woke up to a nightmare...

Better return to sleep and dream bout team bandung chick.

not joining / not eligible to join... riding to where?

haha... not that bad la... jus woke up in the middle of the night to do some work and saw this set of pix...

those bras for auction or wat? feels like those 90's japanese fetish where you buy a used / worn panty in a can... usually attached with a picture of the girl who wears it... hahaha

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Added on July 25, 2012, 10:27 amhttp://www.bikerumor.com/2012/07/24/found-tite-ends-shrink-wrap-bar-tape/




wow... USD7.95 per pack for something i can get for less than RM10 per meter...

wanted to try it last time... but bike shop dun wan to entertain me

should look more cleaner and the tape won't come off and leave the sticky residue on your handlebars during hot weather rides....

This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 25 2012, 10:28 AM

where got haram???

like that.. haramkan the dobi shops la... how you know the pervert boss dun take a pretty girls underwear out and sniff??? get paid doing it somemore...i am jus theorizing la... whether it happens in real life or not, i dunno...

you definitely look to be right.. @ 920meters, Gohtong Jaya seems to be the only summit that high in that area and from the map, it seems to pass batang kali and passes quite near to Genting summit... not sure if they are taking karak down or sempah though for the return trip...

for that big a crowd.. sempah might be a tad dangerous.. if they can have police escorts and lane closure... i prefer karak... jus the top part of the genting sempah descend after the tunnel might be a bit dangerous as there are some fairly bumpy gaps on the big bridges...

the elevation map might not be too accurate... i never seen more than 15% gradient climbing up this route... 10-12% on a very short burst maybe...

climbs should be manageable... 1st climb is a short 700M up to the dam... then another 1.6KM climb before dropping like a rock for a couple of K's into ulu yam town... after that it is a 20++K climb to gohtong jaya... first 10+ to sungai batang kali is sort of rolling and not too steep covering something like 1500 feet.. once pass sungai batang kali... hell comes... 7KM up straight with little or no flats in between until the first pondok police near the skyway cable cars @ around 3000 feet... then another 2K or so to the GJ roundabout...after roundabout and a bit of coasting.. there is 1 final small incline to deal with... something around 1K before the final roundabout...

as far as my memory recalls... good training for KOM... is this before or after KOM?

ehh... RM120... i can go to my "happy ending" makans for 2 times... i rather go stuff my face...

i think if you buy all 3 together... the next year's gran fondo you get a discount or priority or something li tat i heard... not jus RM10 off only...

This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 25 2012, 11:24 AM

aiyah... porno also sell la li tat... jus put at the back of the room somewhere.. members only entrance... malaysia lots of ham sap jai's...they sure find jalan one.... do good for economy as well..girls can earn money and uncle's gets their perverted satisfaction...

i dunno got limit or not? i didn't really follow this.. jus heard it when i went to bike shop some weeks ago...

i think it's genting sempah too, since it strays away from karak at some parts... both sempah and karak actually travels quite parallel... sempah road condition is unpredictable.. but that can be controlled by sending a motorbike up front to scout and warn of dangers...

the only worry is that some buggers will start descending like a pro and then the rest attemp to follow and then have a massive off... very easy to make mistakes on narrow roads with tight turns.. furthermore, all the left turns are blindly turn in on faith alone for those people who have not ridden sempah before... you don't want a pileup in sempah... i would be worried if i were to join... i can control my bike.. but not when there is a pile up in front of me at speed...

well... this is like gym ma... the more you buy ... the cheaper... if you don't come... even better and money in the pocket before you even utilize it..

not too bad la... i use to try going once a month... now i damn lazy...

and you can do it.. if hianboy can do it on a mountain bike... so, can you...

more reasons why i say the elevation charts are off... it looks like a consistent average 10% gradient climb...either that, or my LCD screen color is off.. or my eyes...

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Added on July 25, 2012, 11:43 ami dun see you improve kiara also...



This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 25 2012, 11:44 AM

hianboy jus gatal to get his balls grinded against his saddle la...

if i can overcome my laziness... "IF"...

furthermore... you live so far away... and weekend up gohtong jaya is not for the faint hearted (possible lung cancer too)... i prefer to take leave on weekdays to do it...


