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sqwerk2
post May 4 2006, 12:24 AM

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if its a tamil movie, somehow there will be 100 people 50 a side and dance together with the dating couple.....amazingly they juz show up from nowhere.....
sqwerk2
post May 4 2006, 06:18 PM

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tamil movies again.....the hero holding a revolver with only 6 bullets somehow can kill 600 enemies while jumping here and there without even looking at them. dang, their revolver are even better than a para...
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post May 4 2006, 07:50 PM

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dun forget malay movies la kawan.....

1) when a couple is dating, their dining place must be a dimmed litted "fancy" restaurant. both of them will be drinking orange juice since more high class than the normal sirap ais.

2) juz like tamil movie except no dancing and singing, the romantic place to date is the beach where they will walk and walk until they reach a coconut tree. coconut trees are famous for couples in malay movies to hang out, god knows why...their normal conversation must have some english words, "You cintakan I tak?"...etc etc...

3) now, the standard and official disease for sick characters in malaysian movies are brain cancer. no matter what it is, they sure kena brain cancer. and normally in the hospital, the acting doctor will be holding a clip file walking with a nurse and with a serious face he will tell the family members "minta maaf, kami sudah cuba sedaya upaya".....

4) when a sick person is near his/her death, they have all the time they need to say their sorries and bla bla bla.....before they die

5) actors are too young to act as father and too old to act as a son. same goes to female. eg: rosyam nor....

there are more, will update later....

 

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