6mins+ of prawn.....   

Manchester United striker Robin van Persie celebrated his 30th birthday on Tuesday, and even the club chef was quick to embrace the festive spirit.
United tweeted a picture of a cake made by the club chef for Van Persie, saying 'Happy Birthday' in Dutch.
Earlier, the club also shared a poster of 'RVP' in honour of their top scorer last season turning 30.
Van Persie scored 31 goals for United last season following his move from Arsenal.

why haven't we signed anyone???????? League is starting next week!!!

While Saha is a really good player but unfortunately his Man Utd career was hit by injuries, I think sometimes fans use the term "legend" way too loosely.

It's not a friendly, it's a testimonial. You don't lose a testimonial match. In front of your own fans too.

EDIT: what i'm saying is that united fans have reason to be worried, so for people to be brushing off all these poor friendly performances is really mind-boggling. If the score is shit, no problem. Problem is the performance is shit too and the supporters see it

context bai... context...

you don't lose a testimonial match as in you don't answer 1 + 1 = ? wrongly. of course sometimes you have brain farts and you answer wrongly, but that doesn't mean it's acceptable to answer anything else but 2.

basically what i meant was you don't purposely lose a testimonial match. you will want to win it. understand ke bai

what the f... ather of heaven are you talking about lol my my I've never seen someone so aggressively stupid.

Seeing as you cannot understand simple English and based on God-awfully wrong assumptions you've rage-written 3 full paragraphs of mind-numbing nonsense, I don't think I should dumb myself down anymore. I'm not a Man United 'fan' anyway, like you are.

tch.

context bai... context...

you don't lose a testimonial match as in you don't answer 1 + 1 = ? wrongly. of course sometimes you have brain farts and you answer wrongly, but that doesn't mean it's acceptable to answer anything else but 2.

basically what i meant was you don't purposely lose a testimonial match. you will want to win it. understand ke bai

sigh. you're taking things out of context which is really frustrating. Look at my first post, then your reply, and then i'm telling you Moyes WANTED to win this testimonial and STILL lost it.

You should really learn how to understand what people are trying to say before you fire off curses and insults. It really makes you look very stupid.

Especially if you went through all the effort checking my posting history, my my my...

I didn't say anything back then because I either 1) did not give a shit or 2) did not watch the match

so what if it has happened before ya illah it only means man utd have been poor more than once

and if you're trying to imply that Moyes is very much like SAF, it would serve you well to keep in mind that SAF took 5 years to win something. Can MU afford Moyes 5 years to win something? I don't think so. dire financial circumstances would dictate that he be forced out the door in 2 seasons of poor showing

who say you can't? I did not imply anything about that, obviously you can, I didn't ask you to be quiet etc what I was saying is don't lose confidence on Moyes just because all of the fuss like that.
please do comprehend well first before bashing someone, he/she didn't imply anything about United were playing to lose that game. take your time a while to try to understand the post as a whole first.

what I can't understand is the timing of the testimonial game, why were they so stupid to arrange a testimonial game just 2 days before community shield, it is almost as stupid as the arrangement for Neville testimonial game days before UCL final against Barcelona.

here the season finally starts tonight, even though I'm really disappointed on how the pre-season matches went on, at least I saw a positive thing that Lingaard Januzaj and Zaha are bright prospect for the squad, especially Januzaj. I'm all behind Moyes, but still be realistic, waiting for several years first, if it won't work out than it doesn't and it will be time to move on. I still remember all the hype about Martin O'Neill would be the perfect replacement for SAF back then, imagine how people ate their own words. Trust and support are not handouts, they are earned.

Yes, you do go to league match to win, but you lose sometime, does it mean it is okay for you to go to another league match and getting beaten again? the fact that the lads defeated in testimonial matches before didn't make it okay to get another loss again. at least that is what was shown in the face of Moyes and Rio looking United got beaten. And btw he said you don't play to lose means Moyes wanted to win the testimonial match badly but suffered a loss, it didn't mean Moyes sent out a team to lose as your brain chewed it. Yes, I didn't bother to respond to you again last time because of your level of ignorance. I see it hasn't changed since then.

Hi kid, I have been supporting Inter and United for 20+ years, I know how to support the team on its ups and down. And I know how winners should take a defeat, not with chill and relax like ur comment. I didnt whine about the loss and ask for anyone's head, did I? I complaint about how you mistook Yuka's comment in the first place. Ok now I'll make use of ignore button.

kagawa bench zzzzz

Guys, any pics for yesterday game released edi? Wanna see DM lift the trophy

Missed the game anyway

Yah.  Every time Zaha gets the ball, there will be  2 or 3 Wigan players there to kepit him.

holla...