This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 25 2012, 12:14 PM

haha... i was jus guessin... more than 5 minutes drive is considered far for me...

when hianboy's ass hole is itching... he will call you... hahha... he lives not too far away too...

aiyar.. there is PM mah... not like it's gonna be a last minute thing... if his arse hole gatal enough... he will hunt you down one way or another...

i thought he posted his number sometime ago when he face-lessly asked miaopurr to donate him something?

yeah lor!!! yeah lor!!!

and maybe that 40+kph after 170KMh is going uphill some more... if flats.. it will be like a finishing line sprint at 75kph...

so skari...

This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 25 2012, 03:43 PM

we are jus assholes who like to pick things to bite on.. while we can't make fun of slow riders.. because, we are too.. we make fun of the fast riders... haha..

like you can't f@ck your boss up...so, you say bad things about him like he has a 1.75inch d1ck...

riding is suffering...my motto... cannot suffer... dun ride... more reasons why i dun drive to my starting destination... (except when i am lazy)

dunno how to suffer? also dunno how to enjoy the ride... more suffer, more enjoy... make sense??? not really...

like many things.. it is best to find gangs that you can click with... from an economic scale to sexual orientation..

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Added on July 25, 2012, 4:56 pma brief description of cyclists...


This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 25 2012, 04:56 PM

unpaid la...

kenot be too scared la.. if too scared.. got no roads to ride adi...

everywhere is dangerous... if scared... better stay home and watch TV... even then, your made in cina TV might explode right in your face and kill you

i go sempah riding past MRR2 kepong.. but usually before the sun comes up fully...so far... i am still around...

on highways, very important not to stick earbuds in and start listening to music... hearing your surroundings is an important thing to riding in busy roads... else, a car come up behind you also you dunno, very dangerous...

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Added on July 26, 2012, 9:44 amNOOOO!!!!


NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Tom Ritchey you *******!!!


This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 26 2012, 09:44 AM

jog inside park can still get mugged from behind... so, high alert at all times... no music (bad news for a lot of people)...

i dun believe you.. you think you stalker level : 67 like me???

It's ZEN...this is zen too...by creative..


i need music to occupy my idle mind.. else, dom cobb will have his chance with my mind

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Added on July 26, 2012, 11:36 amelectronics and water... no.no.

wires can be managed ma... jus tuck it inside your jersey.. else, find a bluetooth capable A2DP player and wireless plugs...

cycling is my only time i can listen to music without getting disturbed or doing something... so...

furthermore, i cycle in hustling bustling city most of the time...places where there is not much cars but aunties that dashes out of nowhere to block your roads... no nature sounds to listen too some more... maybe the occasional monkeys humping on the trees...



Ménage à trois?

understandably... cannot be done on the tree...

This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 26 2012, 11:56 AM

suddenly.. dunno become porn channel or discovery channel

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Added on July 26, 2012, 11:52 amcars i understand... auntie you cannot hear la... they sneak up from nowhere one... they are some cheeky ladies destined to crash and break your carbon frame...

haven't you heard of playlist management? jus sumbat all the songs in the world into your puny player and then play the 5 songs you like repeatedly over and over again....

i contradict myself again

This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 26 2012, 11:52 AM

32kbps MP3

only 0.23MB per minute ... can store 2226 minutes of songs .. or roughly 37 hours if my primary school maths did not fail me

32kbps use vbr no use wan la...

sure any sound except for dead silence will use all the bits available...i bet even pure static sound will fully utilize full 32kbps... sure run at 32kbps full time one

maybe can give 32kbps, 8-bit , 22.1Khz sampling rate a try la... estimate cut by half the size... 120KB per minute... whoo.. a whopping 70hours on a 512MB player..

jus dun gripe about the quality though... might sound like robot singing

This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 26 2012, 01:58 PM

i prefer panties everywhere.. especially the one worn by pretty girls...

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Added on July 26, 2012, 3:04 pmtribute to hamsap japanese uncles




DANG!!!... this is becoming the horny cyclists thread oredi

@ 3000yen... i am better off visiting dmm.co.jp and making a purchase there...

This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 26 2012, 03:06 PM

professional head banger... must train one...

what work you do.. can work half day...

that is what we call "snake-king"...

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Added on July 27, 2012, 11:12 am

Parlee Z5i...SSSSSSSSSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!


This post has been edited by butthead: Jul 27 2012, 11:12 AM

wat for??? they decide to ride the whole 120KM in the 39 x 26 gear combo?