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excuses for speeding, don't try it
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TSKLL
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 Jun 9 2006, 10:25 AM, updated 20y ago
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excuses for speeding:
1) My brakes weren't working, sir, but hey whaddaya know, they were working fine just now.
2) Do you mind, officer, I'm missing The Apprentice
3)If you'd be willing to look another direction this time, sir, I'd make it worth your time, say a free coupon to Starbucks?
4) I was just making sure your radar gun was working perfectly. 88MPH you say? Yeah, it's perfect.
5) I'm sorry sir, but I'm taking my wife to hospital. Where's my wife? Dang it, i knew i forgot something!
6) I'm rushing home to answer the telephone.
7) I just took a laxative. Now let me go or WATCH me go, your choice.
8)Don't talk to me, officer, tal to my hands.
and the worst excuse...
9) the devil made me do it
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radioactive
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Jun 9 2006, 10:31 AM
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10) My accelerator pedal was stuck.
11) My right foot got cramped...therefore cannot remove it from the pedal
13) There was croacroach climbing up my right foot...i was trying to shake it lose...dang where izit now?
This post has been edited by radioactive: Jun 9 2006, 10:44 AM
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TSKLL
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Jun 9 2006, 10:36 AM
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keep up the good job man
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young_soul
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Jun 9 2006, 10:59 AM
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14) I'm speeding coz he's speeding too?
15) Sorry man, I was just trying out some Formula One overtaking techniques
16) Are you sure I was going above 80kmph? I swear my meter here was still at 0kmph...
17) My wife said that she's waiting for me in bed!!
18) I'm trying to chase the bus in front. I left my handphone in it. Dang...where did the bus go now.
19) I'm trying to race with the BMW in front...now do you mind? You're in the way.
This post has been edited by young_soul: Jun 9 2006, 11:01 AM
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young_soul
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Jun 9 2006, 11:11 AM
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QUOTE(siowgirl @ Jun 9 2006, 11:07 AM) my sis once told me, a cop stopped her friend on the highway. she wind down her window, the cop took a look at her n said she can go. when asked why was she stopped, the cop answered "oh no la. my fren said tht u r pretty. so i wanna see also"  and we have a winner! |
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SUSspanker
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Jun 9 2006, 12:20 PM
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QUOTE(KLL @ Jun 9 2006, 10:25 AM) 7) I just took a laxative. Now let me go or WATCH me go, your choice. Damn this is good. hahahah. |
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TSKLL
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Jun 9 2006, 02:42 PM
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I'm going for a race tonight, so i wanna finish this tank of N2O, where's my nitrous? Dang it, I knew there was something wrong with my nitrous screws.
This post has been edited by KLL: Jun 9 2006, 02:44 PM
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cockerish
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Jun 9 2006, 02:43 PM
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i got a bomb in my car and it will exploded if my speed is below 100kmh, help me i must save my family!  |
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TSKLL
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Jun 9 2006, 02:45 PM
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looks like you guys love this post.
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WildPiew
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Jun 9 2006, 04:32 PM
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24) why speeding? coz i dun wan to causing any traffic jams ma.
25) why speeding? coz i dun wan any car bang me and causing accident.
26) 88mph mph meh?!!! i tot is 88kmh leh.
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Aoshi_88
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Jun 9 2006, 06:52 PM
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27)WOW...so you matched speeds with me so you could tell me i went past the speed limit?
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SUSFlizzardo
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Jun 9 2006, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE(siowgirl @ Jun 9 2006, 11:07 AM) my sis once told me, a cop stopped her friend on the highway. she wind down her window, the cop took a look at her n said she can go. when asked why was she stopped, the cop answered "oh no la. my fren said tht u r pretty. so i wanna see also" lmao!  |
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RyonanGT
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Jun 9 2006, 09:02 PM
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QUOTE(young_soul @ Jun 9 2006, 10:59 AM)
17) My wife said that she's waiting for me in bed!!
i like this....  |
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Pipity
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Jun 10 2006, 12:37 AM
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my petrol wana finis d...so speed 2 reach station faster...
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kcng
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Jun 10 2006, 08:20 AM
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my car dont listen to me.......
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aka_kepep
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Jun 10 2006, 08:38 AM
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28) i just wanna make sure u people r doing ur job...
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Aoshi_88
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Jun 10 2006, 11:48 AM
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29) Huh? Oh....my right arm is broken so i had to rush to the hospital...oh wait...then why am i handing you my license with my right hand?
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satayboy2003
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Jun 10 2006, 02:19 PM
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ha ha ha...
very nice trend>
got it pinned>
good reason for our malaysian driver>>
MUST GOT IT PINNED
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young_soul
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Jun 10 2006, 05:11 PM
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gEt you mean...its "GET"
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Mr.Ace
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Jun 11 2006, 11:53 AM
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34) cuz i `m beautiful?
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.:zaxiao:.
