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young_soul
post Jun 9 2006, 10:59 AM

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14) I'm speeding coz he's speeding too?

15) Sorry man, I was just trying out some Formula One overtaking techniques

16) Are you sure I was going above 80kmph? I swear my meter here was still at 0kmph...

17) My wife said that she's waiting for me in bed!!

18) I'm trying to chase the bus in front. I left my handphone in it. Dang...where did the bus go now.

19) I'm trying to race with the BMW in front...now do you mind? You're in the way.

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young_soul
post Jun 9 2006, 11:11 AM

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QUOTE(siowgirl @ Jun 9 2006, 11:07 AM)
my sis once told me, a cop stopped her friend on the highway. she wind down her window, the cop took a look at her n said she can go. when asked why was she stopped, the cop answered "oh no la. my fren said tht u r pretty. so i wanna see also"  doh.gif
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and we have a winner!
young_soul
post Jun 10 2006, 05:11 PM

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gEt you mean...its "GET"
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