Time to contribute back to the forum.
I've read thru v2,v3 and v4 in around 2 weeks ... lolz ... imagine my dizzyness digesting all the info that i can get

So far, i found v2 has the most useful info. Now i'm going to give some update on the current situation/food in Bali.
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Disclaimer:
1) This review/feedback is based on my current situation and personal favourites. So please take all my review with a pinch of salt.
2) I will take down what ever rant/bad review if majority thinks it's unethical. I just want to forewarn those who might want to know certain information.
If i would have obtain that certain information earlier, it would have saved me a lot heartaches and headaches. So i hope it will do the same for others.
3) Sorry to those who needs visual graphics/photos to go along with the review. I do not wish to upload personal pictures.
4) If what i have claim is not correct , please kindly tell me. I do not wish for a flame war
Firstly, bali is not cheap. Especially if it's just two person travelling together.
It's affortable to travel in large pack ( eg. 6 and above ) and stay in backpacker hotel all the way in one town (eg. kuta, legian, seminyak, sanur )
I spend around rm1.3K just for food and driver for each person. I stayed for 6 days and 5 nights.
I ate at all recommend places but that doesn't mean i eat like a king

My earlier mission was to travel all around bali and cramp all the activities as much as possible.
Here is my detailed itinerary:
Day 1: -------
Arrive at airport around afternoon.
Lunch : Malioboro Ayam Tulang Lunak
Check In Legian Hotel.
Free & Easy : Check out Legian Beach, Walk along Legian road, Shopping
Dinner : 66 Cafe
Free & Easy : Walk till Kuta, Shopping
Day 2:-------
Free Breakfast in Hotel
Bedugul/Tanah Lot Tour :
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Tanah Lot Temple
Jatiluwih ( biggest rice field )
Lunch at Jatiluwih ( driver recommendation )
Ulundanu Bratan Temple
Candi Kuning Market
Taman Ayun
Dinner: Naughty Nuri
Check in to Ubud Hotel
Free and Easy : Walk along ubud center, Shopping
Supper : Pizza Bagus
Day 3:-------
Breakfast in Hotel
Kintamani Tour :
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Kintamani
Coffee Luwak
Holy Spring Water of Tirta Empul ( Tampak Siring )
Lunch : Bu Oka Babi Guling
Wood Carving at Mas village ( personal request )
Sukawati Market
Monkey Forest
Dinner : Cafe Wayan
Free & Eazy : Walk along ubud center, Shopping
Day 4:-------
Breakfast in Hotel
Hired driver for 4 hours : Ubud Market
Lunch : Bebek Bengil
Krisna @ near airport
Check in Jimbaran Hotel
Free & Easy : Spa, Rock Bar, Dinner ( stuck in the hotel

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Day 5:-------
Free Breakfast in Hotel
Uluwatu/Jimbaran/Nusa Dua Tour :
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Dreamland Beach
Padang Padang Beach
Nusa Dua Bali Collection
Lunch : Minang Saiyo ( Nasi Padang ) near Airport ( using the new bridge to cross to airport area )
Beach/Surf Brand Outlet ( personal request )
Uluwatu Temple and Kecak Dance
Dinner : Lia Cafe
Free & Easy ( in the hotel , stuck again )
Day 6: -------
Free Breakfast in Hotel
Hotel Transfer to Airport
I did change a few things from my original itinerary due to driver and weather.
After the 2nd day, it started to drizzle a lot in the evening.
You can't visit much in the hot weather .
If i'm going back to Bali, i prefer to visit the northern places/temples and spend more time there because it's cooling.
Recommended places to visit:---------------------------------
After day 1, i realised that you can only visit 1 or 2 temple in a day.
That means 3-4 places in a day. You do not need to fill up all the 10 hours of the drivers time.
Maybe from 8:30am till 3:30pm is enough. Usually it takes 30 min till 1 hour to reach a place. ( Thankfully, i have been in only 1 traffic jam in entire trip )
Yes, you have to start your trip early as it gets hot even at 9am. Have more free and easy time to enjoy the town and your hotel .
In bali , they have many different temples to "guard" over them. You can even see them praying almost everywhere.
