouse hiding in the fridge?

wtf... that was some good cold jokes ^

What is a cold joke ?

I thought cold jokes are a sarcastic jokes (lawak mengutuk direct) or am I wrong?