sound alot like metal gear...

IN Chinese movie

-there are always some ppl out there that unknown to Robert Ripley can jump higher than Superman.
-A Glock is always better than an AK-47
-A rookie cop will always die the same way if shot. Wiggle, fall down, wiggle, fall down.
-They never watch movies

Hindi
-Ppl there always have punching sound effects.
-All ppl living in India MUST know how to dance and sing

Malay
-Favourite place to date, KLCC
-Police will always arrive 3 seconds late
-Never run into roadblock during Racing Haram scene
-Can get extremely high on drugs, don't matter what kind as long as it's drug

It's always possible to kill someone by first looking at their reflection on something then jump out and shoot them using a handgun when the bad guy packs a machine gun.

I juz watched Mission Impossible...lol nice..not like m'sian movies
An one more thing...They use really expensive car and then blast it and bang it...

This post has been edited by .:zaxiao:.: May 6 2006, 06:41 PM

Bad guys will always shot the shirt you throw out when you're hiding and somehow will be distracted for 10 seconds so you can kill all of them

Wow the jokes are great

this thread should be move to Music/Movies

Courtesy of Overlord (a MMU super Senior)

HORROR MOVIE SURVIVAL GUIDE

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When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.
If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices in your house move away immediately.
Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.
If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, *leave the room immediately if you value your life.*
If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
Do not take *anything* from the dead.
If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
Listen closely to the soundtrack; and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.

MALAY MOVIES! AHAHAHA! I got some!

- old grandmothers and grandfathers will always fall sick on their deathbed in an old wooden house.

-"fress" oren with umbrellas are the only drinks available in restaurants.

-every family has a secret adopted child.

-handsome young malay men who likes to laugh are lying two timing playboys. They are probably heavy drinkers too.

-all middle aged malay men drive proton sagas.

-if a man reaches home at 3 am, it means he was out clubbing/drinking.

-slapping will leave absolutely no marks whatsoever

This post has been edited by slickz: May 7 2006, 01:03 PM

yeah..... im the one crying

not only in restaurants but at hotel rooms as well,which is overlooking the window,and KLCC is at the background
hahah,confirm punya

And one more thing....Can somone bleed on the mout after kena one slap??

Chinese movies/sitcoms are full of people flying around and almost every guy in the show will have a sexy thin moustache .

Hindi movies are full of bull crap fighting where the main guy can beat down an entire army , shoot without reloading , send 20 men flying out the window with just a swing of an arm and dance better than John Travolta .

Malay movies . . I don't know since there ain't much identity to it . They're all just full of love love love or wannabe stand up comedians .

You guys forgoteen swat and war movie.

Swat/ Terrorist movies.

The side the main character takes will provide his faction extreme uberness.

E.g If the main character is a terror then the terrorist will be extremely well organize and the Swat will pratically do nothing and just point guns at no where while the terrorist do what they like and at most they will respone only when the terror is long gone.

And If main chara is Swat then the Terror will be super noob and the swat can take their sweet time to attack.

The Terrorist leader can only be taken down by the Main Chara no matther how way outnumber and outgun the terror leader is.

Snipers are most of the time for Deco.

Neigoiate never works at all.

War movie

No matther how outgunned and outnumber the Americans are they can always win the fight or hold off until reinforcement.

The killing ratio for 1 american soldier for its enemy is alway 4-10x of the enemy.

The Main chara force is always alone, his reinforcement and support squad will always be wipe out.

The Americans always win in every 1 vs 1 battle from airplane, tank and infantry. The only time it will be lossing is being outnumber.

Ammunation is rarely a factor in the battlefield.

This post has been edited by redeye84: May 8 2006, 04:36 AM