Some of the temple has very nice area, here is some of my personal favourites:
1)Ulundanu Bratan Temple - Temple near a huge lake. The space is huge and wide, windy and cooling . Feeling like having a picnic there .
The reason that it's cooling it's because the land is near the foot of the mountain.
2)Holy Spring Water of Tirta Empul ( Tampak Siring ) - Temple with holy spring water. The place is hot but nice to look around.
They have a nice stretch of souvenir shops like Tanah Lot Temple.
3) Monkey Forest - Temple in a forest. The forest felt like well kept and untouch for at least 1 century.
I did not recommend Tanah Lot Temple because it's over commercialised. I went there at 9.30am and it's already packed.
Worse thing is that i can't walk near the temple because of high tide. You able to walk near the temple like those in the picture only at certain day of the month ( low tide ).
Taman Ayun is small and hot. You can't even go in the temple area as it's sealed. Uluwatu is fine if you can hike . There is a lot of stairs and uneven pathway.
The same reason why i didn't insert Bersakith Temple into the itinerary as you need to hike nearly 25min before reaching the temple.
I choose to watch Kecak Dance in Uluwatu ( there is kecak dances in different places ) because i heard that it's one of the best . To my dismay, after the rain , the sky is cloudy.
The Kecak Dance is worth to watch for only once because the story telling is a bit slow. There is ppl leaving at the first 20mins of the show.
At least i do get a piece of paper explaining the story and their costume grade is not bad.
There is a place not yet introduced in the forum, which called Bali Collection in Nusa Dua. A nice place to walk and hang out. ( Shopping if you have the dough ).
Basically, it's a nice well kept which have high end shops, fixed price souvenir shops and good restaurant. ( Most restaurants offer free transfer back to nusa dua hotels ).
The place lets you walk straight one end to another. There is 3 gates, from Gate A till Gate C, it takes around 20min of slow walk .
As places to buy souvenirs for yourself, i recommend only 2 places.
1) Ubud Market.
To my surprise, most of the place refuse to haggle properly. Most of the time if you haggle near 50%, they rather let you go and wait for the next customer.
That includes, sukawati and candi kuning ( fruit ) market. They insist to sell me 15K idr for a small bali pineapple.
Ubud market is different. Cleaner than sukawati and their souvenir felt more "updated". They also have food market behind. Maybe you can buy your own ingredient and cook in your villa .
You also can find people selling kuih muih and packed food . We manage to haggle till less than 50% all the time in ubud market
2) Holy Spring Water of Tirta Empul shops
Clean , more "updated" souvenir and able to haggle.
Lastly, I personally felt that Krisna Shop is only for souvenir ... for family and friends. They have dirt cheap gifts there and you can buy in bulk .
The things that you want might not be in Krisna. So please do not place Krisna as your last hope for cheap souvenir for yourself .
Tips on languages:---------------------
In Bali, they do have their own dialect which none of us can comprehend.
For formality, they will use what they call "Bahasa" to communicate with us. It's similiar to our bahasa, you just need to use/exchange different selection of words.
Older people might not know bahasa.
Boleh change to Bisa
Sedap change to Enak
Sudah change to Udah
Balik change to Pulang
Pukul 6 pagi change to Jam 6 pagi
Pada Hari 6 Feb change to Pada Tanggal 6 Feb
You can call all male as Pak, Female as Bu. It's more respectful.
Or you can use less formal calling, male as mas, female as bak ( shortcut from ermbak )
Other meaning that you might need to know
Girl = Cewek
Boy = Cowok
Parent = Orang Tua
Free = Gratis
Toilet = Kamar Air
Dating = Pacar
Tired = Capek
Evening = Soleh
Traffic jam = Macet
Souvenir = Olek olek
Driver = Supir
Review on visited Food-------------------------
One thing i learned from bali's food is ... DO NOT order anything that says crispy ^^!
It's true that they are crispy but it's nearly tasteless. Mostly deep fried from skin to the meat.
That includes ayam tulang lunak, goreng garumi ( a type of fish ), crispy bebek bengil ( duck ) and crispy babi guling ( pork ).
