Skyline: Eih... I have 280bhp horsy on paper, on wheel dyno also got 265, how bout chu punk?
Iswara: Errr... on paper 70bhp

Skyline: Eih... my previous owner change my turbine, huge intercooler, metal headgasket, HKS super dragger so I can fart loud, HKS Super Flow for me to breathe, and also not forget the famous SQV. Whenever I sneeze, I'll make sure you guys hear it from miles away! Walla bout chu punk?
Iswara: My current owner say my body is weak, cannot tahan such modifications. The only few things he did to me was port & polish head, EVERCO standard flow. The rest are pretty much stock .

Skyline: Wah... why your owner so giam siap 1? My previous owner wash me twice a week. Recently repainted me and added racing stripes. I heard him saying going to convert me to GTR soon . You leh?
Iswara: I seldom take bath 1 . My owner said the dirt on me is some kind of protection. Dirty exterior = security. Nobody steal me. Sometimes he left me in dirt for months only take me for a bath. Like today, somebody ask him what car he drove, he also accidently mentioned he's driving a GREY COLOR ISWARA. Now I'm all washed up. As of my skin, used to have a few pimples, but my owner took me to chop shop and changed my doors. However, after 16 years old, I still didn't get my new makeup yet . My owner said, not needed wor, I'm already hensem enough since my door got standard stickers from Proton  .

Skyline: Tsk..tsk..tsk... Your owner doesn't really care huh . Well, my insurance was covered RM125k with all driver & passengers protection, my windscreen are protected, also got extra coverage on my tinting film. U?
Iswara: Sum insured 7000

Skyline: Eih... where yu goin? Stay here and talk with me la
Iswara: I have to go liao. My owner wanna take me for a ride home now. You stay safe ya. Don't forget you have no insurance, no owner now. If anybody try kidnap you, dont start ya. I'll come back and see you next week if you haven't been bought by other owner. Don't worry, I'll pray to CARS God for a better new owner of you. Bye for now.

Iswara: Vrroomm.... (left)
Skyline:    bye.....

The above drama took place at a used car dealer front door. Skyline was parked right infront. The boss was introducing me exactly like the Skyline introduce himself on the above drama, and I felt exactly like my ISWARA. Seriously, I felt pity to all used cars, especially expansive ones like the Skyline. I swear to CARS God regardless how bad the FC is my BLM, I'm gonna love both my SAGAs, take care of them, never let other cars bully them.

Cheers