"Aw c'mon, I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken."

In hindsight, that probably wasn't the most romantic way to suggest anal with the new girlfriend.

Ah Beng phones for an ambulance as Ryan been hit by a car.
Operator asks where he is.
He says outside Jalan Tun Datuk Patinggi Abang Haji Muhammad Salahuddin. Operator asks, "How do u spell that?"

The line goes quiet for 5 minutes. Operator gets a bit worried.

Then Ah Beng says, "Sorry about that, I've just dragged him round to Jalan Astana"

f you haven't got anything interesting to say...

Join Facebook and tell everyone on there.

"Dad, are those chrysanthemums?"
"Yes," "And how do you spell that?"

"Oh, wait a minute. They're roses."

sure


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I am sick and tired of switching my PC on when I get to work and being bombarded with emails about penis enlargement and how taking Viagra will make me perform longer.


I wish I had never given my work email address to my wife.

The founder of Ikea has died aged 91.

<Flat pack coffins.
Allen Key.
Leftover parts./>

*This joke requires some assembly.

Damnit, missed out the 2500th post again

Again. Sometimes I choose not to reply in this thread not because I am rude, but I just figure I let others or you to figure it out rather than me spoiling the joke. I do hope you guys enjoy this thread.

Thank you for reading this thread.


New house and posts are welcomed

V3
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