Malioboro Ayam Tulang LunakPros : Salt egg Ayam Tulang Lunak ( not bad ) , juice ( but everywhere juice is around the same , range from 15K to 35K and you are good to go )
Cons: The chicken is quite tasteless and hard to eat. Expensive .
Overall : Won't be visiting again
Naughty Nuri ( in Ubud , they have one more in Seminyak )
Pros: BBQ sauce is good. Portion is quite big on certain food.
Cons: Everyday the vendor with provide the restaurant with limited ribs. I was bad luck. That day the shop sold out their ribs in 2-3 hours.
They ready around noon, when i get there around 4 plus, the ribs are gone T.T
Overall : Service is not that good as they are always busy. But i still want my ribs T.T
Pizza BagusPros: Cheap and large selection
Cons: Not authentic
Overall: Service is not bad, it's ok if it's not for main meal
Bu Oka Babi Guling ( 3rd branch in Ubud )
Pros: Food is between normal and good. Portion normal.
Cons: We actually have to stand for 10min to line up for seats and 15 min for the food to arrrive.
Overall: Go when not hungry and don't expect memorable gastronomical food
Cafe WayanPros: Quite good. We order their nasi campur special, mee goreng ala bali and special crepe. Service is good.
Cons: A bit pricey.
Overall: It's our 3rd day, to be honest, finally we got to taste some delicious bali food !
We order everything special of the day and of the week ( except for the mee goreng ).
Definitely will come back
Bebek BengilPros: Quite good except for the bebek itself.
Cons: Duck wasn't a personal favourite , so we end up order nasi campur again with crispy bebek.
You can order marinated smoke bebek the day before but it's quite pricey.
Overall: Food is quite good , large menu and pricey like Cafe Wayan.
Minang SaiyoIntroduction: Introduced by my driver because i keep pestering them for local food. Opens 24 hours.
Like every restaurant nasi padang i have before, they will plate all their dishes before you when u sit on the table.
Don't worry, it's just small portions. You pay what you eat. Their specialties is ayam pop, basically a curry chicken that is being fried till dry

Address: Jln By Pass Ngurah Rai Tuban, Tel : 0361754328
Comment: This is a special review because this restaurant have not been introduce in the forum yet.
Nasi padang is my personal favourite. Price is not expensive.
Lia CafePros: Quite cheap. Nice environment. Sauce not bad , just a bit too sweet at times.
Cons: Felt that the food is boiled and then only bakar. And their seafood mainly is frozen, not fresh.
Overall: Ordered the 300K idr package. Quite filling for 2 person. Will only return if it's convenient.
Rant Section:Read at your own risk. I will take down the post if majority thinks that it's unsuitable.
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Maybe Bali did change a bit over the decade. After all the tourism had impacted the area for so long.
What i had heard about Bali, how it's a bit different now
People rave on how nice people in Bali. How courteous. How simple minded they are.
I'm not talking about the wonderful service that we get in 5 star resort hotel in Bali.
I'm talking about sincerity from the heart.
I get the first taste of Bali people thru their drivers.
It's true that i was expecting some professionalism from those who run businesses.
But communicating with the drivers caught me off guard.
When you approach them, they take it as you are definitely their customer.
They don't need to treat you with care. Mostly monotonous question and answer.
If they felt that they dun like the arrangement, they will push you to their cousins or make sacrastic remarks.
Even they agree to what ever you ask, later on when you arrive in Bali, they want to change the itinerary.
Please understand that i only contacted all the best recommended driver for safety purposes and ensure smooth holidays.
I contacted Ariel from this forum and other no.1 recommended drivers ( in different city ) in tripadvisor.
This might be one of the first bad review for Ariel.
Thru out the conversation , i didn't disagree with his price and arrangement.
I just commented about it ( eg. " Wow, it's kind of steep from 350K , now increase to 500K " )
His reply is " I'm different from other drivers ". Ok , i'm fine with it but when i try to haggle to get a free transfer from airport to Kuta.
Suddenly he do not want to answer me anymore.
The day before i took my flight to Bali, only then he message again " Hi boss, got driver already ? "
Yea , right . Definitely "different from other drivers " appears in my mind.
