i love to start this topic.so lets share some our noobness together during WOW

i have a lot to share but i cant remember all.let me start with this one

lvl 24 i tried to solo razorfan kraul (i didnt know it was a dungeon, i tot it was some special portal) continue my solo journey n failed at the 5th mob.i try soloing it again at lvl 26 for 10x n the result still the same.lvl 40 i come back for revenge n brought my huntard fren.result = still the same.after that i realized healer class exist in WOW = i facerolled myself with my keyboard

lvl 33 i didnt know what hearthstone for..i love paying the flight master everytime i go to thunder bluff

lvl 70 = i yell around shahtrath ' what a new lvl 70 should do??' for 1 hour nobody answer me..i didnt know instances, dungeons exist in WOW

got my 1st raid in ZUL AMAN after yelling "INV ME PLIZ" for an hour in front of instance door.got my 1st epic = a nice looking dagger with spell power..im a warrior

So share your moment..enjoy!

Dude...are you for real?

Well...One of my moments was...I went to duskwood from stranglethorn vale to attempt to go into deadwind pass...To attend a Kara Run my guildies were having...And I thought that town was between the route to deadwind pass..Was a horde or contested town...Turns out it was an alliance town..And I got screwed by 80 NPC elites...I got screwed four times..Because My body was in town...And when I instantly rezzed..Aggroed them and got screwed again...I'm A rogue....So I tried vanishing...But they could see stealth...WTFBBQ..

This post has been edited by ichigo_6091: Nov 30 2010, 06:38 PM

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well radzy your always a noob

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well everybody started WOW as a noob..dont u?

nah man at level 1 i was already on a higher understanding of the game i wrote a book about it. and earnt my phd i wow

i guess 'earning PHD in wow' is your biggest noobiest moment in WOW

says the ts.

Cant wait to play WOW again...Escape guild from Barthilas got how many 80's?

That explains a LOT of things.

0) play wow.

1) create orc warlock named it "Imbecile" (the name "Moron" was taken in thaurissan)
i was trying to send a message that i was a noob. don't think it work.

2) flag myself pvp at level 2, thinking ain't got no diffrence in a pvp server

3) odd chance, the very next day, when i was lvl8, after finish the Zalane quest with a 3 other player,
saw 2 alliance(i think its pally and priest, both level 10) in shore off serjin villege, we kill them, disband later.
still some got some chance loot quest, stay on. alliance attack me, i though i can take them, a fair fight, 2 on 2 (me + imp)
die.

4) 1st RFC run, send my VW to attack a "tab" button selected target mob, fight finish,
but still stuck in combat, i ask the group "where my VW go?" a zerg of mob rush us, follow by oh shXt wipe. kick from group.
finish rfc full run 2 day later.

5) don't know how to use general chat to ask about quest (mainly mankrik's wife)

6) buy bag from NPC

7)level14 1st WSG, did't understand what is twink, plenty horrorble death for about 45mins, didn't know how to leave bg.

8)seldom use fear in bg,( i was stuck in instance mindset)

9) while wait at summon stone, got inv to WC(excited), oh, all of them already inside, run in, they were elite mob back then(i didn't know), die 3times, didn't reach portal instance and i said to group"sorry, good bye" /leaveparty.

10) roll a female troll priest, just to see how priest work, got hit by male toon players repeatedly , delete female troll priest.

11) sign guild chart for free. cancle 5g trade (i was level13)

12) level64~70 stacking sp and stamina for warlock(but i do it for the TBC pvp warlock's tank health)

13) level 80, didn't understand what does the stat "hit" do. not hit cap.

14) recent, level 74, didn't know you can buy cold weather flying at level68 for 500g.

15) think i un-intension do a leeroy in HOS last boss, 1st run as tank. (not sure it was instance close down that kick me or group kick me)

more to come in cata.

This post has been edited by Imbecile: Nov 30 2010, 08:24 PM

I flew to the Un'guro Crater FP and didn't realize it's handled by Goblins (was going around Azeroth collecting the new FP's). Got beaten up... Yes.. I'm a Bloodsail Admiral >.<

My noobiest moment huh..

