nah,just wanted to post it here without creating a new thread...well heres one

a husband and his wife were married for 25 years,yet they couldnt get any children.So,one day,his husband went to a bomoh and the bomoh said"find a flower with a different colour for each petal and bring it to me.I can get your wife pregnant."He goes home and asks his wife to pack his bag for a month to search the country for the flower.He goes home a month later empty handed.He asks his wife to pack his bag for 3 months as he is searching the whole continent.He still goes home empty handed.He asks his wife to pack his bag for a year to search the world.He searches every country until he reaches egypt and sees a helpless donkey ambushed by 15 bandits.The donkey shouted "HELP!HELP GODDAMMIT HELP!!!"the husband heard this and goes to help him under one condition,he must help him find the flower.The donkey agrees.He fights and kills all the bandits.The donkey then brings him to a mosque and shows him the flower.He thanks the donkey and goes home.He brings the flower to the bomoh and the bomoh...

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