excuses for speeding:

1) My brakes weren't working, sir, but hey whaddaya know, they were working fine just now.

2) Do you mind, officer, I'm missing The Apprentice

3)If you'd be willing to look another direction this time, sir, I'd make it worth your time, say a free coupon to Starbucks?

4) I was just making sure your radar gun was working perfectly. 88MPH you say? Yeah, it's perfect.

5) I'm sorry sir, but I'm taking my wife to hospital. Where's my wife? Dang it, i knew i forgot something!

6) I'm rushing home to answer the telephone.

7) I just took a laxative. Now let me go or WATCH me go, your choice.

8)Don't talk to me, officer, tal to my hands.

and the worst excuse...

9) the devil made me do it

keep up the good job man

I'm going for a race tonight, so i wanna finish this tank of N2O, where's my nitrous? Dang it, I knew there was something wrong with my nitrous screws.

This post has been edited by KLL: Jun 9 2006, 02:44 PM

looks like you guys love this post.

officer, you trying to outrun me?

go f*ck your wife, officer, I'll take your job. I proved that I can chase other speeders too, didn't I??