Would be back in BC, the guild I was in was doing Archimonde in Hyjal. I was playing Holy Pally that time and the main healer for the MT. We were wiping earlier becoz Archimonde spanked the tank too hard while everyone was trying to get into position. I was ready to heal the MT, when they say ready to go, I pop my Divine Favor (increase crit of FoL, HL and Holy Shock). Just as they say "go!", I ran as quickly to my designated spot and quickly cast Holy Light on the MT.

My screen blinked red, Archimonde came and stomped me, chaos reigned. It was a wipe.













Reason: My Holy Light crit at 7K+ (if I remember correctly) and it bypassed the MT's threat .. Had to apologized to guildies and *cough* slow down on the initial healing..

During a instance, i greed on every loot and someone threat to vote kick me if i dont stop greeding. I beg them not to kick me and i feel so noob.

reading this thread

Fk off goldilocks im not the kne with golden hair

And I ain't the one with a belly. Your point being?

im gonna add something

noob moment = losing arena 13th time in a row

i iz only have booobs moment

*30 minutes ago, in msn*
fwen: are u ready? i wan to get the game...
me: ya i had sent joo a RaF link, click plox!!!
fwen: kk, now wat?
me: see the 'trial' link? click and upgrade...
fwen: kk, now wat?
*10 minutes later*
me: now... get the vanilla...
fwen: kk, now wat?
me: add the key to ur account
fwen: kk, now wat?
*10 minutes later*
me: and... upgrade it... tbc plox...
fwen: kk, now wat?
me: gwab the wotlk too... i'm paying anywayz
*10 minutes later*
fwen: kk, now wat?
me: wat u see now, on ur main screen?
fwen: err... i still see the 10 day trial, hey... i got cata
me:

I HAZ NO RAF PENOR MOUNT!!! I WAN MAI MUNEZ BECK!!!

I was at leveling at redridge but went back to westfall because scared of horde.. Not knowing what to do, a priest asked if I would like to go to deadmines... sounds fun so I followed. I was a rogue but end of 20ish or maybe early 30, our tank gtg half way. so I dont know how but everyone just dissapeared or offline. The priest didnt leave group but went offline. I don't know where to go (I dont know about hearthstone) so I wondered, agro'ed and died. And can't find my body for the next 3 days because I don't know about spirit healer. I went to my friend's house (the one who asked me to play wow) and he help me find my body finally.

As a rogue, I like strength stats when I first played I don't know about duel wield til I was 30.. I don't even know about combo points. I was wondering how come got dots above the head... and evis sometimes can use sometimes cannot. I dont know how to use general chat til I was 60. (3 years back) I took me 6 months to ding 60.. I was pretty much at level 20-30ish for my first few months.

I remember my friend ask me to go feralas to quest. But not being familar with wow and being a smart-ass, with a glimpse of an area that start with F, the first zone I see in map on top was felwood. I did homework to look for an FP there. So I entered from ashenvale, only to be raped by skull wolfs n bears repeatly. So I stealth walked all the way to the FP place (near top end) Then I have no idea what to do, I logged and scold my friend next day in class saying what a shitty place he guided me to. After class I went to his house to find out I went to wrong zone. He had to pretty much walk n park my char for me so I know where to quest.

I bought my first mount when I was lv44, not because no gold, but don't know.. I thought lv60. My friend didnt tell too but I'm a good money earner! Maybe because I auctioned stuff. Funny how I know to use auction but not general/trade chat.

and I was the noob that breaks cc at ZG (my first raid) when a guy from a guild asked me to come along. I dont use slice and dice until I was at lv 70. I think I only use sinister strike + evis only all my life til 70.. well I use vanish n evasion n sprint too. Then one day I talked with a random person, shes a nice lady. She taught me everything about raiding. And tell me to google on how to dps, what to use and rotations. I did and went on from lowest dps to top 3 in dps the very next week. I was given kara gears more often afterwards and become one of their main raiders Thats when my addiction + joy of raiding starts.. and my life ends..LOL

how difficult is it for you to do it yourself and then send over username/password to your friend and he can change it afterward.