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Jun 11 2006, 12:08 PM
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-I have a world cup match to catch ....wanna join for teh tarik???
-I thot I saw Ronaldinho in front...I have to chase him....
-Eh, U loook really handsome...can I borrow your hat and take a drive?
-Walao ! KNN lu saman gua! U noe hu am I or not...Lim peh tell you...I need to go to the nearest toilet b4 I do business on u....
This post has been edited by .:zaxiao:.: Jun 11 2006, 12:14 PM
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Aoshi_88
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Jun 11 2006, 01:48 PM
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I thought i saw Beckham's car number plate, i was rushing so i could jot down the number for 4D.
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seveneleven
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Jun 11 2006, 01:50 PM
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- Because I can
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fr4g*st3r
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Jun 11 2006, 02:51 PM
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+ "Officer, I have just finished washing my car. Therefore, I am taking it out for a dry-cleaning."
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TSKLL
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Jun 11 2006, 03:24 PM
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officer, you trying to outrun me?
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shinjite
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Jun 11 2006, 05:14 PM
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SM:
35)my wife/mother is giving birth ALONE in the house!!!!now F*** OFF!!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD THATS COMING OUT FROM MY MOUTH!!!!
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bumicomp
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Jun 12 2006, 02:08 PM
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36) Speeding ??? No lah...... Its the earth spinning faster lah !! try you take my speed on the opposite lane when I travel anti-earth-rotation and see !!!!
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marquis
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Jun 12 2006, 09:45 PM
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-Hey you matched my speed, so that means you should get a ticket too!
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xTraVagaNza
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Jun 12 2006, 10:50 PM
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i'm driving ferrari wut...sure fast ...if n0t better i walk.....zZz ?↕
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jing_kohkoh
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Jun 13 2006, 06:05 PM
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- u got pressure I got pressure, y u provoke me?
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gestapo
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Jun 13 2006, 08:41 PM
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i wanna go pick up the famous bus uncle , if im late im gonna be next.
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kcng
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Jun 14 2006, 10:18 AM
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QUOTE(jing_kohkoh @ Jun 13 2006, 07:05 PM) - u got pressure I got pressure, y u provoke me? hahahaha... lol-ed |
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TSKLL
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Jun 14 2006, 03:55 PM
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go f*ck your wife, officer, I'll take your job. I proved that I can chase other speeders too, didn't I??
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Mr.Ace
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Jun 14 2006, 07:15 PM
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~hiya u arr i was chasing a cat hiya *give 2 ringgit to the officer* here take this run along and play hide and go seek >.<
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avenger
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Jun 14 2006, 07:19 PM
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i saw u speeding, so i thought its ok to speed as well
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Mr.Ace
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 Jun 14 2006, 11:37 PM
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-i thought it was the racing track!Cuz just now i think i saw alonso...~ -COME ON ZARQAWI IS WAITING ME IN HEAVEN -cuz i love u? * VROOM OFF hit a tree*  This post has been edited by Mr.Ace: Jun 14 2006, 11:40 PM |
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WildPiew
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Jun 15 2006, 03:18 PM
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why i speeding, cos my radiator is overheating, need to cool it down, so i drive faster so that more wind will coming through ma.
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8L@Z3
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Jun 15 2006, 04:19 PM
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- Encik laju saya Laju la
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jones007
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Jun 15 2006, 09:00 PM
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-my wheels are falling off. i going faster so my car can keep up with my wheels. OH! they stopped O.o
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JackX
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Jun 15 2006, 09:03 PM
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Look! A donut! *drives off*
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bambambam
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Jun 15 2006, 11:26 PM
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lol noob ur mom sux bush
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karhoe
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Jun 16 2006, 12:08 AM
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QUOTE(jing_kohkoh @ Jun 13 2006, 06:05 PM) - u got pressure I got pressure, y u provoke me? i LOK'ed  |
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.:zaxiao:.
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Jun 16 2006, 12:55 AM
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My car minimum speed lai dat loh tai lou....
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Najmods
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Jun 17 2006, 11:57 PM
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-How can I know you are a true police?
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apple23
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Jun 18 2006, 11:30 AM
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- you people keep chasing me.. i scared ma.. so i speed la-
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Mr.Ace
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Jun 18 2006, 04:53 PM
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-i m driving an ambulance, oh is a saga!
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XTREME
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Jun 18 2006, 09:25 PM
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This post has been edited by XTREME: Jun 18 2006, 11:01 PM
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Hornet
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Jun 19 2006, 09:35 AM
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speedometer got stuck at 60kmph. proton's fault.
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Najmods
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Jun 19 2006, 12:23 PM
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If all jokes fail....
- Do you know Lowyat.NET forum? I want to try whether their excuses work or not.....
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halofujima
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Jun 19 2006, 06:52 PM
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-sorry man , i left my driving license at home ,gotta go rush to take it.
-it's physics , just doing out some calculations for my form 4 physics exam...ops did i said i was 16?
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