Kyo always kena fanclub.

TENDANGAN HALILINTAR TO THE LEAGUE!!!!!

apakah ketahian ni.

Kyo manyak fans, that's why need longer body

once upon a colonial time in india

there was an english officer who think he has the longest d*** in the world

when he discovered there's a long d*** club in india, which non of it's members are english but indian, he got pissed off, and so he went over there to challenge them

upon reaching the club entrance, he approach the jaga and tell him of his intention
the jaga just smile at him and ask, how long?
the english unzip and pull out his d*** and show it to the jaga
but the jaga just smile back and lift up his quater pant a little bit

the english was shocked and pissed by the jaga's length
thinking how can a superior english race loose to a inferior race?
and so he went back and train for increased lenght

few months later, he went back to the club...

.... to be continue ...

Don't you dare put my name in this. I'm nowhere indian nor English.

Yennadey aye?

The new king in the club is kyo.

seems interesting i wan to know wat happen next

Damn dude, don't leave us "hanging" here! I wanna know the ending! Ending of that story, not the d***.

This post has been edited by stringfellow: Nov 3 2011, 05:10 PM

just following ovigina version mah....

but since you insist, then OK lo...


once upon a time in mahresia
there was a Kyo who think he has the longest d*** in the world

when he discovered there's a long d*** club in mahresia, which non of it's members invited him as a member, he got pissed off, and so he went over there to challenge them

upon reaching the club entrance, he approach the jaga and tell him of his intention
the jaga just smile at him and ask, how long?
Kyo unzip and pull out his d*** and show it to the jaga
but the jaga just smile back and lift up his quater pant a little bit

Kyo was shocked and pissed by the jaga's length
thinking how can a superior guy like him can loose to a jaga?
and so he went back and train for increased lenght
he pulled, pulled, pulled, pulled and pullled day & night

few months later, he went back to the club...

---

Added on November 3, 2011, 5:29 pmwhen he saw the same jaga, he let out a sinister laugh and pull out his d***
NAH!
the jaga wasn't moved by the new length, but instead, he just lift his pants a little bit again
as it's cold that day, instead of wearing a quarter pants, he's wearing a long pants now

angrily, Kyo went back and train hard for another year
he pulled pulled pulled pulled pulled pulled and pulled not stop
then he went back again

this time the jaga gave him a nod to let him into the club
but once Kyo went in, he almost fainted
as he saw kids playing skipping rope without holding it

angry again, he went back and train hard...
after another year of hard pulling, he's satisfied with his length
and went back to challenge the kids

this time the kids gave him an approval nod, and points him to the secretary office for membership registration
the secretary was a guy in turban
but Kyo notice something is not right with the turban as the color and the thickness is unsusual

pissed off again, and Kyo went back to train super hard for another 5 years
after endless pulling for 5 years of day & night, he's confident that his d*** gonna be the longest in the world

and he went back to see the secretary again

the secretary gave him a satisfying nod of approval
but inform Kyo he still not the longest d*** in mahresia

Kyo is damn pissed upon hearing his d*** is not the longest again after 5 years of hard pulling.
Kyo demand to see who has the longer d*** than his
the secretary inform him that their chairman has the longest d***
and he can go up the rooftop to see him

upon reaching the rooftop, the chairman turn around and smiled
Kyo saw him and pengsan straight away

... to be continue tomolo... balik time ...

This post has been edited by greyshadow: Nov 3 2011, 05:29 PM

dam... i wan moar...

That story is interesting. Yet so wrong. Hmm. Continue.

fetish sex stories?

Type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Wheeeeee!

can u do barrel roll with ur plane?

Urg ... I hate morning flight to miri.
Gotta wake up at 5am to catch the flight

Anyway... Continuing the story


When Kyo saw the chairman on the rooftop
He pengsan straight away.

Because the chairman was flying a kite at the rooftop

The end.

omigawd, i need a car

http://news.groupon.my/c/r?EMID=09603TH41N...M031N2400DJFECB

Kyo should go for this to complement his length.

This post has been edited by greyshadow: Nov 4 2011, 09:43 AM

Sapu lantai once more...

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