PANDAI!

You can contact blizzard ask them refund
I actually linked raf to wrong account and they say within 30 days can refund, which they are doing now.

So I just re-bought a new account, save the key... maybe after cata hype, after everything cooled down, got spare time.. then only i'll raf hehe

but he already keyed in the code into his b.net account
all the upgrades are just few extra clicks after that
i wanna get the mount to show off that i has a exclusive huge penor mount...

Hmm, my noobiest moment... well, actually I don't really have much noob moments because I'm pretty well read when it comes to WoW gameplay mechanics. Except boss encounters, which is intentional. I try to avoid reading strategy guides as I do not want the surprises to be ruined for me.

Noob moments for me would be like, typing .save after acquiring loot/downing a boss. It's an extension of the habits I acquired while playing on private servers years ago.

In a nex 10man run,with 2 healer.
1MT, I OT as prot pally.
Cause lack of healer, in Four Horsemen Chest, i offer myself tank Baron Rivendare without healer.
Tanking a boss without healer, hehe ~ I think that is more EXCITED than playing in BG.

P.S. I didnt die & it got cleared.

<---- Learned about auto walk @ level 40

i have 2 and theres nothing special of that mount trust meeee

doing naxx - heigan the unclean

- raid leader yelled out "time to dance"
- acid spurring from the floor, everyone moving, i stood there like a hero, damaged, half hp gone, i bubbled (im a pally)
- continue to walk all over the acid spurring, kept getting damage
- healer focus on me for sometime... lucky din die
- raid leader yell my name, tell me to remember to dance with them, i replied "uh huh"
- next wave coming...
- acid spurring from the floor, everyone moving
- i stood there using hammer of wrath like a hero
- damaged
- raid leader yell "dance!!!"
- i type /dance
- chat written :
- "Zephyrious burst out dancing with Heigan the unclean"
- EVERYONE LAUGHED, tanker facerolled...
- WIPE, laughing continued for 15 minutes.

Would be very nice if there was a boss where we'd have to copy his emote. If he /dance, we must /dance. If he /laugh, we must /laugh. If he /bow, we must /bow. Else we die. Would be nice to see how many people out of 10/25 get the emote sequences right.

This post has been edited by gaeria84: Dec 1 2010, 04:24 PM

Guitar hero?
Activision?
its possible,
but doubt it a boss fight,
more like 'trash mob stage'

add:
nothing special about prank mount?

senario 1*

hey bro, lets go do daily quest for rep/gold
i'll carry you there bro,
*high in mid air
hey bro, lowbie draenai chick port side, shcek it out, bro.
*secretly reach for the passenger ejec button.
victem:"WWWAATTTTTTTHHhhhheeeeeffffxxxxcccckkkkk~~~~~~*puff*
opps sory, bro.

This post has been edited by Imbecile: Dec 1 2010, 05:23 PM

well last time what i do is take people off cliffs in uld

i kena pwned few times with the afk macro in bg, didnt know until ppl said it was a macro

it says something like 'you have been flagged as afk, to clear type /afk'

so i typed...
bg debuff fukhell

my noobiest moment in WoW

Played WoW till lvl 80 with a DK and lvl 72 Pally got hack like no tomorrow, at least 3 times a week, reset battle.net pass, email pass, anything can reset also reset already. End up lazy to handle it, stopped for 8 month.

want to play back and blizzard lock by account. Now i need to go through painful procedure to get it back. SADNESS

happened to me recently in AB when horde was 1400/800 ..

My noobest moment in wow have evrything to do with the hunter.

My biggest noob moment was when I started Playing wow in 2007 with my first toon a Dwarf Ret and my friend was a Dwarf Hunter. This was back in vanilla wow.

So at that time I did not know about stealth classes (rogues/feral). So I was in Dun Morogh (i think), and this area is a dwarf/ally area. I went and pandai pandai tried to fight a level 40 plus feral who was ganking. Died a few times.. and I still did not know what was killing me until much much much later. .

Can we still be a noob at 80? I am a holy priest. I went to Naxx for the first time and used Blizzard's UI. I do not pull out raid frames in groups but individually which ended up making a whole mess on my screen. As a result, I can only healed a few selected people. If that wasn't bad enough wait till I start healing in the Loatheb fight.

press v 2 times you will see every one who's at 40 yard range health bar turn green, then you can click and heal those that needs healing

nice thread. always love these type of thread

ok, i got few too

1) just started playing wow. always wipe at deadmines, hate it since i can't finish quest. then i notice...hm...why dont i create a raid to fcuk deadmines upside down. I invited more than 5 person,but then it seems that everytime i invite more than 5ppl to RAID deadmines, someone will leave group, and i wonder why

2) WTF is greed and need? i simply choose, when i syok, i click need, when i syok, i also will click greed :S

3) noobiest thing after few years playing wow. i am a level 80 mage with a gearscore of more than 5500. join a PUG for VOA, and i ask, please summon me.

reasons? i know how to port to VOA there, but i dont know how to enter when the door is close.....

same shit happened to me bro.thanks to my GF who show me the blizzard Ui

Bro, used grid+clique if you haven't already. I was very reluctant to start because I have to relearn my keys. It took me two full days lol. If your mouse does not have enough buttons, use the scroll-over macro keybind.

i stop playing as healer for 6 months oredy

my noobest moment is:

was in a instance heroic. was shouting why did the tank took so long to start pulling. waited like 10mins. then realise i was the tank i even say, "come on tank, wtf are you doing?!?!" hehehe

RAFFOLMAU

lol epic

i am amazed nobody drop group or say anything

unable to get out from undercity for an hours

actually i was about to drop group then i notice the tank symbol beside my avatar hehehe

Loong time ago....When i first started playing WoW, i had a NightElf Druid, and when you reach around lvl 20, u have to go to Moonglade for a quest. When I finished the druid quest, i didn't noe the way out of Moonglade so i ran out using the furbolg tunnels to felwood and kept dying until i jumped off a waterfall to darkshore (as a wisp) and didn't noe how to rez without a body :S

just remembered one... my first char with my flatmate. we need to plan for like 2 minutes b4 engaging each (ONE) mage-mob in westfall SAME LEVEL as us (pally, mage, lv14 i think)

Last night, I had a particularly embarassing moment in Occulus.

I have never stepped foot into Occulus, so after downing the first boss, the three npcs will give you a choice of drakes to choose from.

Being dps, I chose the amber drake, but was wondering why the drake didn't come and swoop me off my feet. I tried to interact with the npc again, but he only gave me more information regarding the amber drake. The other npcs only gave me a choice to switch drake types.

I was like, befuddled there, standing like a noob for about 1-2 minutes. Then I opened up my bags and saw the mount! I used it and then realised I was lagging behind the group, so I tried to find them. The whole place was so confusing, so I kinda lost my way there. Instead of rejoining the group, I managed to aggro some nexus guardians, then I died

Then I got kicked from the group.

Sad...

almost similar things happened to me, but on the 5man TOC

i was backed in wow after quit for few months, then i wanted to do some random, get the normal TOC

i saw everyone get a mount and start going, but when i want to click the mount, it says you must have your lance equip. i dont know what the hell, and after 1min or so, i was kicked from the group. nobody bother to teach me or tell me what to do :S

^ deejavu,

its was the mid toc patch, after absent for a "period" of time, i decide to return at that time.

but i had better luck then you,
i pug the 1st pug heroic 5toc group, i said i haven'done this, tank really kindly ask me its best to do normal 1st, avoid wipe, i understand their situation, i apologize and leave(or i was kick while i was typing my apology, can't remember).
another the group that want to do 5normal inv, told them i have't done it, they didn't care anyway(lol normal, of couse most people haven't done it do normal 1st before heroic)
and they took 5 mins to teach me all of it(the mount trash part), but i really don't understand most of the thing they said due to my head was fuzzy, they carry me, nicest people i ever meet after that, it was easy.

toc noob story part 2
after sometime, i was trying to farm the toc H spell dagger, an upgrade, farm it like 2weeks till it finally drop.
in one of the pug, its a funny encounter, at 1st boss was shaman, rogue and (forgot) combo.
as soon as we start fighting( i was dps shaman) i realise leader mark rogue skull, shaman X,
so i play along switch target to rogue, everyone else do the same(dps rogue). we barely survive.
i though we were doing some "hidden" achievement, but no bling
before start the next boss, i ask party why kill rogue 1st?
they all said rogue poison damage hard, must kill 1st.

