Look it this way, the pro can FORCE themselves to blood rush their d*** for aunties, my d*** will die kucimao no matter how I force myself to...can you?

Cavino sounds like quite the kaki pompuan during his....erm....more hot-blooded days

Why ask me? Just because they can, doesn't mean I must look up their skills. Then ur idol must Ron Jeremy. 

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Added on January 4, 2013, 2:45 pm
He looks like an honest Chinaman type of johnkor. IMPOSSIBRU!!!! 

m i blur or wad...wad thread is this...

m i blur or wad...wad thread is this...

Ya lor.... I used to be nerd, act like one, look like one, coward like one, so thats why got so much time fantasizing mah....

ps. like what hammie kena called....I'm a real keyboard warrior...

Unfortunately nowadays girls very high taste and have enjoyed way more luxurious life, even our PE H-Line looks like kucimao to them. You need at least an 80K vios or city to make them look up, an over 100K to keep their attention, and a gt level car to impress. Of course an exception is the super sweet talker driver, even drive a kancil also can bed smoking hot looking woman, there's why a gigolo is not to look down at, require a combination of talents and high skill to even approach that profession.

And I'm not talking abt lala mui.....these are real women....lala mui is for suckers......I too old to be a sucker liao..

Brother, if they tengok a man's status, mana ada real woman already... a real woman is the one that can sayang her man regardless of his status...

That must mean I'm a sweet talker, cause ada amoi(s).

Another day. 
Just joking with you lah. You wannabe playboy kah, playgirl kah is still not too late.

Itu sayang thingy is  true women lar....real women meaning classy women, not lala mui...

Brother, if they tengok a man's status, mana ada real woman already... a real woman is the one that can sayang her man regardless of his status...

That must mean I'm a sweet talker, cause ada amoi(s).

I always thought this thread is about safari.

Ah ok. If you want easy one, lala mui lor. Keluar Iphone5, you get de.

Samsung S3 doesn't work with girls.

I know lar....we mana ada serious wan on this thread......mmm.....unless you talk abt lube. 

I thought it is a zoo? 

I know lar....we mana ada serious wan on this thread......mmm.....unless you talk abt lube. 

  I surrender, Orang Minyak.

I also notice that...why ar...keluar note 2 pun no one tengok but ipone 4+1....wah.....

My car no issue at the moment plus I not interested in mod stuff. So hence suka off topic

Itu Gaga thread

As always have to use imagination because you never provide any drillz.
I thought it is a zoo? 

I also notice that...why ar...keluar note 2 pun no one tengok but ipone 4+1....wah.....

Itu besar sangat. 
Mana drillz? 
Here also got bear and gajah. Gaga got gorillaz only. 

Lu tada add me on FB, if not can see wan.
The first day/time I debuted my S3 to a HQC (high quality chick), she was like "wow new phone? see! what model? oh samsung ah..."
But she likes the Persona's handling (she has a Toyota Harrier, Honda City) so still win situation.