Sex

Newlyweds are into their 2nd week of marriage when the wife says to the husband...

I want to set the rules down about sex....

When my hair is nice and perfect ...I definitely don't want to have sex

If my hair is a little messed up and not that perfect...maybe I do maybe I don't want to have sex....

but when my hair is messed up...I definitely want to have sex....

Husband says.....o.k. but I have my rules about sex also....

Every night when I come home from work I will have one can of beer.....

When I have one can of beer I definitely don't want to have sex....

When I have a couple of beers, maybe I do...maybe I don't want to have sex....

When I have a six pack or a case of beer......

I don't give a f*** about your hair......

No.1 A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. ?The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

No.2 A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? ?He answered so that after I am dead, no one will ever sleep with your mum.

No.3 A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid replied, "Sir you are my witness. You know I never wear panties!"Cheers!

In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following ceremony:
They stood naked in a large circle, facing inward. A naked girl stood behind each of the men. A beautiful, naked girl did a sexy dance in the center of the circle.
As soon as all the men became aroused and developed erections, the girls behind them reached through between their legs, pulled their erect penises downward as much as they could, and then released them.
The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their bellies.
This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity . . .

. . and that's why the current capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok.