It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts -your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

You can't die even tho you have been shot... somehow somewhere the doctor will save you..

not if you're Jack Bauer,all you need is some epinepherine,and voila!
good as new!

its easy to land aplane when the pilot has been killed or ill,providing theres someone in the control tower to talk u down.

the eiffel tower can be seen from any window of any building in paris

wheen paying for a taxi,never look at ur wallet as u take out a note-just grab one at random and hand it over.it will always bee the correct and exact fare,including the tip of course...

Mothers routinely cook eggs bacon pancakes and all other shit for her family every morning,even though the hubby and childdren never have the time to eat them

all single women have cat

1 man shooting at at 20 men have abetter chance of killing them all then 20 men firing at 1

if a father is firefighter or cop,it will mean that he will forget his sons 6th birthday in the line of duty

some u missed

or were using the same book

Althought the couple had sex yesterday night, she would still cover her breasts with the blanket in the morning.

nice !! nice!!

9mm uzis or pistols have the stopping power of a 50 calibre bullet when it comes to killing bad guys.

everyone seems to like screeching their tyres like there's no tommorow.

regardless of what car the hero is driving, he can drive it like michael schumacher.

ppl on tv never finish thier drinks

cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames

any person waking from a nightmare will sweat profusely,sit bolt upright and pant

if a phone line is broken,communication can be restored,by frantically beating the phone and saying,'Hello?Hello'

Chow Yun Fatt: You never run out of bullets even without reloading.

And never get shot by the bad guys..with him being able to have the SWAT team accuracy

if its a tamil movie, somehow there will be 100 people 50 a side and dance together with the dating couple.....amazingly they juz show up from nowhere.....

In old chinese drama, the heroes don't need to work nor do anything to gain money, they just need to take it out and pay.. it's from heaven

why dont you credit the list, b****?

uh...what?

Yeah.. i always wondered this.. and also they always seems to be filthy rich too....

Im talking to the thread starter, ive seen the list online before, he didnt compile it himself.

least he could do is to state the site he stole it from. what an ass...

umm, u forgot the coconut trees that they swing around.

what about when there's emergency or monster chasing you or bad guy chasing you, that is the only time ur car wouldnt start, and it always barely start when the monster/badguy is like 1 cm from the car then when the car moves, you look at the rearview mirror the monster either 1) chasing 2) screaming 3) shooting

This post has been edited by rinaidil: May 4 2006, 10:40 AM

Nobody locks their car doors.

Everyone puts their car keys above their heads behind the shade flap.
If there's no keys, don't worry. it only takes three seconds to jump start a car with wiring beneath steering.

Everyone screams and runs during a disaster. Taxis get destroyed the most.

Police ALWAYS shoot at a monster/giant robot/dinosaur/alien even though they know it doesnt injure them. (haven't they watched movies)?

Bad guys always outrun good guys. They can jump over cars.

People always smell flowers when they receive them. (WHY???)