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COLD JOKES, Share your cold jokes if any
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McRyan
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 Jun 13 2006, 11:23 PM
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1. do u know y those black guys walk like chicken ( move thier head front n behind) ?
answer : cos their parents rear chicken behind their house when they were kids..thy learnt it when thy begin to start learnt walking..
2. do u know y stevie wonder alwy move his hands here n there when performing ?
asnwer : cos he is looking for the mic as he can't c..
* i remembered that those quote were from one of the tony leong's movie..
This post has been edited by McRyan: Jun 13 2006, 11:25 PM
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McRyan
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Jun 13 2006, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(Leon84 @ Jun 13 2006, 11:16 PM) LOL..thats not funny I share mine: When u jogging for some time, ur leg will feel tired like there is acid build-up in ur leg. Why is that so? The answer is bcos u step on a lemon..... y lemon ? |
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McRyan
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Jun 13 2006, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE(Leon84 @ Jun 13 2006, 11:28 PM) I also dun know..Heard from radio..haha..black guys walk like chicken? Hmm,i never realize that.. i mean those rapper.. when thy r walking ( wf their head moving front n behind) , they like to say " yo yo watz up man ! " lol  |
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McRyan
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Jun 15 2006, 06:13 PM
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hahaha.. da answer is not human as i noe
ITS U dude lol human...
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McRyan
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Jun 15 2006, 08:00 PM
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QUOTE(psp _BOY @ Jun 15 2006, 07:57 PM) dua tiga kucing berlari, semuanya dilanggar lori, is dis a cOld joke? lol |
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McRyan
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Jun 17 2006, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE(mypetridish @ Jun 16 2006, 04:47 PM) Try this with your friends through verbal means. It doesnt really work with typed letters. "How many numbers are there between 1 and 3?" » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « infinate or 'one' if you havent been exposed to decimals... if they fall for it they'll answer 'two' this reli cold man... perhaps a lil' funny |
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