0) play wow.

1) create orc warlock named it "Imbecile" (the name "Moron" was taken in thaurissan)
i was trying to send a message that i was a noob. don't think it work.

2) flag myself pvp at level 2, thinking ain't got no diffrence in a pvp server

3) odd chance, the very next day, when i was lvl8, after finish the Zalane quest with a 3 other player,
saw 2 alliance(i think its pally and priest, both level 10) in shore off serjin villege, we kill them, disband later.
still some got some chance loot quest, stay on. alliance attack me, i though i can take them, a fair fight, 2 on 2 (me + imp)
die.

4) 1st RFC run, send my VW to attack a "tab" button selected target mob, fight finish,
but still stuck in combat, i ask the group "where my VW go?" a zerg of mob rush us, follow by oh shXt wipe. kick from group.
finish rfc full run 2 day later.

5) don't know how to use general chat to ask about quest (mainly mankrik's wife)

6) buy bag from NPC

7)level14 1st WSG, did't understand what is twink, plenty horrorble death for about 45mins, didn't know how to leave bg.

8)seldom use fear in bg,( i was stuck in instance mindset)

9) while wait at summon stone, got inv to WC(excited), oh, all of them already inside, run in, they were elite mob back then(i didn't know), die 3times, didn't reach portal instance and i said to group"sorry, good bye" /leaveparty.

10) roll a female troll priest, just to see how priest work, got hit by male toon players repeatedly , delete female troll priest.

11) sign guild chart for free. cancle 5g trade (i was level13)

12) level64~70 stacking sp and stamina for warlock(but i do it for the TBC pvp warlock's tank health)

13) level 80, didn't understand what does the stat "hit" do. not hit cap.

14) recent, level 74, didn't know you can buy cold weather flying at level68 for 500g.

15) think i un-intension do a leeroy in HOS last boss, 1st run as tank. (not sure it was instance close down that kick me or group kick me)

more to come in cata.

This post has been edited by Imbecile: Nov 30 2010, 08:24 PM

Guitar hero?
Activision?
its possible,
but doubt it a boss fight,
more like 'trash mob stage'

add:
nothing special about prank mount?

senario 1*

hey bro, lets go do daily quest for rep/gold
i'll carry you there bro,
*high in mid air
hey bro, lowbie draenai chick port side, shcek it out, bro.
*secretly reach for the passenger ejec button.
victem:"WWWAATTTTTTTHHhhhheeeeeffffxxxxcccckkkkk~~~~~~*puff*
opps sory, bro.

This post has been edited by Imbecile: Dec 1 2010, 05:23 PM

^ deejavu,

its was the mid toc patch, after absent for a "period" of time, i decide to return at that time.

but i had better luck then you,
i pug the 1st pug heroic 5toc group, i said i haven'done this, tank really kindly ask me its best to do normal 1st, avoid wipe, i understand their situation, i apologize and leave(or i was kick while i was typing my apology, can't remember).
another the group that want to do 5normal inv, told them i have't done it, they didn't care anyway(lol normal, of couse most people haven't done it do normal 1st before heroic)
and they took 5 mins to teach me all of it(the mount trash part), but i really don't understand most of the thing they said due to my head was fuzzy, they carry me, nicest people i ever meet after that, it was easy.

toc noob story part 2
after sometime, i was trying to farm the toc H spell dagger, an upgrade, farm it like 2weeks till it finally drop.
in one of the pug, its a funny encounter, at 1st boss was shaman, rogue and (forgot) combo.
as soon as we start fighting( i was dps shaman) i realise leader mark rogue skull, shaman X,
so i play along switch target to rogue, everyone else do the same(dps rogue). we barely survive.
i though we were doing some "hidden" achievement, but no bling
before start the next boss, i ask party why kill rogue 1st?
they all said rogue poison damage hard, must kill 1st.

+ side story,
its was mid toc patch, after absent for a "period" of time, i decide to return at that time.
i(was 80) remember in borean tundra, some warlock(level70, later i think his a ebayer) asking about how to get soulshard
true answer: kill any green level mob with drain soul
i remember i was being kind and answer his question,
i swear i really wasn't trying to troll him, maybe my head was fuzzy,
i answer the wrong answer, i whisper kill any green level mob with drain health,
he thank me and i said np.
soon he ask back its not working, bug?
only then i go check back spell book that i realise i had it wrong,
/em is embaress