1 piring of choc moyes cupcake plsss...i mean moist...with 2 cherry van persie on top...TQ

hey sinoffire...hows ur vaseline selling???kaya edy ah u?

im gonna open choc moyes cupcake factory...moist moist...silly me...can pre order wohhh...bulk order got diskaun...MUST-er got free cherry...interested anyone???

congratzzz moyesy...piring pon piring la...ahahaha...same old champion team last season win moyes the piring...its SAF team...similar gameplay...boring to some...promising to me...90 SAF 10 moyes influence...i tot we start play the so called boring n grind for result...not so eye catching football sin CR7 left for madrid...no...its been like 3 season...no...we keep challenging for title every season while others big team come n go...last time its pool...then arsenal...then chelsea...now city...we still there...i understand some fans concern blablabla...but what the club need from us is support...if u luv big money signing...this is not a club for u...if u luv beautiful football BVB,BM,RM,Barca even city,arsenal,chelsea n swansea play attractive football...i watch all other beauty football...cos i luv the game...but i #berdiritegangbehindmoyes like SAF said n support the club decision...we used to play some fast lightning pace attractive attacking football...still now we r an attacking football team...continuing building combo play n move...actually i feel after CR7 went...vida get injured...we havent fullfil our potential...the current lads still in blending process like 2-3 season dy...the spine we hav in rio evra carrick rooney to rely on while given the other lads experience to matured n fill in due to injury...last season i wud say rvp share n carry the burden...last 2 season toni drag us thru...chica delivered n chips in...maybe we dun really play a certain system...we go strength to strength against who is our opponent...but we still play attacking football...but a boring one...then we dun hav much show pony if nani injured...no quickfeet smooth silky skill to entertain...cos last time CR7 pampered us with that...so now we crying for more...but no to avail...only moment of magic once in a while...rooney overhead kick last time...rvp 20 title volley...

p/s : sino pls take over...apa i mengarut nih...still hangover after 15hours of driving...juz my 2 inch...

i haz a sad...i tot u want to order choc moyes cupcakes from me...i write long2 very inspired story u know...u no read...its not even TLDR wall of text tau...simple tukang karut pak pandir story oni...ahahaha

It should’ve been mourinho, but saf chose moyes instead.
I like mourinho, he is better and has more experience in ucl,  i hope moyes sacked and mourinho laugh at him.
The game lst nght was boring n no quality.
I bet mourinho capable doing better, 4-0 or 6-0.
Moyes is no good, sack him now!

Adnan Januzaj came off the bench at Wembley for his first-team debut and displayed the silky touch and intelligent link play that has so enthused United fans.
He continued his impressive summer after appearing in all five of United’s tour matches in the Far East and starring in Rio Ferdinand’s testimonial last Friday.

So, just who is Adnan Januzaj?
He’s an 18-year-old Belgian who signed for United from Anderlecht two years ago when he was 16.
United are reported to have paid nearly £300,000 for him and he is one of the highest-earning youngsters at Old Trafford.

What’s his background?
He was born in Brussels of Albanian heritage. He came to the attention of Anderlecht after displaying impressive skills for home-town team FC Brussels and signed for them in 2005.

What kind of player is he?
He’s a creative midfielder, technically gifted and comfortable on the ball, so he’s capable of operating in a number of positions.
He has pulled the strings for the United youth sides in an advanced midfield role and has also made an impact on the flanks. He’s pretty handy at dead ball situations, too. It’s no wonder some fans have already likened him to a young David Beckham (albeit left-footed).

Didn’t Ferguson rate him?
The former United manager brought Januzaj to wider public attention at the end of last season by hailing him as one of United’s brightest youth prospects. ‘Adnan is a beautifully balanced player,’ said Sir Alex. ‘He has good balance, good acceleration and is a very good technical player.’
Ferguson put him on the substitutes’ bench for his final match in charge of United, at West Bromwich Albion.

Moyes has played him consistently. Is that a sign he feels the same?
Quite. After his first match as United manager against Singha All Star XI, Moyes said of the Belgian: ‘I thought he was a plus for us. It’s always good when you give a young player a chance and he shows up, and I thought he did tonight.
‘The more he plays like that, the more opportunities he’s liable to get.