Not only Ariel has this kind of attitude. So is others, so called no.1 recommended in tripadvisor.
You can check them out under Bali>Things to do in Bali>Activities.
One driver "rejected" my arrangement just because i insist to start at 8am.
I can feel that he wants 8.30am . The next email came like this.
"Hi, I've been booked. I can arrange my cousin for you. He is much more experience than i am.
He can fetch anytime you want, whether 7am or even 6am.
Please reply asap as our team is very busy"
So my advise you guys out there who wants to arrange with Bali drivers.
Just do like what they want. It saves so much of heartaches and headaches.
Email 1: Hi, are you free at this date xx ? My itinerary is xx.
Email 2: What is the fee ? My contact is xx.
Email 3: Ok see you on xx at xx in xx. Thanks
Done.
Now the next thing i want to warn you about Bali driver is their ulterior motive.
After my Bali trip ended, this is what i can conclude.
There is a few type of drivers. Freelance driver, Seasoned driver and Travel Agency driver.
Seasoned driver's fee is around 450K-550K per day, 10 hours max.
Now here is the catch. Usually we all end up with seasoned drivers.
You might think " Ha! I just got the cheapest deal from a driver ".
What happen behind/on that day is different. I believe all drivers no matter what kind.
Their aim is to earn at least 700 - 800K per day.
Let say your fee is 450K. What ever temples or food they bring you, i dare say they earn something from it.
Whether money or free food. They need to coax you to go to those places that they know it gives high incentives.
I don't know usually what temple give but i know if it's sourvenir or food, they get a percentage of what you buy.
How do i know ?
Usually when you arrive to a place, they usually wants to drop you. They don't want you to follow them to park.
When they say that " Don't worry, just see only, they won't force you to buy ".
When you really didn't buy anything ( the whole day ), their face starts to scowl bit by bit.
When we finally somehow park with the driver and walk back with him, we saw someone running to him and handed him money. Wonder why huh ?
Worse is, when i had my uluwatu/jimbaran/nusa dua tour. I can see that he don't earn anything from bringing us to beach and shopping malls.
He insisted to buy the kecak dance ticket for us, and when i hinted him that i want to eat only at lia cafe. He finally drop the bomb.
He says that he needs to fetch an VIP from the airport, can't bring us back from lia cafe. We need to take taxi home by ourselves.
One more thing, when you meet them for the first time, they usually will say " No, he didn't tell me your itinerary " ( meaning he wants to change ur itinerary )
When you part with them, "No, he didn't tell me how much you need to pay " ( meaning he wants tips )
So my advise is if you can spend more , please spend more cause if you make him happy, he will make you happy.
They have their tactics to make you think they are not bringing you the usual tourist place, don't force you to buy anything and bringing you places that you want.
Most probably, the place that you want to go already have their own incentive program.
Fyi, I hired 3 different driver in my 6 days, not one same driver.
No matter how, i did promise to promote their own business ( not under their agency )
And despite what i feel or go thru, i did tip them every single tour.
Kadek Oyo - family and religious man
saspas_craft@yahoo.com
Ketut Kusnadi - young and free will , have worked multiple jobs before
ketutkusnadi@hotmail.com
You might think i'm just ranting about the driver and put all the blame in Bali people.
That's not entirely true. I can feel the same feeling from some shop seller that the driver gave me.
A feeling of dislike towards tourist but don't show it out. They are hardworking day in and day out in order to retire in urban area as farmers etc.
The drivers told me that at low season, they usually have to work other jobs to support their family.
They have to pay a lot for their children's education because start from secondary, they have to go to private school.
Bali family size now has shrink to 2 or 4 childrens.
The reason why development in Ubud is slower compare to Kuta because only local allow to run their business.
Most people i talked with, agrees that Ubud is very "aman" ( safe ) and you can feel that they are very proud of it.
Unlike Kuta which has been totally transformed by outsiders.
Again, i do know that some people might be upset with my rant.
The only reason i insist to write it out because i wish people would have told me all this before i plan for bali.
My vacation would be even more happy one.
Thanks for reading.
This post has been edited by SemiSweet: Feb 19 2014, 02:45 AM