+ side story,
its was mid toc patch, after absent for a "period" of time, i decide to return at that time.
i(was 80) remember in borean tundra, some warlock(level70, later i think his a ebayer) asking about how to get soulshard
true answer: kill any green level mob with drain soul
i remember i was being kind and answer his question,
i swear i really wasn't trying to troll him, maybe my head was fuzzy,
i answer the wrong answer, i whisper kill any green level mob with drain health,
he thank me and i said np.
soon he ask back its not working, bug?
only then i go check back spell book that i realise i had it wrong,
/em is embaress

hahaha

1) When I didn't know dungeon and raids exist

lol i discovered them when i hit 70

I remember couple months ago I've got a token from ICC for lv264 gear. After the raid I went to the vendor in icc and bought the lv251 pants and exchange on the spot for the lv264 one. Go back Dalaran, gem up, put the LW enchant and when I was just checking my bank, I saw I actually had an old lv251 set pants I've gotten from VOA ages ago. Trying to be a smart ass, I vendored my fully gemmed lv264 pants trying to get back my badges. Just to realize I can only get back a lv251 pants + token.. Then cannot vendor anymore Whats even better was I cannot buy back my lv264 pants anymore... DUH!

lol speaking of pve set everyime i wana buy one fly from dal to tournament ground without knowing there are npc selling tier in dal =.=

Haha. I did the same thing trying to get ICC tier set. Made a raid group to go in the instance to buy.
Then a few weeks later I was touring Dalaran to see if they added anything new and found out that the leather npc actually has it....

1) Playing as tank in heroic dungeon, didn't download tauntmaster addon... therefore a lot of wipe and swearing happen during that time. not by me, but by other players.

2) No idea what raid is, go in dps as tank lol

3) First time go into raid, and my first wipe in ToC playing as tank. Got addon but no idea these pop out message mean. lol

4) Guildmates ask me about some specific addon, i didn't know what is it and i was told i am a noob, after that i realized i got the addon which my guildmates mention.

5) Playing as tank in heroic dungeon without def caps, therefore a lot of wipe and swearing occurs, especially from healers.

6) As a leader raid, didn't know how to change to 25-man raid or 10-man raid.

7) As a leader raid, i didn't know how to set to master looter

8) As a leader raid, I accidentally give items to the wrong person

9) As a leader raid and master looter, i didn't know how to give people item

10) I didn't know how to /roll command

11) Every time we downed a raid boss, whenever some items i want, either off spec or main spec. Some raid have rules which one raid, one item u get and it is for main spec, if no one else wan the items, they will roll for off-spec. I always roll for it no matter it is main or off spec.

In the end, i learned a lot and classifier as a okay player, whenever i met someone who do the same mistake as mention above, i will start swearing noobs, therefore the noobs cycle begin.

This post has been edited by Plant: Dec 23 2010, 05:47 AM

Bad noob. *smack*
I'm just as bad.

Discovered AH only at level 30..........

Vendored everything before that, and only wear dropped/quest reward/tailoring gear.

tbh i always vendor everything up till level 72, anything belov level 72 are rubbish. so ur all good not noob

where got rubbish? are you joking? try checking for those items that are level 72 below after deing them they are worth 2-3x more, worst some of those low level dust can be sold at 50-60g per stack

ya bc enchanting mats worth alot, it is suppose to sound like a noob but ever since i log in and saw that tip saying something like as long no grey means got use, i started to kept everything from white and above, all send to an alt, if bag full make another bank alt lol! I always use thottbot last time too. Check their value, then use AH

But also maybe because I like to keep stuff ;( I have so much junk at dreadmaul last time that I made 2 guild bank just to store em all.... lol!

My current one is almost full

brb making character on your servers so you can send stuff to.